NSYNC Toilet Paper
By: Julie
The LANCE Toilet Paper: Ok, Lance's toilet paper will be hot pink, with "I'm From Mississippi" written across it. When you wipe your ass you'll here a random part from "Giddy Up" and then "Girl are you alone?" Lance wants to make sure that you do, in fact, take a shit by yourself. This product also comes with a Toby action figure.
The JUSTIN Toilet Paper: Justin's toilet paper will be *ahem* BABY BLUE with little pictures of him throughout. When you go to use it, you'll here "BITCH, GET MY HEAD OUT YO ASS" or "YO ASS BE SMELLIN' LIKE, WELL, ASS!" Justin's toilet paper is the most expensive, because it comes with a replica of his jTr neckace, made of tin foil.
The JC Toilet Paper: JC's toilet paper will be navy blue with "Respect everyone" scattered across it. Upon using it you'll here an excerpt from "Space Cowboy" followed with "I wrote that song!" JC's toilet paper also comes with a WWJD bracelet.
The JOEY Toilet Paper: Joey's toilet paper is brown with a picture of himself holding up a hotdog on the front. When using this product, you'll hear "I hopefully hope you enjoy wiping your ass with my face!" and "Huh huh, my face is between your legs.. wanna make out?" Joey's toilet paper also comes with a list of pick up lines.
The CHRIS Toilet Paper: Crazy Chris's toilet paper comes in 2 colors, black or hot green. The FuManSkeeto logo is proudly displayed on each roll, along with several pictures of Busta. When using Chris's toilet paper you'll here, "I WIPE MY OWN ASS!!!" and "My ball got stuck! HAHAHA!" Also included: A free FuManSkeeto pen.
GROUP Toilet Paper: [picture available on top] Basically, this toilet paper just has their pictures all over it and says "Buy our new album, in stores July 24th! Because hey.. we're celebrities baby!!"