Ok, we REALLY need to clear something up. We are NOT, I repeat, NOT NSYNC. Jen is a female.. Nolen is a female.. Candice is a female.. Nikki is a female, and last time I checked, I (Julie) indeed, was female also. If we were NSYNC, why the flippin' fuck would we make a humor site about ourselves? That'd just be straight up stupid. A JC idea if I ever heard one. I'm sure the NSYNC guys make fun of each other, but I seriously doubt they would make a website about it.

We do NOT know NSYNC. We don't know anyone related to them. Nor are WE related to any of them. I don't chill with Justin on the weekends and participate in drive by's directed at Nick Carter's house. Jen doesn't sleep with Joey, even though she would like to very much. Nolen doesn't give Lance pedicures. Candice doesn't attend Chris's family reunions. And Nikki doesn't smoke crack with JC. We're all normal girls here. Actually, scratch that. We're all some pretty weird girls, but whatever.

We DON'T want your mail for NSYNC. We will delete it. If you send us mail for them, it will get nowhere. WE DON'T KNOW THEM. I don't know how many times I can stress that. If we happen to meet them someday and become bossum buddies, we'll let you know. But for now, we are in NO way connected to NSYNC or anyone around them. We're just 5 girls with a passion for NSYNC humor. Thats it. Word to ya motha'.