Top 10 Signs That You're a Deranged NSYNC Fan

10) You foam at the mouth when you think of Justin shirtless.

9) No one gives you money for your birthday anymore--you get gift certificates to any store that sells *NSYNC merchandise.

8) Screw putting posters on your wall... you've screenprinted pictures of your favorite guy on your pillows and bedsheets.

7) You've started cybering--hey, if JC writes a song about it, you're gonna do it, dammit!

6) Your name is the female version of your favorite *NSYNCers--Justine, Josephine, Christina... and you're still trying to figure out the feminine version of James, Lance, and Joshua.

5) You've bought yourself anything that looks like anything that one of the guys has worn.

4) On a day when new NSYNC stuff is released, you take your mom's car and drive yourself to the nearest store to get it. And you're underage.

3) You actually ARE considering sneaking backstage and kidnapping Busta. (How wrong you are for that!)

2) You asked for your own iced-out inital medallion, just like Justin's.

1) You decide to get mucho plastic surgery... so you can look like Britney, and get Justin for yourself.

Top 10 Things People Were Thinking When They Saw Justin After His Haircut

10) WTF?!?!?!

9) He's... BALD!!!!!! *cries*

8) Guess he got sick of that mangy 'fro.

7) Bye, bye, bye and good riddance!!!

6) Maybe now he's goin' for an Eminem look.

5) He's being low-matinence... Justin? Low-matinence? Oh GAWD! The world is ending!

4) HE'S BALD!!!!

3) Justin Timberlake with no hair is like Eminem not offending anyone. It just doesn't make any sense.

2) I'll bet Britney made him do it.

1) Are they selling his hair on eBay? I'm there, baby!

Top 10 Things You'd Hear On Nsync's Tour Bus

10) Joey!! Why is there 2 girls in your bunk?! I thought we talked about this!

9) JC! You left your needles lying on the sink again!!

8) Shut the fuck up you morons!! I'm trying to sleep! I MUST HAVE MY BEAUTY REST!!

7) You're white Justin! Get over it! (hysterical crying is heard in the background)

6) Chris?! Did you hide my beanie babies again?! That wasn't very nice!!

5) "You are so fine. Why, you must be the finest creature God ever put on this earth" "Justin! Get away from the mirror!

4) Busta peed on the floor again!!

3) WHO BOUGHT JUSTIN THE BEER THIS TIME?!?!

2) JC!! Joey won't share his twinkies with me!! Make him share JC! Make him SHARE!!!

1) "Laaaaaaance, its me, Toooooby, I'm baaaaack." "Thats not funny Joey!!"

Top 10 Reasons Justin Thinks He's Cooler Than Everyone Else

10) He talks in ebonics.

9) He alone keeps FUBU in business.

8) He thinks he is God's gift to women everywhere.

7) He owns every bit of baby blue clothing ever made.

6) He plays basketball and thinks he is the next Michael Jordan.

5) He thinks wearing a condom hat makes him a "thug."

4) He owns a mercedes and only cool "rich boyband types" like him own those.

3) He wears an ugly "Nsync" necklace that weighs 5 lbs. (Ya know, to remind him what band he's in)

2) He thinks 10 thousand screaming teenyboppers can't be wrong.

1) His mommy told him he was cool.

Top 10 Pick-Up Lines Joey Would Most Likely Use

10) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

9) That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I were on you I'd be cumming too.

8) Is that shirt felt? Do you want it to be?

7) Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? (No) Wanna go back to my place and talk?

6) Wanna go out, get a pizza, then go back to my place and fuck? (No) What, you don't like pizza?

5) Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven.

4) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

3) I lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you instead?

2) Wanna do some math? We can subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and multiply.

1) I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
("Hold the pickle!" Sent in By: BrownEyedGrl610@aol.com)

(I got the idea for this top ten list from another site, but my pick-up lines are different. If I find out where I got it, I'll give that site full credit)

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY I LIKE NSYNC (was there ever a need for this?)

