Nicole's Questions

- "Did you have sexual relations with that woman?"

- "Do you have AOL buddies? If so, can you list their names, ages, birthdates, and places of birth?"

- "Is there a reason why you walk around carrying umbrella's that say "virgin" on them, when the skies are clear and it's not raining?"

- "Does she satisfy you? Hehe."

- "Is there a particular reason why you wore that mockery of a cowboy outfit the the American Music Awards?"

- "Did you know that your address is **** ******* *****, Orlando, Florida, *****?" (Ok, I took his address out.. don't want anyone stalking him now do we?)

- "Did you know that was JC's address too?"

- "I stalk you. Hehe."

- "I suck at being humorous. It doesn't come natural like yours does. I mean, you just sit there and attempt to sound intelligent and everybody laughs. *sighs* How do you do it?"

Julie's Questions

- "Would you strip for money?"

- "Who told you a velour suit was cool? It was JC, wasn't it?"

- "You wanna.. ya know.. make out?"

- "Can you tell JC that I love him? I love him a WHOLE lot. Much more than YOU, you conceited bastard.."

- "I sleep with a picture of you. Does that frighten you at all?"

- "My sister has an afro. I think she might be related to you. Would you like to meet her?"

- "My older brother had relations with Britney last night. (Ok, I don't have an older brother, but that was funny, wasn't it?)"

- "Do you think you could tell me who your wardrobe stylist is so that I may find them and kill them?"

- "I like JC. Hehe. How ya like dem apple's?!?! Huh?! HUH?!"

- "Justin spelled backwards is nitusJ"

- "Timberlake is a funny name.. can you please tell me the origin of it?"

Candice's Questions

- "Has anyone told you that you have the most ghetto booty I've ever seen on a white boy? And that it's sexy as anything?"

- "I think you're half black somewhere down the line. I mean, big round ghetto booty, amazing rhythm, you can beat box and you've got a 'fro. What do you think?"

- "Does it bother you that there might be some thirty year old woman who might be nuts enough to want to bear your children?"

- "C'mon, when are you and Britney gonna get married? HUH? HUH?!"