THE BOOK OF THE HOLY SLOTH!!!

The Basics

Slothists worship (note- This is according to the prophet of Sloth, Spookysloth, not me.):

The X-files
Slow-moving creatures (i.e. Sloths you fucker )
Twin Peaks
David Duchovny because Spud and Sloth think he is hot
The Third Clown (ICP [Insane Clown Posse]. Don't you know anything about modern pop culture you uncultured fucker.)
Mr. Clean and Fred Savage (more Spookysloth things)
South Park (mr. hanky, the xmas poo....)
Scarbo Chicken (NAOW!)

Slothists deplore:

Hanson
Manson
Vacuums (don't ask)
Corruvabitch and Ratboy
Insanely smart sevies...we won't name names...rhymes with glockenspeil.
The Olsen twins and various other child actors. Except Jonathan Lipniki 'cause he's cute. (little boy cute...)
The Lawerg Monster
C'est Ann (SatANN)
the SQUIRREL

NOW GO FORTH AND DO THE WILL OF THE ALMIGHTY SLOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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