mADD sCiENTiST CREW!!!

SIR DANCEALOT!!! Dancealot was once an evil genious behind such 80's sitcoms as "Cosby" and "Family Ties." He has since been reformed and helped the mADD improve their music with his hypnotic "sCiENTiST's Stomp" dance. He enjoys putting pickles in places they don't belong and turning paper (on sugar packets) into nothing! ...

FAT MIKE!!! We hired Mike as our manager for 2 primary reasons: 1. He's Fat. 2. He knew more of our lyrics than certain band members. And he just looks good in a lab coat. If you want to book the sCiENTiSTs, either to play or to terrorize your neighbors, he's the one to talk to. Born and raised right here in Kansas City, his hobbies include: eating, riding his tractor, and "whackin' it."