NSYNC Stalking 2000

I'm (Julie) supposed to be visiting Nikki this summer, and we came up with the idea of going on an "Nsync Stalking Trip." It would be her, me, her friend Tina, my friend Danielle, and Jen, if we could convince her to come. hehe.. Stalking Nsync would be a very hard task, and we'd need lots of things to help us get through the trip.. So here's our list of stuff we'll need if we actually decide to go through with this crazy idea ;)
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- Alcohol.. and plenty of it. Some vodka, Gin and Juice, a couple 40's.. we'll be doin' just great!

- Some tents, pillows, and sleeping bags so we can camp out in random locations..

- Lots of lighters so we can start a fire and keep warm (hehe Nikki!)

- Plenty of "you know whats" (don't ask..)

- Our parents credit cards.. so we can just charge everything to them.

- Tapes to listen to in the car... *Nsync (of course), 2Gether Soundtrack (Nikki and I's "karokee music"), DMX and Jay-Z so we can bring out our "thug appeal." And a copy of the "500 Miles".. A MUST!

- Whips, chains, and handcuffs.. for those hot, lonely, nights when we break into Nsync's hotel rooms..

- Ropes so we can scale the walls of their hotel..

- Some crack to lure JC..

- Hoochie outfits.. Gotta start somewhere and Joey's as a good a place as any!!

- Food: 2 reasons. 1) We like to eat and 2) to break up into little crumbs and leave in a trail for Joey to follow..

- A gun so we can hold Busta hostage until Chris is forced to come get him. And in turn we hold Chris hostage in exchange for JC.. and it goes on and on..

- "How To Speak In Ebonics" Tape so we can communicate with Justin.

- Make-up that we can sell to Lance in exchange for Justin's phone number.

- Backstreet Boys T-shirts to wear.. so Nsync will believe we are BSB fans and we can slip by their bodyguards un-noticed..

- Tacky jewelry to wear so Justin and Joey will like us better.

- Extra bottle of vodka for Jen.. Joey will never know what hit him!

- Walkie talkies.. so we can split up and inform each other of Nsync's whereabouts.

- A stick horse for Julie, so she can ride around on it, singing "Giddy Up" while smacking her ass.

- A bat to beat unsuspecting teenyboppers with.. and to hit Julie with when everyone gets tired of her riding around on that damn stick horse.

- A map. We don't wanna get lost! Who knows what could happen to 4 girls in the middle of nowhere.. walking around in a drunken stupor singing "Bye Bye Bye"?


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