-Well, Look At this Dude...Holding the Belt and doing that trademark "one-eyebrow thingy". I harsh smell what hes cookin'.(Rocky Miavia)
-Hey! Austin's been packin' on the cheese! jeez, "I am Fat now, and thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said So!{Stone Cold Steve Austin)
-This Guy harsh jumped ship for no reason(Double J Jeff Jarret)
-Well no Suprise! Golddust, Dusty or whatever was always this FAT!(Goldust)
-Just as long as you don't put the hot dog near the fire, you won't end up like this guy(Kane)
-Now This Guy can talk to say the least! The Darkside is kinda Lame Though.(Undertaker)
-An Anouncer! Who Invited him! ARGH! oh well....Someone Will Stunner him sooner or Later, I hope(Jim Ross)
-"What a freaking waste of awesome athletic ability and talent. R.I.P" (Owen Hart)
-No one Likes You Lawler! so go home!(Jerry Lawler)
-15 years, I got to give it to ya Mick(Mankind)
-Is it me, or does this guy always talk like hes gonna cry?(B A Billy Gun)
-Boys And Girls, Children of all Ages! Degeneration X proudly presents the........Hey Jesse! It's cool and all, but your soooooooooo repatative!(Road Dog Jesse James)
-Low Blow, damn those are funny.(Chyna)
-This Guy is cool, although the Afro is "Iffy"(X-pac)
-And Finally the Leader of DX! Tripple H. Oh Boy That Pedigree is something else!(Hunter Hearst Helmsly)
-Diamond Cutter! ooooh.....But no one cares about DDP Right? You all stare at Kimberly, his Wife. Sickos(Diamond Dallas Page)
-Who Cares What His Record is?
Ted Turner Wants him unbeatible, there for he is unbeatible(Goldberg)
-ALL HAIL THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK AND ROLLAH(Chris Jericho)
-When I am writing this right now,(after Starcade) How do you beat this guy when hes covered in grease?(Billy Kidman)
-Disco is out! How long will it take for this guy to realize that he is in the 2000's now?(Disco Inferno)
-This guy still exists? whoa he must be like.....older than Hogan now.
-Oh Boy! It will be a while before we can see Hulkamania again, Hollywood sucks, so this picture will have to do(Hollywood Hulk Hogan)
-Well its tha big slowwwwwwwwwww.(The Big Show)
-Buff for life man, all the way(Buff Bagwell)
-Every week, we see this guys arms, yes they are big, but insanely disgusting.(Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner)
-Does this guy ever wrestle?
he only does interviews, which is preety stupid. But A fact is I never turned my back on Bret, he turned his back on us, the ever so good Canadians.(Bret "Hitman" Hart)
-I am sorry to say, but this guy coppies everyones moves! Sharpshotter! Slop Drop! although the Stinger Splash is original....somewhat (Sting)
-Konan.......hmmmmm...That tequila sunrise doesn't look like it could hurt me when I'm sleeping.(K-Dawg)
-This guy has like White hair already. jeez, throw in the towel.(Kevin Nash)
