Porn Names
By: Julie

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Justin: Cadillac Spunk
(I'd like to see Justin driving a cadillac..that'd be priceless)

JC: Bone Sex
(WTF?! Hahaha.. I'd like to have some bone sex with JC, lemme tell ya..)

Lance: Andrew Buttocks
(Lance Bass has one BIG ass.. now THATS as ASS.)

Chris: Carl Funkenstein
(Funkenstein? Does that mean he smells bad? Gross..)

Joey: Hard Peniston
(AHAHAHAHAHA.. Too funny. I really didn't need this info, but it's funny all the same. Jen will like this one.. she has a dirty little mind..)

Steve: Wee Willy Rothschild
(Wee means small.. so SMALL WILLY. 'Nuff said)

Wade: Huge Rod
(SCORE! I love Wade. He is my bitch. I always knew he was "big"..)

Britney: Easy Church
(Do you want me to comment on this? Seriously, DO you want me to? Like the Go Go Girls once said.. "My lips are sealed")

Julie: Busty Canyon
(I have big boobs. Neener neener neener.)

Jen: DeeDee Wet
(HAHAHAHA! Niiiice Jen)

Candice: Anne Slams
(Uhh.. no comment. LOL)

Nolen: Angel Bends
(So Nolen, how flexible ARE you?)

Nikki: Lolita Bottoms
(*in Dr. Evil voice* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...)