Joey McIntyre: Hello! And welcome to Say What Karaoke, Las Vegas Style! I'm your host, Joey McIntyre..*ahem* As in, Joey Joe, the CUTE one from New Kids on the Block..

Random Audience Member: YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE, ASS!!!

Joey M. : What?! Wait a sec.. Julie? Is that you?

Julie: Uhh.. no.. no..

Joey M. : If you wanna be a contestant today, you better shut up!

Julie: Psh, whatever..

Joey M. : Ok, now.. let's meet our judges. First up, we have Justin Timberlake of NSYNC.

Audience screams.

Joey M. : How are you, Justin?

Justin: Yo, peep dis.. you can call me J-DAWG, Got dat?!

Joey stares at him.

Joey M. : Right.. Next up we have JC Chasez. Say hello, JC.

JC: I don't like you.

Joey M. : Mmk.. and last, we have Joey Fatone.

Joey F. : HI MOM!!!

Joey M. : Idiot.. Ok, our first contestants call themselves "Straight up, sexy, NSYNC Lovin' MoFo's" Lets bring them out!!

Julie, Jen, Candice, Nikki, and Nolen run up on stage wearing tube tops and leather pants.

Joey M. : Say hello to the judges, girls.

Candice: HI JUDGES!!!

Julie: MY SEXY GHETTO BASTARD!! HIIII!!!

Nikki: HE'S MY GHETTO BASTARD, BITCH!

Julie: Don't freakin' start..

Nolen: Hey Justin, look at this!

She flashes him.

Jen: HI JOEY!! I'M YOUR BABY'S MOMMA!! AWW YEAH!!

Joey M. : Oooook.. yeah.. so, girls, what will you be singing?

Julie: Silk, Freak Me.

Candice: Yeah, but we changed the lyrics around a little, cuz ya know.. guy's sing that song, and we're girls.

Joey M. : You can't change the lyrics!

Justin: I see girls in tube tops, about to sing a song about freakin' me.. LET THEM FUCKIN' DO WHAT THEY WANT!

Nolen: Hehehe.. thanks Justy!

Joey M. : Fine, go ahead..

The music starts.

Candice: Let me lick you up and down til you say stop, let me play with you body, baby, make me real hot.. let me do all the things you want me to do, 'cause tonight baby.. I wanna get freaky with you.

Candice winks at JC. He blushes.

Julie: Baby, don't you understand? I wanna be your nasty woman..

She walks up to Justin and runs a hand down his cheek.

Julie: I wanna make your body scream, then you will know just what I mean.. *wink*

Justin falls off his chair.

Nolen: Twenty-four karat gold.. don't want the night to grow cold, I wanna lick you up and down, and then I wanna lay you down.. Come on, I'm so excited..

She flashed the judges again.

Jen saunters up to Joey.

Jen: Let me lick you up and down 'til you say stop..Let me play with your body baby, make me real hot..

She passes him her phone number.

Jen: Let me do all the things you want me to do.. 'Cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you..

Nikki: I love the taste of whipped cream, spread it on top of me..

Nikki breaks out a can of whipped cream and sprays it over the judges.

Nikki: You know I can't resist you.. Boy, I'll fly you all around the world..

Candice walks over to JC and leans down in front of him.

Candice: I wanna see your body drip.. Come on, let me take a sip, to calm what you cherish the most.. 'Cause we're about to brag or boast..

Random audience member starts screaming obscenities.

Candice: Who the fuck is THAT?!

Julie: I think it's.. yes.. it is! It's Bobbie!

Candice: JC, tell your woman to put a damn sock in it.

JC: Uhh.. huh huh huh..

Nolen: Guys, we need to finish that song..

Julie: Oh yeah..

The girls form a line and finish the song.

All: Let me lick you up and down.. 'Til you say stop, Let me play with your body baby, make me real hot.. Let me do all the things you want me to do, 'Cause tonight baby.. I wanna get freaky with you..

Music fades.

Joey M. : Oh my.. umm, yes.. that was very nice. Justin on accuracy?

Justin: I would just like it to be known that I am going to have sex with each and every one of those girls after the show. I give them a 10.

