Dear whoever the hell you may be:

Yeah, hi. This doesn't really concern the site as much as it concerns the tour dates.. and ya know what? I don't really give a shit if you can't do anything about it, you're gonna listen to me. I live in Connecticut. Ya know, its sorta near Mass.? Ask NSYNC where it is. Oh, I'm sorry.. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW, SEEING AS THEY NEVER COME HERE! Oh, they're "celebrities" now.. they don't PLAY venues, they play STADIUMS. They can't come to Connecticut because they're "celebrites." Screw that. You think I'm gonna travel to Mass. just to see them? No, no I am not. I'm not driving that far and paying for gas as well as a hotel. I, unlike NSYNC, am not a CELEBRITY. I am not RICH. Do they realize this? I think you should clue them in. I don't know who is going to receive this e-mail, nor do I care. You have contacts with NSYNC.. tell them they suck ass. We little people would like to see them too. I suggest they personally come to my house and kiss my feet and say, "I'm sorry Julie.. we love you, please forgive us for being ignorant fools" That sounds good, right? Right. I knew you would agree. Ahh yes, and I do have a comment on the site. Everytime I freakin' come here, I get BOOTED OFFLINE. Is NSYNC against me? Are YOU against me, whoever you are? I suggest you fix that little problem. Thanks very much. Have a nice day and Keep the Backstreet Pride alive! (Oh, I'm sorry.. I mean STAY NSYNC! Silly me..)

P.S. Let JC know his head is abnormally big. Thanks.