Setting: Back at Lance's house (AGAIN)

Nikki: Ok guys! Come on! Lets go! Lance doesn't know about this party.. remember what happened last time when we did that here?

Julie: If Lance gives us any shit this time, we'll just have to tie him up and get his ass drunk.. and then he wont have a care in the world....*evil grin*

Jen: This time lets all try to get along, ok? That means NO fighting over Justin.. Got it girls?

Nikki, Julie, & Candice: Yeah, yeah..

Nikki: Yeah, thats what you think...

Julie: What was that?!

Nikki: Nothing, nothing..

Julie: riiiight.... Ok, lets get this show on the road!

Jen: Ok, now whose all gonna be here?

Julie: JRT bitch, and the rest of the guys.. duh.

Jen: Whoo Hoo! Joey will be coming!

Julie: Duh, you dumbass! He's only friends with JuJu!

Jen: Ok, now what about Britney...?

Nikki: OH HELLZZZZZZZ NOOOO!! I'M NOT LETTIN' THAT GUTTER SLUT IN HERE!!!!!!! *starts to breath heavy*

Candice: Hahaha, she called britney a gutter slut.. haha.

Nikki: Well, she is...

Julie: Well, from what I know, Brit is off doin' some shit so I really don't think she's coming.... and if she does....

Nikki: .......?

Candice: THERE WILL BE A HOLE LOT OF ASS KICKIN' GOIN' ON!!

Julie: Well, it would be pretty hard for her to come in when she doesn't have the key.... so I think we're safe.

Nikki: Ok, now we have to make sure this place is clean if we're gonna have a party here..

Jen: Hmmmm good point. Ok, I say that we get to cleaning girls.

Nikki, Julie, Jen, & Candice all get on gloves, and start to clean Lance's house.

Nikki: Ok, I'll take Lance's room, Julie, you can get the living room.. Jen, you can get the bathroom, Candice ummm..... you can get the kitchen.

Julie: Who died and made you the boss?!

Nikki: Come on Julie, dont start! Remember.. we said NO FIGHTING this time. Let's just all get this shit done, 'cause we still need to get ready ourselves...

Julie: Fine, whatever...

Jen: There is noooooo way in hell that I'm doing his bathroom! God knows what he does in there!

Candice: Hahaha.. you got the bathroom.. hahaha.

Jen: Shut up and go clean the kitchen Cinderfuckinrella!

Candice: Ok...

Nikki: Come on Jen, I dont need this. We have 5 hours until the party and I wanna make this the BEST party for JRT bitch ever! So can we PLEASE just get this shit done?!

Jen: See Nikki.. Thats all you care about! Making everything the best for JUSTIN. You dont care about any of us! You just care about making your self look good for GHETTO BASTARD!

Nikki: Shut the hell up!! You know thats not true!!!

Jen: Da hell it ain't true!

Nikki: Well, if it were JOEY'S birthday you would be the same way so don't give me none of your shit!

Jen: No, you fuckin' bitch!! and besides, JOEY'S the MAN!

Julie: Both of you's shut the fuck up!! Let's get a move on!

She turns on the radio.

::Hour Later::

Julie is jamming to "Ice Ice Baby" and dancing.

Julie: Vanilla Ice Ice baaaaaaby..

Screaming is heard from Lance's room.

Nikki: Ewwwwwww!!!!

Julie, Jen, & Candice: What?!?!?

Nikki: Lance has a stack of Playgirl under his bed....Ewww..

Julie, Jen, & Candice fall on the floor and proceed to laugh their asses off.

Nikki: Fuckin' freak...

Jen: Well, I must say.. He keeps his bathroom real nice. And I LOVE the little flower wallpaper he has goin' on in here.

Julie: Yeah, she does have a point. His house is not all that bad for a single guy... It's nice and smells like roses when you come in..

Candice: Well, what he does behind closed doors is none of our business.. I frankly, don't wanna know..

Nikki: 'Cause he's a fag.. Thats why.

Julie: Thats mean!

Nikki & Jen begin to laugh.

Candice: *under her breath* Yeah, but he's a cute fag..

Julie: What was that Candice?..

Candice: Nothing, nothing at all.... Umm, don't you think its time for us to get ready now? Heh heh.. yeah..

Julie: Right..

The girls get ready and then sit around the living room, waiting for the guys.

Julie: Hey Jen?

Jen: Yeah?

Julie: One question..

Jen: What?

Julie: WHERE THE FUCK IS NOLEN?!

Jen: Uhh.. I dunno dude.

All of a sudden, Nolen busts into the room, screaming her head off.

Nolen: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Nikki: WTF?

Candice: Problem, Nolen?

Nolen: I just got mah grooooooove thang on with JRT.. BITCH!

Julie: WHAT?!? WTF?! WHERE IS HE?! WHERE'S THE REST OF THE GUYS?!???!?

Nolen: Uhh, I don't know.. after Justin and I.. hehe.. *ahem* Anyways, they left. They're on a plane on their way to Cali. BABY!

Nikki: WHAT THE HELL?! I PLAN A FUCKIN' PARTY FOR THAT BASTARD AND THEY LEAVE THE STATE??!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? I HATE HIM! I HATE YOU!! I HATE EVERYONE!!!

Nikki runs out of the house, tearing at her hair.

Candice: Psycho...

Jen: Ahahaha.. Nikki's funny..

Nolen: I rode dat shit.. yee haww..

Julie: Shut the fuck up Nolen!!

Nolen: You're just mad that Justin and I had relations.

Julie: WTF?! Who says "relations" anymore? Idiot.

Nolen: Leemee alone..

Candice: So uhh.. I guess we're not having a party?

Jen: Fuck that! We can have our OWN party!

Nolen: Maybe Danny Wood will show up again and try to kill us.

Julie: Ha, that was hilarious..

So, the girls party the night away, by themselves. Later, in a drunken stupor, Candice finds Nikki outside on the lawn, making a voodoo doll of Justin out of sticks she found.