Nikki: WHOO HOO! SEX WITH JRT!! AWW YEAH!

Jen: Ok, no, eww..

Joey M. : JC, on style?

JC: I think they could have shown some more skin.. I give them a 9.

Candice: WTF?! YOU BASTARD! I SANG TO YOU AND YOU GIVE US A 9?! A FUCKIN' 9?!??

Nolen: Calm down, Candice..

Candice: Aight.

Joey M. : Joey, on overall performance?

Joey F. : Jen, will you touch my ass?

Jen: Yes.

Joey F. : Ok, they get a 10.

Joey M. : Alrighty then.. that would be a score of 29. Good job girls. Now go on backstage.

The girls run off.

Joey M. : Ok everyone.. let's bring out our next contestant.. Here she is..

He looks puzzled for a moment.

Joey M. : Britney Spears?

Britney runs out and Justin screams.

Britney: Like, HI EVERYONE!

Joey M. : Ok, riiight.. what will you be singing Britney?

Britney: Hehehe.. I'll be singing Baby One More Time.

Joey M. : That's your song Britney.. you can't sing your own song..

Britney: I am Britney Spears, I'm so lucky, I'm a fuckin' STAR! I can do WHAT I WANT!!

Joey M. : Ooook.. go ahead..

Music starts.

Britney: Oh baby baby.. How was I--

Joey M. : Ok, thats enough! Great job Britney!

Britney: But I didn't finish!

Joey M. : Quite frankly, I don't care. Let's go to the judges. Justin?

Justin: I give her a 10.

JC leans over to Justin.

JC: You're gettin' some tonight, aren't ya?

Justin: Damn straight.

Joey M. : JC?

JC: Britney is a whore. She gets a 2.

Britney: YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE! LIKE, YOU ARE SO RETARDED! I'LL KILL YOU!

JC: Sure.

Joey M. : Moving on.. Joey?

Joey holds up a picture of a hotdog.

Joey M. : Ok, WTF?

Joey F. : Well, she sorta LOOKS like a hotdog..

Britney flips him off.

Joey M. : Ok, I'm going to count that hotdog as a 1.. so your score is 13. Go backstage, and make sure to stay away from the girls that were just out here, because they WILL kill you.

Britney: Ok!

Joey M. : For the love of God.. I need a real job.. Anyway, let's bring out our next contestant.. Uhh.. Vanilla Ice?

Ice comes running around. Justin squeals and wets his pants.

Ice: Sup?

Joey M. : WTF? Why are you here?!?! Nevermind, I don't want to know.. what are you singing, and make it quick please.

Ice: Ice Ice Baby.

Joey M. : WERE YOU NOT LISTENING WHEN I SAID YOU CAN'T SING YOUR OWN SONG?!?!?

Ice: Actually..

Joey M. : Shut up. Sing. Then go away.

The music begins and Ice goes into a complicated mix of dance moves, making himself look like an ass in the process.

Joey M. : OK, THATS ENOUGH!

Ice: I didn't even start singing yet!!!

Joey M. : I really do not care. Judges, do your thing.

Justin: I used to love you.. but that dance was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I give him a 0.

Ice: You, me, parking lot, after the show. You will die.

Justin wets his pants for the second time.

JC: Uhh.. 6. Just because he frightens me.

Ice: Alright!

Joey holds up a picture of a hamburger.

Joey M. : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?

Joey F. : Uhh..

Joey M. : I'm counting that as a 1. Your score is 7. Now let's bring that rest of the acts out.

The Laugh A Little crew and Britney run out onto the stage. Brit is sporting a black eye.

Joey M. : Britney? WTF happened to you?!

Nolen: She made me angry.

Joey M. : Fair enough. Since I'm lazy, and there's really no reason for my existence, I'm ending the show now. Straight up, sexy, NSYNC Lovin' MoFo's win with a score of 29.

The girls whoops and holler.

Julie: Ohh yeah, we rule, we rule, Ohh yeah..

Jen: Hey Julie?

Julie: What?

Jen: Can we kill Joey McIntyre now?

She smiles psychotically.

Julie: Later Jen.. later..