..Who ARE NSYNC?..

Nolen and I (Julie) were discussing who NSYNC really is today. We came up with an interesting theory.

Justin: Justin is secretly in love with Lance. He really isn't dating Britney. Britney is in love with her best friend, Fe. The other guys know about Justin's love for Lance.

JC: I recently read something online, telling me that JC has sniffed so much crack, that his nose fell off. The nose he has now is a prosthetic one attached with adhesives. Well if that's true, then JC's arms are prosthetic, from shooting up, his lips are prosthetic, from smoking too much weed. He has two glass eyes, from all the smoke, and he's half blind.

Lance: Lance is secretly in love with Justin. The other guys do not know about this. Lance also wears dresses in secret. He almost always wears them under his clothes.

Joey: Joey really has Torette's Syndrome. That's why he never sings or talks. Often, during rehearsals, Joey will stop dancing and scream, "TWINKIE!!" and the other guys have to stop, and calm him down. It's a miracle nothing has happened in public.

Chris: Chris doesn't exist. He's made out of holographs and lasers. When at a meet and greet, Chris is a big mechanical doll that has a sensor on it's chest, and when a girl hugs him, his arms go around her.

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Here's what would happen if this WAS true. Let's say, NSYNC is at a private concert. They're singing "I Drive Myself Crazy."

Chris: I lie awake, I--I--I--I--I--I--I

Chris's arm starts to short out.

JC: Aw shit.

Joey: TWINKIE!!

JC: Aw shit.

Justin: LANCE!!! I love you!!

Lance: I LOVE YOU TOO JUSTIN!!

They run into each other's embrace and begin to make out.

JC: Aw shit.

JC's arm falls off.

JC: AW SHIT!!

Joey: TWINKIE!!

Lance: EVERYONE!! Shush!!

Everyone get's quiet

Lance: I HAVE A SECRET!!

He stands up on a table.

Lance: I WANT TO BE A WOMAN!!

He tears off his pants and shirt to reveal a long flowing pink and purple silk dress.

JC: Aw shit.

Chris: I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--

Chris's legs disappear.

Justin: LANCE!!

He drops onto one knee.

Justin: Will you marry me?

Lance: *squeal* YES!!!

Joey: Twinkie!!!

Chris: I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--

Chris's head is now the only thing that can be seen.

Joey: TWINKIE!!

JC's eyes fall out.

JC: Aw shit.

Lance and Justin skip off stage merrily.

Joey: TWINKIE!!! TWINKIE!!

JC: Aw shit.

He hobbles off stage to smoke some crack.

Chris: I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--

Joey: TWINKIE!!

Chris: I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--I--

Chris disappears.

Joey: TWINKIE!!!!!

Someone throws a twinkie at Joey.

Joey: TWINKIE!!!

That would be the end of NSYNC, ya think?
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