*    10.  Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee
*     9.  Lorena Bobbit's------- Camp Cutaweewee
*     8.  Tanya Harding's------- Camp Wackaneenee
*     7.  Kenneth Star's--------- Camp Catchacrookee
*     6.  Louis Farakahn's------ Camp Killawhitey
*     5.  O.J. Simpson's--------- Camp Killachickee
*     4.  Michael Jackson's----- Camp Wannabewhitey
*     3.  President Clinton's-----Camp Getahoochie
*     2.  Ellen Degeneras's------ Camp Lickacoochie
*     And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
*     1.  Monica Lewinsky's----- Camp Suckapeepee