Julie: Hey, asswiper.

Steve: What'd you call me?

Julie: Asswiper.

Steve: Why?

Julie: Thats what you do, right? Wipe your brother's ass? *laughs hysterically*

Steve: I don't think thats very funny.

Julie: I do. But anyway.. ok, what exactly IS your job then, Steve?

Steve: I'm a camera man.

Julie: Thats.. great. What do you film?

Steve: The guys..

Julie: ....and Joey's porno's?

Steve: No.

Julie: ...Your OWN porno's?

Steve: Look, you're not funny.

Julie: Yes I am.

Steve: No, you're really not.

Julie: Fuck you. This is my interview. You should feel privileged that I even WANTED to interview your ass.

Steve: Whatever.

Julie: Right. Are you a groupie?

Steve: NO!

Julie: Liar.

Steve: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Julie: Are you dirty, like Joey?

Steve: SHUT UP!!

Julie: MUST YOU WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BABY?!

Steve: Yes.

Julie: Right.. so, does your camera have a name?

Steve: What?

Julie: Does.. your.. camera.. have... a... name? I bet you did that, didn't you? Named your camera? I bet you stroke it lovingly at night.. don't you?

Steve: I do not.

Julie: Damnit, Steve, you're such a liar. And you're boring. Get a job.

Steve: I HAVE A JOB!

Julie: Filming porno's would hardly be considered a real job.

Steve: I don't like you.

Julie: I don't like you either. PEACE, punk.