Truth Or Dare With Justin

By: Julie

I recently found a pretty little Justin poser online.. and we got around to playing truth or dare. Lemme tell you.. this kid was so freakin' stupid.. but entertaining. Here's the convo.. His s/n has been changed.. believe me, you wouldn't want to talk to him anyway. (My comments are in italics)
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Jsilver317: Yo Homie.. (I's be a thug..)

Justin: hey

Jsilver317: may I ask you a question?

Justin: yes but some i wont answer (Why you gotta be like that for?! Why you gotta be playa hatin'?!)

Jsilver317: oohh, alright.. I see, hmm.. are you supposed to be Justin Timberlake? Or am I imagining things?

Justin: i cant answer that (Why?! Cuz you don't want me to catch you in a LIE perhaps?)

Jsilver317: aww.. whys that?

Justin: if i say i was justin timberlake from nsync you can give people my sn and stuff

Jsilver317: Why would a nice girl like me do something like that? (Actually, I WOULD do that, cuz your a poser, and it ain't no skin of mah back..)

Justin: i dont know you... (You do now, pal..)

Jsilver317: trust me Justin dear.. I be down.. I'm cool, I'm hip, I won't give you away.

Justin: aight

Jsilver317: wanna play?

Jsilver317: a game that is (Oh yeah.. That was a good one..)

Justin: .....

Jsilver317: lol, did I scare you?

Justin: truth or dare ?

Justin: no

Justin: lol

Jsilver317: that sounds fun

Justin: OHH YEAH

Jsilver317: you can go first if you'd like

Jsilver317: and I pick truth

Justin: aight

Justin: truth or dare

Justin: opps

Justin: my bad

Jsilver317: haha

Justin: ok

Jsilver317: go ahead, ask me somethin'

Justin: did u ever kiss a boy ( How freakin' LAME is that?!)

Jsilver317: sure I have, lots of times

Jsilver317: my turn..

Justin: waiittt

Justin: what kinda kiss

Justin: a kis kis or a KISSSSSS (Are you retarded? Seriously? Are you 12?)

Jsilver317: all the kisses there are, I've done them all

Justin: ok

Jsilver317: ok, truth or dare hun?

Justin: TRUTH

Jsilver317: hmm.. is it true you be doin' a little somethin' somethin' with Britney Spears?

Justin: cant answer that (Hiding something, are we?)

Jsilver317: figures..

Justin: wait i got a rule (There's no rules in mah game, so back up bitch!)

Jsilver317: that figures too..

Jsilver317: what is it?

Justin: dont ask me nothing about brit (Party pooper..)

Jsilver317: aww, but that takes all the fun outta it

Justin: ok ok

Justin: what kinda somthing somthing do u mean

Justin: like a kiss or da other thing

Jsilver317: *evil laugh* other thing

Justin: nope i didnt (Thats a lie and a half..)

Jsilver317: thats a surprise..

Justin: we kissed and thats about it

Jsilver317: I figured that much

Justin: and somtimes i slept with her (HAHAHAHAHA! THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!!)

Jsilver317: haha LMAO

Jsilver317: I knew it..

Justin: but we did nothing- (Right, and JC and I are getting married tomorrow afternoon)

Jsilver317: suuuure..

Justin: lol ***blush*****

Jsilver317: anyways, your turn

Justin: truth or dare

Jsilver317: truth.. I like questions better, dares aren't any fun cuz you can't tell if you really did it anyway.

Justin: ok

Justin: hmmmm

Justin: have u ever did that thing with anthor girl? (I never knew you liked that kinda thing Justy..)

Justin: another*

Jsilver317: not that I know of, lol.

Justin: lol

Jsilver317: ok, my turn yet again..

Jsilver317: truth or dare?

Justin: dare

Justin: ill do it

Justin: dont worry

Jsilver317: ok, I dare you to go take Busta and put him between to pieces of toast and pretend to eat him and scare the shit outta Chris. (Right Jenn?! LMAO!)

Jsilver317: LMAO

Justin: hold

Jsilver317: alrighty

Jsilver317: have fun..

Justin: ok i did it (Yeah, sure ya did.. FREAKIN' LIAR!)

Jsilver317: what happened? lol

Justin: chris wuz like what the fudge you frickin crazy(What the "Fudge"?! Your real cool..)

