Infected?

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Since Joey is Jen's favorite, I decided to being her along on the interview. She was very excited, to say the least. She wore her hot pink jumpsuit and feather boa just for the occasion. I opted on wearing a frumpy sweatshirt and jeans, because I really didn't give a shit what Joey thought of me. On with the interview..

Julie: Hey Joey.

Jen: LOVEKINS!!!!

Joey: Yello girls!

Julie: Ok, we got some questions here for ya.. I'll ask mine first.. Joey, how does it feel to be classfied as the "dumb whore" of the group?

Joey: Its an honor. A very big honor. I think I deserve a medal.

Julie: WTF? Ok, no..

Jen: I think you derserve a medal TOO Joey *sigh*

Julie: Shut up, idiot.

Jen: K!

Julie: Jesus.. I shouldn't have brought you.. you and Joey, in the same room, I can't take this..

Jen: Can I ask a question now?

Julie: No, fuck you.

Jen: Fine..

Joey: I think she should be able to ask a question.

Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Jeez.. ok, next question.. does JC ever beat you?

Joey: No. JC loves God. I love God. We do it for the fans-

Julie: Bullshit. I want the truth.

Joey: Ok.. yes, he does. He's a crackhead, and he beats me. Sometimes, I even like it.

Julie: WTF? Eww..

Jen: I like when people beat me TOO Joey.. *sigh*

Julie: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Jen: Yes..

Julie: DON'T TALK!!

Jen: But-

Julie: SHUT UP!

Jen: I-

Julie: SHH!

Jen: But I-

Julie: ZIP IT!!

Jen: .......

Julie: Thank you.. Now, Joey.. Did anyone ever tell you that "I hopefully hope" and "Actually, I scored 10 points, actually" make NO sense whatsoever?

Joey: I'm NEVER going to be able to like those down, AM I?!

Julie: Not while I'm around.. no.

Joey: I was NERVOUS, ok?!?

Julie: Whatever.. Jen, ask some questions, I don't want to converse with him anymore.

Jen: .....

Julie: YOU CAN TALK NOW, ASS!

Jen: K! Joey, will you marry me?

Julie: STUPID!

Joey: Yes.

Jen: YAY! Joey, will you have relations with me?

Julie: WTF IS UP WITH THAT WORD?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND NOLEN?! NOBODY SAYS RELATIONS ANYMORE!! FREAK!

Joey: Yes.

Jen: YAY! Next question..

Julie: NO! We're done.

Jen: But I have.. more..

She takes out a notepad full of questions.

Julie: Ok, no.

Jen: You're always mean to me.

Julie: I AM NOT! YOU ACT STUPID!

Jen: You know what?! FUCK YOU!

Julie: Bite me.

Joey bites Julie.

Julie: NOT YOU, IDIOT!

Joey: Oh..

Julie: Jen, get up. We're leaving.

Jen: FINE.

She walks over to Joey, dips him backwards, kisses him, and walks out.

Julie: I'm going to have to disinfect her now..

Julie exits.

Joey: Heh heh.. that was cool..

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