Part 2

...of Lance's Revenge

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The next few days were uneventful for the boys of Nsync. They did a signing and an interview with a radio station. Justin didn't talk much during any of these..he was forced to wear a wig that looked like an animal had died on his head..Everytime someone made an attempt to ask about this, Justin would burst out crying, so they stopped asking and rumors began to fly.."Justin loses his hair due to too many dying jobs" was one of 'em. Justin was devastated. Lance, on the other hand, was very animated during the interview, interjecting comments such as "Thats cuz I'm from Mississippi" and "Thats a lovely lipstick your wearing, you MUST tell me where you got it!"

Lance had not forgotten his plan for revenge against JC. He had actually came up with something pretty good for him..JC loved his crack, didn't he? He always needed to shoot up before a show or else he would spazz out even worse than he usually did. The show would be ruined if that happened, wouldn't it? And they had a show coming up that very night...Lance knew exactly what he was going to do..

That night, backstage before the show, JC went into his "special bag" to collect what he needed so he would have enough "energy" for the show. His hand reached in and found nothing. "Oh my God..oh my GOD!!!!" he screamed. Everyone looked over to him. "WHERES MY CRACK?!?!? WHERES MY CRACK??! WHO TOOK IT?! WAS IT YOU JOEY?!?! WAS IT?!??" JC proceeded to attack Joey while the others attempted to break it up. "I SWEAR JC, IT WASN'T ME! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU NEED YOUR CRACK!! I DIDN'T TAKE IT I DIDN'T!!." "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" JC screamed. He started going into convulsions and dropped to the floor. He curled up into a little ball and started singing softly "This little light of mine..I'm gonna let it shine.." The rest of the guys just stared at him, amazed. Lance covered his mouth with his hand and attempted to cover the laugh that was about to come out. Lance knew exactly where JC's crack was....he had flushed it down the toilet hours ago.

An ambulance had to be called and JC was carried out in a straight jacket screaming "BUT I WIPE MY OWN ASS!! I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!!" (thats from "Big Daddy" I know..) The fans stood around and whispered, wondering what had happened to JC. The show had to be canceled and the rest of the guys went to a hotel for the night. JC was kept in a nicely padded room at the mental hospital, until he could calm down and they could find some crack for him.

Lance went to sleep very content that night. He had already gotten revenge on 2 of the guys, and he was now planning out what to do next.. He already had his next member picked out..Mr Superman himself..Joey Fatone.

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