Jsilver317: haha

Justin: lol

Jsilver317: alright, your turn

Justin: truth or dare

Jsilver317: I'll take a dare..

Justin: ok i dare you to go to ur neibor and kiss him (Can you dares get any stupider?)

Jsilver317: my neighbor is a 70 year old man! HELLS NO!!

Jsilver317: besides, he's married, LMAO

Justin: opps lolololol

Jsilver317: give me another one

Justin: aighty

Justin: i dare you to lick ur feet

Jsilver317: umm, thats kinda weird.. but ok..

Justin: lol

Jsilver317: ok, I did it.. that was easy.. truth or dare? (Ha.. you really think I did that?! Well, I didn't! SO THERE, YOU STUPID MEANIE POSER! Shit..)

Justin: truth

Jsilver317: is it true JC's on crack? Cuz I swear the boy be spazzin' out big time.. lmao.

Justin: hellzzzz nooooo (You LIE.. You evil, evil liar..)

Jsilver317: ok, if your sure, lmao.

Justin: lol

Justin: truth or dare

Jsilver317: truth

Justin: aightt

Justin: have u ever done it doggy style? (Have YOU?!)

Justin: lol

Justin: sorry

Justin: lancxe typed that

Jsilver317: nope, I haven't. lol.

Justin: lance**

Jsilver317: Lance?!?!?!

Jsilver317: Lance said that??!

Jsilver317: LMAO

Justin: hold i have to beat him up

Jsilver317: I never thought Lance was like that..

Justin: owweeee

Jsilver317: I thought he was a good, church boy "I'm from Mississippi" cowboy..

Justin: ouchy

Jsilver317: what happened? Lance hurt you?

Justin: hellzzz yeah he pucnhed me where it hurts (he actually touched you THERE? My suspicions are now confirmed..)

Justin: nah lance is worse u should see whatb he did to this girl

Jsilver317: wow.. umm, err.. wait, you could kick Lance's ass! Look at him! I could kick his ass for petes sake!

Jsilver317: what did little Lancey do?

Justin: what***

Justin: this gurl was wearing a skirt

Jsilver317: right..

Justin: and lance picked it up and say her under wear (Oh my God.. *gasp* He saw her.. UNDERWEAR?!?! Wow.. he's REALLY cool now!)

Justin: saw**

Jsilver317: I always knew Lance was a pervert.. LMAO.

Justin: lol

Justin: that hurt hold on i have ta get him

Jsilver317: you go for it boy..

Justin: k back

Jsilver317: k

Justin: i got even with him*

Justin: ok anyway

Jsilver317: you probably messed up his make-up.. he's gonna kill you.. lol.

Justin: lol

Justin: truth or dare

Jsilver317: hmm, truth

Justin: hmnm

Justin: have u ever took a shower with another person (Yeah, with you, last night.. remember?)

Jsilver317: yeah, my ex-boyfriend

Justin: cool

Jsilver317: k, my turn..

Jsilver317: truth or dare?

Justin: dare

Jsilver317: hmm.. is JC there?

Justin: yeah

*We now moved our convo into a private chat. His idea. He probably wanted to cyber or something along those lines..*

Jsilver317: hey.. this could be easier..

Justin: yeah

Justin: yeah jc is here

Jsilver317: go tell JC he's a freakin' spazz and he needs to tone it down a bit, lol.

Justin: whats the mean?

Justin: lol

Jsilver317: that he's always spazzin' out like he's on some major crack :)

Justin: ok

Justin: hold

Justin: he said back off glodilox (I'm assuming he meant "Goldilocks")

Jsilver317: haha

Jsilver317: poor JC's gettin' mad..

Jsilver317: thats cuz he knows its true..

Justin: um no is aint (You gettin' an attitude wit me boy?! BACK THE FUCK UP!!)

Justin: he*

Jsilver317: oohh, are you tryin' to punk me?!

Justin: no

Justin: im telling

Justin: u (Oh.. you're TELLIN' me?! Yeah, ok..)

Justin: i know who he is

Justin: and he doesent do that

Jsilver317: right...

Justin: think what u want (Ok, I know JC's always spazzin' out.. so don't try tellin' ME he doesn't! Go get it on with Lance and get a Gawd damn life :)

*This is when he signed off.. Aww, poor wittle Justy got mad that I was making fun of JC. Oh well. No skin off my back..*

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