Julie:

- Why in the HELL does Justin wear that stupid ass jTr necklace? Is he THAT obsessed with himself that he has to proclaim it with a 5 lb. necklace? That thing is fuckin' dangerous and could poke an eye out, not to mention blinding. I think it should be destroyed.

- I'm waiting for the day JC decides to go psycho and light up a crack pipe on national television. That'd be funny, wouldn't it?

- Lance has a weird shaped head. Really, he does. It looks like a fucked up peanut M&M.

- In the video for "Here We Go", while singing, "You know the party's here".. Justin points to his crotch. It's like he's saying "there's a party in my pants and everyone's invited" Just a thought.

- Another thing about Lance.. Why is his adam's apple so FREAKIN' huge? I'm scared that one day it might take over the world. Lance and his mighty adam's apple.

- Is Joey REALLY as stupid as we make him out to be? Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe he's a really smart guy? Maybe he resents us all and plans to kill us in the near future. Ha, thats scary.

- Chris is near 30. He's in a boyband. He should have kids by now. He should have a family by now. Does anyone else think that many of Nsync's fans could possibly be Chris's kids? Hmm.

- I wonder if JC ever exploded at someone who pronounced his last name wrong. I can hear him now, screaming, "YOU STUPID FUCKIN' IDIOT!! IT'S SHA-SEY!!!! SHA-SEY DAMNIT!!! SHA-SEEEEEEEEEEEY" Then he starts going into convulsions. Ahahaha.

- Why did Justin lie about dating Britney for so long? I mean, who really gives a shit? Beside's the little teenie fans, the rest of us really don't care. Does he realize this? WE DON'T CARE.

- On that note, Nsync DOES have girlfriends. Get OVER it. I'm sick and tired of hearing people complain. You will NEVER date them, realize it and move on. They're not here to be your boyfriend's anyway. Psh.

- JC cybers. He does. How else would you explain Digital Getdown? I'm sorry, but I don't buy all that "Online Party" bullshit. I mean, c'mon, when is the last time YOU attended an Online Party? Yeah, thats what I thought.

- Why do interviewer's STILL ask Nsync the "boxers or briefs" question? I really don't give a shit about their underwear. Everyone and their grandmother already knows that JC is going to reply with "Sport Shorts." We don't need to hear him say it again for the 50 thousandth time.

- How come all the guys have come out about having girlfriend's EXCEPT Lance? Does he not have one? Is he gay? Is he still obsessing over Toby? Nobody knows.

- On the Toby note.. WHY are people still talking about how "sad Lance must be about his horse" WTF? Lance got over Toby before the fans did. I JOKE about it, but there's still some people out there who SERIOUSLY believe he's still grieving over this. Retards.

- I wonder what Justin and Britney's child would look like if they had one.

- Joey is the equivalent of Danny Wood from the New Kids On The Block. Does anyone else find that funny?

- Has Lance met Garth Brooks yet? And if he has, did he pee his pants? Get his autograph? Have an orgasm? Attack him? I'd like to know.

- Does JC eat? Seriously. That boy is damn skinny. Joey needs to take him out to an "All You Can Eat" buffet or somethin'

- I wonder if Chris pushes all the buttons when Nsync takes an elevator together, so it takes them 5 hours to get to their floor. Haha.

- Where DOES Justin come up with those little songs of his? I mean.. "Eat Eat Eat, All Day Long..", "I's seein' we could've had a date, but now it's too late.." WTF? Where does he get this shit?!

- I wonder if Lance and Beverly Mitchell got freaky after the taping of "7th Heaven"

- Joey is writing a book. JOEY is writing a book. Joey is WRITING a BOOK. Think about that for a second, then laugh, as I did.

- Ok, seriously here, WHO taught these guys how to dress? I mean, JC?! FURCOAT?! WTF?! Was that Bobbie's brilliant idea? And don't even get me started on Joey. We'll be here all day.

