NSYNC N'Jeopardy
Alex: Hello everyone. Welcome to Jeopardy! Let's meet our first contestant. He's a fly pimp from the state of Tennessee. Bring out Justin Timba Timba Timba...what the hell? Why is his last name on here 4 times?
Justin runs out and begins to beat Alex with his ugly stick.
Justin: BITCH!!! SAY MAH NAME!!
Alex: Ummm...ok, Justin Timba Timba Timba Lake.
Justin: Dayum Straight.
Alex: Anyways, our next contestant enjoys coffee, caffiene, over the counter drugs, and sleeping. Bring out JC Cha-zez.
JC: Um, excuse me, Alex?
Alex: Yes?
JC: YOU SAID MY NAME WRONG YOU USELESS FUCK!!!!!
Alex: Um, ok, I'm, so...sorry...
JC: Bitch...
Alex: Uh, yeah. Our third contestant describes himself in one word. Crazy. Bring out "Crazy" Chris Kirkpatrick!
Chris comes running out.
Chris: Whoooo--!
He trips on the carpet and lands face first into the camera man.
Chris: Uh, sorry man.
He stands up and brushes himself off.
Alex: Okay, let's get to know our contestants a little better. Justin, it says here you're a "fly pimp hunny masta." Care to explain?
Justin: Hellz yah homes. I be pimpin da bitches all ova da place. I gots me bout 8 hoes waitin for mah fine ass back at da hotel.
Alex: OK....Uh, what's with the hair?
Justin: Aww hellz nah! You don't be cappin on tha FRO!! You BOW to da FRO!!
Alex: Sure...anyways, JC, it says here you like sugar.
JC: YES!! SUGAR!! It's ALL sugar!!
Alex: Um, yeah. Uh, why are your eyes all red?
JC: I AM TIRED!! DAMNIT!! Why won't you people leave me alone???
Alex: JC, has anyone ever told you that you need some counseling?
JC: Oh yeah, quite a few people actually.
Alex: Right...So, Chris, you have a dog?
Chris: YES!! And his name is Busta!! He is named after my idol!! Busta Rhymes!! BUSTA!!! DADDY LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BRING YOU HOME A PRESENT!!!
Alex: Uh, yeah. So, anyways, let's see today's categories. Starts with F, Rock Bands, The Internet, and the Backstreet Boys.
Justin: AW HELL NAW!!!
Alex: Justin, you're first.
Justin: Aiight. Ah pick...Starts wif F fo' $100.
Alex: Ok, and the answer is--
Chris: Wait!!! You're not supposed to tell us the answer.
JC: DON'T YOU EVER WATCH JEOPARDY YOU DUMBASS?!?!!?
Chris: No.
Alex: BOYS!! Knock it off!! Here's your clue: The capital of Kentucky.
Justin rings in.
Alex: Justin?
Justin: Uh..L.A.
Alex: No, that's incorrect.
Chris rings in.
Alex: Chris?
Chris: Orlando.
JC: YOU DUMBASSES!!!!!! THE ANSWER IS SUPPOSED TO START WITH F!!! DON'T YOU TWO EVER LISTEN?!?!
He begins to twitch violently.
Alex: JC, calm down. It's ok...but, he has a point. Your answer must start with F.
Justin rings in.
Alex: You can't ring in again Justin.
Justin: Aiight.
Chris rings in.
Alex: I just said, you can't ring in again.
Chris: You said that to Justin, not me.
He rings the buzzer again.
Alex: It was directed at you too.
Chris rings in.
Alex: Chris, stop.
Chris rings in.
Alex: KNOCK IT OFF!
Chris rings in.
JC: YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! CAN'T YOU EVER LISTEN?? FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE???
Chris rings in.
Alex: I QUIT!!!
He walks off stage, leaving Justin staring at himself in a mirror, Chris ringing the buzzer, and JC twitching violently. Joey walks on stage.
Joey: WHUTUP?? I'm gonna be your host now.
Justin: Damn Joey, your fat ass can't even read. How da hell is you gonna be da host?
Joey: Fuck you. JC, pick a box.
Chris: BUT IT'S MY TURN!!!
JC: NO IT'S NOT!! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!
He straightens himself.
JC: I'll take...the internet for $200.
Joey: K!! Umm...What does HTML stand for?
Justin rings in.
Joey: Justin?
Justin: Hot Timbalake gets Many Ladies
JC: DID YOU SEE A G IN THERE?!!?!?!?
Joey: JC. what did Lance tell you? If you were gonna be on this show you needed to lay off your "sugar."
JC: AND IT'S ALL SUGAR!!!!
Joey: Right...so....Chris pick a box.
Chris: Ummm.....Backstreet Boys for $100.
Joey: K!! Uhh...no..
Joey throws the card.
Joey: No...
Joey throws another card.
Joey: No..
Joey throws another card.
Joey: No..
Joey throws another card.
JC: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????
Joey: I don't like these questions.
JC: YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE YOU FAT ASS PIECE OF CRAP!!!
Justin: AIIGHT!! I'ma pick an-oda category. Ah pick...da intanet fo' $500.
Joey: K!! Hmm...what is the prefix for most website addresses?
Justin rings in.
Justin: JRT
Joey: No....that's not what it says here...
JC rings in.
Joey: JC?
JC: WHO CARES?!?
Joey: No...that's not right either...
Justin rings in.
Joey: Justin?
Justin: JRT
Joey: No...
Chris rings in.
Chris: ABC!! It's simple as DO RE ME!!
JC: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! IT'S WWW FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!! YOU KNOW WHAT???? I QUIT!! I QUIT THIS STUPID BAND!! I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS IGNORANCE ANYMORE!!!!
JC storms off stage.
Chris rings in.
Joey: Chris?
Chris: BBUUUSSSTTTAA!!!!!!!
Justin: Fuck dis...
Justin walks offstage.
Joey shrugs, and begins to make a card house with the question cards. Chris is doing cartwheels around the studio, knocking over cameramen and various pieces of equipment.
::The End::