Jen and I arrive at the movies and the first person we spot is a large black man.

Julie: Yessss, they brought Lonnie!

Jen: You've met Lonnie?

Julie: Yeah, Justin brought him the day I chilled wth him and the Pink Wonder.

Jen: Pink Wonder?

Julie: Britney, Jen! Britney!

Jen:I knew that..

Julie: Sure ya did. Now, if Lonnie is standing right there, the other guys must be around somewhere and-- OOMPF!

Julie is cut off mid sentence as Chris jumps on her back, screaming.

Julie: What in the HELL?!?

Jen: Ahahahahaha!

Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Julie: GET OFF ME, FREAK!!

Chris jumps off.

Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Jen: Ahahaha, Chris is funny.

Julie: Don't encourage him.. Now, Chris, where are the other guys?

Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Julie: Yeah, ok.. Maybe I should try something else. Ahem.. JUUUUUUUUUUUSTIN!! LAAAAAAAAANCE!!!! JOOOOOOOOEY!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEE!

Jen: Don't be screaming Joey's name like that. Bitch.

Julie: Shut up.

The guys all walk up.

Julie: Hey, that was easy.

Justin: What movie we be seein'?

Julie: Justin. I know you can talk normally.. so ya know what? Try doing it.

Justin: Aiight.

JC: Can we go in now?

Jen: Hey JC, is that a needle sticking out of your arm?

JC: Ahh, SHIT!

He looks down and see's nothing.

Jen: HAHAHAHA! GOTCHA!

JC: That WASN'T funny!

Jen: Guilty conscience, eh?

Nolen appears out of nowhere and starts rapping.

Nolen: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequences (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience!!

Julie: WTF?!

Nolen disappears.

Jen: Ya know, she scares me when she does that.

Julie: Shes done that BEFORE?!

Jen: Uhh..

Julie: I don't wanna know.. Lets just go on in.

We walk into the theater and stand in front of the ticket booth.

Julie: I wanna see Hannibal!

Justin: Bump that! I wanna see Don't Be A Menace To Society While Drinking Your Orange Juice In The Hood!

Jen: WTF?! They aren't even PLAYING that, ASS!

Lance: I think Little Mermaid 2 looks good..

All: SHUT UP LANCE!

Chris: Let's see a comedy! Comedies RULE!

Joey: Do they play porno's here?

JC: I'm going to use the bathroom.

Julie: Oh no you're not. You'll end up passing out and I am NOT carrying your skinny ass out of this theater.

JC: Why would I pass out?

Julie: BECAUSE YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD!!

JC: Oh yeah.. Well, I'm going anyway..

Julie: LONNIE!!!!!!!!

Lonnie: What?

Julie: Restrain JC.. he's trying to do drugs again.

Lonnie: Haven't we talked about this, JC?

JC: Shit..

Jen: I'll just buy tickets for Hannibal..

She walks up to the ticketbooth.

Jen: Yeah.. we need 8 tickets for Hannibal, please.

Ticket Lady: I'm sorry, but the only tickets we have left are for Little Mermaid 2.

Lance: YES!

Jen: FUCK!

Justin: I ain't seein' no pansy ass Disney movie.. unless it be Model Behavior, yo.

Julie: Justin.. SHUT.. UP!

Jen collects the tickets and hands them out.

Jen: Ok.. we're just gonna have to make the best of this. Everyone go on now.. shoo..

We all walk down the hall, into the theater, and find us some seats.

Lance: Where should we sit?

Julie: Hmm.. lemme think about that for a second. its not like the whole theater is EMPTY or anything!! Its not like we're about to watch LITTLE MERMAID 2 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

Jen: Julie, calm down.

Julie: Aight.

Jen: WTF?! Tell me you did NOT just say "aight"

Julie: Whoops..

Justin: Heh heh..

Julie: Shut up Justin.. just shut up..

Joey: Can we get some popcorn? Some JuJuBee's? Some skittles? I'm hungry.

Jen: Ok, I'll take Joey to get some food.. you guys stay here and find some seats.

Justin: You can sit next to me Julie..

Julie: Can we like.. make out, and stuff?

Justin: Yea

Julie: I'm down.

Jen and Joey return and we all sit down. The order goes as follows: Julie, Justin, Lance, JC, Lonnie, Chris, Jen, Joey.

The previews begin.

Jen: Uhh, Julie?

Julie: WHAT?!

Jen: ..You humping Justin's leg while singing Digital Getdown is really making me kind of.. well, sick.

Julie: Oh, sorry.

Julie sits down.

Justin: I was enjoying that.

Joey: SHHH!! This is a good part!

Jen: The movie hasn't started yet, dumbass.

Joey: Oh...

Lance: I've heard that this is an excellent family movie and--

All: SHUT UP LANCE!!

Lance: FUCK YOU!

Julie: This anger thing you have, Lance.. is really not workin' for me here.

Lance: Shut up.

Julie: FINE!

Everything is silent as the movie starts.

Lance: OMG! THERE'S ARIEL!!

Lance runs up to the front of the theatre and begins to lick the screen.

Lance: Damn, Ariel is one hot BITCH!

All: WTF?!?!?

Lance returns to his seat.

Jen: You scare me..

He smiles psychotically.

Jen: I want my mommy..

Julie slaps Lance upside the head.

Julie: Stop scaring Jen!

JC: I.. AM.. GOING..TO...THE...BATHROOM!!

JC starts shaking and runs out of the theater screaming.

Julie: Lonnie, you're carrying him out.

Lonnie grumbles.

Everything is silent as the movie continues. 2 hours later the movie is finished and still not a peep is heard.

Lance: That was a GREAT movie! Wasn't it guys?

Silence.

Lance: Guys?!

Lance looks around to see that everyone is asleep. Joey is drooling on Jen's arms. She is smiling.

Lance: Eww, gross.. Ahh well..

Lance pick pockets everyone and leaves the theatre. He finds JC, who convinces him to buy some "stuff" from Jerome. Later on, Jen wakes up, see's Joeys drool on her arm, and begins to lick it off. Julie wakes up, smacks her, and tells her thats disgusting. Chris wakes up screaming about blue elephants and then runs out of the theater. Justin yawns, stretches, then begins doing backflips down the aisles. Once everyone is awake, Lonnie realizes JC and Lance are missing. He finds them an hour later in an alleyway, sleeping soundly in each other's arms. After taking some incriminating photos, he returns to the rest of us and we all leave. That was fun, wasn't it?