By: Jen and Julie

One day, while sitting at home watching the Babysitter's Club, I came up with the brilliant idea of having NSYNC over for a sleepover. I called up Julie to see what she thought of the idea.

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Jen: PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!!

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Deep male voice: Hello?

Jen: Who the hell are you?

Deep male voice: Who the hell are YOU?

Jen: Put Julie on the damn phone.

Deep male voice: JULIE! Phone!

Julie: Hello?

Jen: Who the fuck is that?

Julie: *giggle* Lonnie.

Jen: Oooh, that's great. You groupie. You're sleeping with NSYNC's bodyguards?

Julie: ...So?

Jen: Whatever. I had a brilliant idea a few minutes ago.

Julie: That's rare.

Jen: You know what? Fuck you.

Julie: Tell me.

Jen: No.

Julie: Then let me get back to gettin my mack on.

Jen: Fine, I think I should invite the boys over for a sleepover.

Julie: How fun!! I could bring chips!

Jen: Who the hell said I was inviting you?

Julie: ...

Jen: So what do you think?

Julie: JEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

Jen: WHAT?

Julie: Come on! I'l behave!! I promise!

Jen: No.

Julie: You're mean.

Jen: So?

Julie: JEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Jen: FINE!! JESUS!!

Julie: Yay!

Jen: Come on over later tonight. And you better bring chips.

Julie: K!

::Later that night::

The doorbell rings.

Jen: Oooooo!!

Jen leaps over chairs and couches to get to the door.

She flings it open to find...Julie.

Julie: I brought chips!

Jen: You suck.

Julie: WHY?

Jen: 'Cause.

Julie: Whatever.

The doorbell rings.

Jen: Ooooo!!!

She opens the door again.

NSYNC: HI!! We're NSYNC!!

Julie slams the door.

Jen: What the hell?!

Julie: They're so annoying.

Jen opens the door.

NSYNC: HI! We're NSYNC!

Julie: Knock it off.

Joey: YO! Where's the eats?

Julie: Don't start.

Lance: Ok people, let's go get everything set up.

He barges through the door and starts to the kitchen.

Jen: Way to take control....asshole.

Justin: Aight, I brought da porn.

Jen: Ugh!

Joey: No porn?

Julie: Sure.

Jen: NO!

Joey: Damn.

Lance: Boys and girls! Come into the kitchen!

All of us trek into the kitchen. Lance has a complete buffet set up.

Julie: What about my chips!?

Lance: Fuck your chips.

Julie: Fuck YOU!!

She flings the bag of chips at Lance.

Lance: Eeeeek!

Jen: You woman.

JC: Let's play a game.

Jen: Ok.

Joey: SPIN THE BOTTLE!!

Julie: Hell no.

Jen: Hell YES.

Julie glances at Justin.

Julie: Ok.

The group gets into a circle.

Justin: What about da bottle?

Jen: I'll fix that!

Jen runs into the kitchen and comes back with a bottle of beer. She guzzles it down, stumbles a little and plops back down in the circle.

Jen: ME FIRST!!

Jen spins the bottle. When it slows down, she reaches out and turns it so it lands on Joey.

Julie: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!

Jen: It's my party. I'll do what the hell I want. Besides, want it to land on Justin?

Julie: ...no.

Jen: Cool. Joey, come to mama.

Jen and Joey proceed to make out.

Chris: Think we should stop them?

JC: KNOCK IT OOOOOFFFF!!!!

Jen and Joey jump.

Jen: Holy Jesus.

JC: My turn.

He spins the bottle. It lands on Lance.

Lance: *squeal*

JC: HELL NO.

Julie: Hell yes crackwhore. Do it.

JC: No.

Julie: Then you're out of the game.

JC: Good. I didn't want to play anyways.

Julie: My turn now! ...you know what? I'm not even gonna spin it. Justy, get your ghetto ass over here.

Justin: Nice.

Julie and Justin begin to roll on the floor making out.

Jen: Oh that's disgusting.

Chris: Someone get some ice water.

Jen runs to the kitchen and comes back with a bucket of ice cold water. She pours it on Justin and Julie.

Justin: Damn woman! You be wearin a white t-shirt!

Julie: Wanna go upstairs?

Justin: Hell yah boo!

Jen: NOT on my bed you're not. Stay the hell outta my room.

Julie: K!

Julie and Justin run up the stairs.

Jen: Soooo...now what do we do?

JC: Go home?

Jen: NO!

Julie's voice is heard from upstairs.

Julie: LET'S PLAY NAKED TWISTER!! OOOH YEAH BABY, THATS THE SPOT!!!

Jen: EWW GROSS! NO!!

Joey: Eat?

Jen stares blankly at Joey.

Jen: No.

Joey: Damn.

Lance: Lets do arts and crafts!!

Jen: No, homo. Hey hey! That rhymed!

Lance: I'M NOT GAY!!!!

Jen: Sure buddy.

Julie and Justin come walking down the stairs. Justin is shirtless and smoking a cigarette. Julie is wearing Justin's shirt.

Julie: Hehehehe.

Jen: You're so gross.

Julie: AM NOT!!

Chris: This is boring.

Jen: GO TO SLEEP THEN, ASS!

Chris: Ok.

Chris breaks out his Ninja Turtles sleeping bag and lays down.

Julie: Haha.

Jen: Dork.

Julie: I know what we can do.

Justin: Wha?

Julie: We can get Lance drunk and laugh at him.

Lance: *gasp* NO! DRINKING IS BAD!!

Jen goes into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of vodka. She then shoves it in Lance's face.

Jen: Drink it!

Lance: NO! I WILL NOT PUT THY BOTTLE TO THY LIPS!!

Julie: WTF do you think this is? Shakespeare? DRINK IT!

Everyone: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!

Chris: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!!

Lance: FINE!!!

He grabs the bottle and chugs it all down.

Justin: GO LANCE!! THATTA BOY!!!

Lance: Whooooo.. I'm feelin' kinda whoozy you guys!

Lance begins to dance around and strip.

Julie: Whoa..Lance is lookin' kind of fly..

Jen: You're a stupid ho.

Julie: Thanks!

So we all watch Lance dance around in a drunken stupor for the rest of the night. We laugh, of course and throw random things at him. Later that night, when everyone is asleep, Justin finds Julie fondling Lance in a dark closet and exposes her to all. He screams at her and goes to sleep in the garage, where he finds Jen and JC making out. Apparently, Jen was drunk off her ass and thought JC was Joey. When we told her the mistake, she vomited in her front yard.

The End.