Kiss My BASS!

BassMASTER is the in HOUSE. Lancey has come so far.. from feminine to FLY. Yeah, I (Julie) make fun of him.. but its the LOVE talking, I'm TELLIN' ya! My comments in white, Jen's in yellow and Nolen's in violet.

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I'm cool...I'm a RACE CAR driver. Sputter sputter...

Laid baaaaack.. with mah mind on my money, and mah money on mah MIND.. WILD ANIMAL SEX! Drunk.

You know he enjoyed that shit. "I swear, KATHY came up with the idea!" Sure Lance, sure. "AHH! You're a WOMAN!" "Watch my wig Kathy!!"

Oh Lance, how I love thee.. let me count the ways.. We want YOU for the USA Navy... In the navy... dun a duna na dun...

"Look! It's me! As a puppet! Cool, eh? I'M BETTER THAN JUSTIN!! HA!" "Heh, this is the size of my REAL Mini-Me" "e da le la la le..."

What do you plan on doing with that? Gonna hit me? Huh? HUH?! BRING IT ON PUNK!! DONT MESS WITH ME. "Hey Clevus...go 'n' fetch ur gun 'n' let's shoot us sum coons"

Yo! What's goin' on?! You need a haircut.. No mo' Vodka fo' Lance.

You scare me, Lance. You really do. Lance trying to be cool...it didn't work. "Hello Clarice.."

Awww.. Poor baby is tired. Lay down, Lance.. we'll take GOOD care of you.. muwhahaha.. Awwwww!! "DAMNIT JC!!! THAT WAS MY EYE!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!"

"Don't hate me because I'm more beautiful than you are.." Did JC beat you? STEP AWAY FROM THE EYE SHADOW.

You gotta little dirt on your chin there, Lance.. Haha, it looks like he's wearing lip gloss. Even though you didn't shave.. you stil have the qualities of a woman.. a very hairy woman..

Look at dat ass! Damn, that is a BIG ass! Ghetto booty, danana danana, ghetto booty. Lance and JC come out of the closet..

Throw your hands up in the air.. and wave 'em around like ya just don't care.. "I'm COOL man" "IZ BE FLY"

This just confirms my suspicions. You REALLY shouldn't let pictures like this get OUT, Lance. PIPPY LONGSTOCKING! GOLDIE LOCKS!!

Green tanktops are cool. Look at JC in the background, I think he's constipated. What the hell is wrong with JC? "I could freak too!!" *go Lance*

That'd be funny if that bridge broke.. Hahaha.. Ok, no it wouldn't, sorry.. Hey, orange is your color, Lance. "Come with me.." ________________________________________________________________________________________

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