- Justin, dear? Britney, honey? Matching outfits are NOT cool. Please, burn them. Get rid of them. Don't EVER wear them again. Thanx.

- Nsync goes to the bathroom. They fart too. They are human, not Gods.

- I think it would be funny to see Nsync and Marilyn Manson do a duet.

- I wonder what would happen if Nsync and Eminem met up. Would Em REALLY try to kill them? Would Justin try to impress him with his beatboxing "skills"? Would JC offer him crack? Would Lance pee his pants? Would Chris tell him a joke? Would Joey just sit there and smile dumbly? Nobody knows.

- Chris and Dani broke up. That pisses me off. They were gonna get married. I wanted to attend the wedding. They were gonna have kids who called Lance "Uncle Poofu" DAMNIT!

- I want Justin and Britney to get married. Just so I can see half the teenyboppers show up outside Justin's house, carrying candles and wearing baby blue shirts and the other half attempt to stalk and kill Britney. Nothing against Brit, I would just find that hilarious.

- Why do I like Nsync so much? What attracts me to THEM specifically? Yeah, they make great music, have great personalities, and are not to mention, damn hot. But WHY? Why do I spend my time making a website about them? Granted it makes fun of them, but its all outta love baby. WHY? I think their hypnotizing me. Nobody knows.

Candice:

- NSYNC singing at the Superbowl?! Those football lovin' guys don't wanna see no pretty boys! They'll hurt 'em!

- Chris said that he and Howie (BSB) go to football games together. Why does this amuse me? Do those diehard football fanatic guys throw food at them 'cause they're in boybands?

- Lance opening a nightclub... Oh, that's not right. He's the quiet one. If ANYONE, it shoulda been Joey. More places to pick up women.

- Justin claims he's a virgin... *rolls over and dies laughing* and that it's hard for him to keep away from groupies *pees in pants*, but he's fully intent on staying pure 'til his wedding night. JUSTIN? VIRGIN?! WHO *IS* HE, THE MALE JESSICA SIMPSON? Nothin' against her 'cuz she's cool.. STOP THE LIES, JUSTY!

- I'll bet 50 bucks that before the year's over, Brit and Justin will be engaged. I know it. And I'll bet 100 that everything in the wedding will be baby blue. Even Brit's dress.

- This just in from MTVAsia.com: a prediction for *NSYNC's future: "Justin and Britney, who have claimed to be virgins, lose their virginity together on a live Internet webcast. Lance shocks everyone by being the first *Nsync member to marry his long time girlfriend (and no one knew about her!). Joey and his girlfriend have a baby and later tie the knot. Nsync goes on to produce yet another number one record and go down in history as the most synchronized boy band ever." I dun' know about you, but that webcast thing frightens me.

Jen:

- How can Lance have such a deep voice, yet look so feminine?

- Do you think Joey's last name is a coincidence? Fat-One. Look at his family. I think not.

- Why did Chris get a pug dog? Why not a poodle? Or a chihuahua?

- Do you ever wonder the real reason why Chris took out his dreds? I think it was because Busta Rymes sued him.

- I bet Justin has a tattoo on his ass that says "BJS FOREVER"

- Look at Britney's initials! BJS. Wouldn't surprise me if he DID have that tattoo on his ass. "BJ's FOREVER" Get it? lmao..

- I wonder of JC ever had a seizure from someone pronouncing his name wrong.. (Not from Julie: Damnit Jen, I ALREADY said that! Punk..)

- JC Chasez, huh? That makes no sense. If he writes his name out JC Chasez, he's basically writing "Joshua Chasez Chasez"

- My 67 year old grandma dreams about Joey.

- I bet Justin wears leapord print thongs.

- What do you think the guys do on the bus? Put five men, six counting Steve, seven counting Busta, alone, in a small space for hours on end, and use your imagination.

- Justin committed suicide yesterday. My Joey and Justin marionettes are sitting on top of my CD case, and Justin kept jumping off. I finally just stuck him behind Joey.

- I have Joey lip gloss. Mmm...it tastes good.