10. What dorks they act like on TV.

9. Justin trying to act like he's from the ghetto when he's really from the suburbs of Memphis.

8. Chris and his lame ass jokes. (hey some of them are actually funny)

7. How JC ALWAYS spazzes and makes an ass of himself.

6. Lance...cuz he's from Mississippi.

5. Joey's hair

4. Justin's ghetto afro! (how big is that thing gonna get?)

3. BUSTA!

2. Two words: PELVIC THRUST!

1. Their obvious brotherly- bond with each other (doesn't it make ya wanna hurl?)

Top 10 Reasons Chris Took Out His Dreads

10) They kept turning up unexpectantly in people's cereal.

9) They were beginning to provide an un-safe living habit for everyone around him.

8) He decided that being near 30 and having dreds just didn't cut it anymore.

7) After that restraining order from Busta Rhymes..he decided it would be the "smart" thing to do.

6) He couldn't figure out anymore new "cool" hairstyles to do to his hair. The pig tails just weren't doin' it for him anymore.

5) There HAD to have been somethin' livin' in those shits.

4) Busta ate one of his dreds and was sick for a week. He didn't want THAT happening again.

3) Danielle told him that he had a choice: Them or her.

2) They were becoming a hassle to sleep with, they took up more of the bed then Chris himself did.

1) Justin made fun of him ONE too many times..

Top 10 Things Julie Would Say If She Met NSYNC

10) Justin, seriously, are you retarded? Whats up with the cornrows? Did D'Angelo beat your ass backstage at the MTV Movie Awards for jockin' his style?

9) JC? Can I have your drug dealer's number? Mine got shot in a drive-by and I'm running low.

8) Joey, are you as stupid as we all make you out to be?

7) Lance.. do you ever just wanna haul off and smack the other guys? Do you ever have that urge?

6) Chris, do you realize that Busta Rhymes probably thinks you're a big goober? Are you gonna cry now? Huh? HUH?! Are ya?!?

5) Justin, WHOSE YO DADDY?!?!

4) Can I see you guys naked? Just for like 2 seconds? Not YOU Joey! Put your pants back on!!

3) Can I be an Nsync ho? Please? *Does the running man*

2) If I get a custom made necklace with my initials on it, do you think I'd be as cool as YOU Justin?

1) I hear you guys have mirrors on the ceiling of your tourbus.. WHOO HOO! Kinky little bastards, aren't we?!

Top 10 Things You Could Say To Justin That Would Make Him Cry

10) Did some kind of animal die on your head?

9) You know all of those hair dye's you've used in the past? They've been re-called. You'll be bald within the next 24 hours.

8) Britney's pregnant.

7) I have every episode of the MMC on tape. I sent a copy to Chris. You're never gonna hear the end of it.

6) I've discovered revealing pictures of you and Brit Brit. I posted them on the internet. Everyone hates you now.

5) I called your mom and informed her of some bad things you did. She said she's breakin' out the whip this time.

4) A child support bill came in the mail today. It wasn't for Joey. It was for you.

3) Busta left a little present in your bunk again.

2) I keyed the Benz. It was an accident, I SWEAR!

1) You're white, little man.

Top 10 Things Candice Wants To Say To *NSYNC

10). "Chris, PLEASE get back with Dani! For the love of GOD get back with Dani! You guys are CUTE together! Screw the teenies and GET BACK TOGETHER! PLEEEEEAAAAAASE!"

9) "Justin, I KNOW what you and Britney did last summer."

8) "JC... the Ricky Martin hair is SEXY. Keep it that way."

7) "Lance, I know your secret. You are one HORNY son of a..."

6) "Joey, be my Superman and I'll be Lois Lane... no, that's Jen... she wanted me to say that..."

5) "Justin... DON'T WRITE A BOOK! PLEASE!"

4) "Lance, do you REALLY like bootylicious black girls? HUH??? HUH??? I gots PLENTY of BOOTY!"

3) "Well, *I* thought the dreads were sexy."

2) "Hook a sista up! GET ME FRONT ROW CENTER!"

1) "BRING BACK THE 'FRO! BRING BACK THE 'FRO!"