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Signs That You Have No Life!

Oh my God...I read these today, and yeah...can you say "not funny in the slightest"? I mean, I think at MOST, two of them are actually funny, and that's stretching it. So, get ready to be sick. *MwA*

1) You copy the lyrics in all of your cds.
2) You count how many pages there are in your textbooks....just to double check.
3) You have memorized what everyone wore to the Grammys.
4) You know who is nominated for EVERY single category, and who is favored to win.
5) You have memorized what everyone wore to the Oscars.
6) You know who is nominated for EVERY single category, and who is favored to win.
7) You alphabetize all of your books.
8) You come up with fun ways to re-arrange your cds...every other day.
9) You have memorized the tv schedule for the week and you can tell someone what channel and what time a show is on.
10) You hold vivid conversations with your posters.
11) The highlight of your day is when you see a new commercial on tv.
12) The weather line is on your speed dial.
13) You put your crayons and markers into a-b-c order.......or you color organize them.
14) The only people that will call your house and talk to you are sales people.
15) You time how long it will take tiny droplets of water to feel up a cup.
16) You count the number of water droplets.
17) You make photo-collages of pictures from the newspaper.......to remember the events of the day.
18) You can give a brief summary of every tv shows plot....one for every episode.
19) People on the Internet refuse to talk to you.
20) You count how many pieces of salt are in the container.
21) You know all of the answers on Jeopardy.
22) If you don’t know the answers you write them down, and look them up.
23) You read your National Geographic magazine cover to cover, and have a conversation about what you just read.
24) You understand exactly what Shakespeare is saying, the first time you read it. (Yeah Yeah, it’s really not that hard...)
25) You can quote long quotes, that no one else has heard of, from Shakespeare.
26) You go through the dictionary looking for spelling errors.
27) You go through the encyclopedia looking for spelling errors.
28) You know the zip codes for all 50 states. (As in every single one for every single state. That’s a lot man.)
29) You’ve finished the entire math book before Christmas Break.
30) You’ve read all of your other books before Christmas Break.
31) You can quote from one of your textbooks, and give the page number.
32) You know what all of the ingredients in a twinkie are.
33) You beg for your teachers to give big class projects so you’ll have something to do.
34) You beg for the teacher to let you work with a partner....hey the other person will just copy you, but at least they’ll talk to you.
35) You correct one or more of your teachers daily.
36) You make up your own abbreviations to words and try to get people to use them.
37) You can tell someone what page they are in the phone book.
38) You build large cities out of popsicle sticks, just for the heck of it.
39) You write notes to yourself.
40) You e-mail yourself regularly.
41) The only letters you get from the mail-man are ones you’ve mailed to yourself.
42) You time how long a commercial is, and cheer for it if it’s under a certain time.
43) You write letters to the editors of your textbooks, just to let them know what a great job they are doing.
44) You regularly hold meetings with your stuffed animals to talk about your feelings.
45) You sit and watch your clothes dry.
46) You time how long it takes for a puddle of water to evaporate.
47) You watch the preview channel and clap loudly every time they show your favorite channel.
48) You count how many words there are in your textbooks.
49) You count how many math problems there are in your math book.
50) You read books about Pi.
51) You try to write Pi out.
52) You can give definitions to really weird words.
53) You make up your own language and try to get people to use it.
54) Your only real friends are the people on tv.
55) The only people that understand you are the ones on tv.
56) You regularly get into fights with your stuffed animals.
57) You make up your own mathematical symbols or formulas.
58) You read the complete works of William Shakespeare, and then wrote an essay on how you feel about them.
59) You’ve memorized the labels of food products.
60) You count the cracks on sidewalks.
61) You know how many bricks there are in a building downtown.
62) You know the ingredients in cement.
63) You invent new colors.
64) You make up your own perfume or cologne.
65) You re-title all of your books and movies so they better suit them.
66) You put an entire bar of soap in a puddle of water and time how long it takes for it to dissolve.
67) You keep the pictures that come in the frames and pass them off as your friends.
68) You count how many chips are in the bag.
69) You leave the phone off of the hook so you can “talk” with the operator when she comes on and says to “Please hang up and try your call again.”
70) You leave the phone off of the hook so if someone does call you, they’ll think you are on the line talking to a person.
71) Your favorite channel is the weather channel.
72) You consider boycotting the Emmys because the fore-casters from the Weather Channel haven’t been nominated.
73) You put together a movie titled, “The Best of the Weather Channel.”
74) You make a soundtrack to go with it.
75) Your in suspense all through the cooking shows, and when the food is done, you clap wildly.
76) You watch ER because Jerry turns you on.
77) You watch Friends because Gunther is your favorite.
78) You hyper-ventilate whenever you play an exciting game of Go-Fish.
79) You were kicked out of Disney World because you stalked Mickey Mouse.
80) To impress people you tell them the Brady’s are your cousins. (Brady Bunch)
81) You make up your own jokes, and you are the only one that finds them funny.
82) You sit and stare at the mirror all day saying how much better looking the person in the mirros is than you are.
83) You make a bot so someone will actually talk to you in a chat room.
84) You’ve memorized a thesaurus.
85) You’ve read the entire selection of books in your local libaries. (All of your local libaries...)
86) You count puzzle pieces, cuz it’s fun and enjoyable, not to see if you’re missing a piece.
87) You beg people for them to let you babysit their Tamagotchi thing.
88) You believe that the Tamagotchi is going to come alive and be your friend.
89) Everything on Jerry Springer has happend in your family.
90) You lie in bed at night thinking of ways to be “cool”.
91) Your family dog refuses to be your best friend. (Dog is mans best friend...)
92) You talk to your plants because they’re the only things that will listen.
93) You talk to the plants so much they get fed up and keel over. (As in die.)
94) So, you talk to a brick, cuz IT’S the only thing that will listen to you.
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95) While you and your friend are in Canada--without any adult supervision, you decide to make your own bracelet making business

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