Why Britney Sucks

Forget the fact that her music sucks, or that she got breast implants, or that she can't perform live, or that she's dumb as a box of rocks. I dislike Britney cuz she's a frickin wuss. Why else would she sing lyrics like "Hit me baby one more time," or "I'm nothing without you?" Britney's messages belong in 1950, not 2000. She seems to be advocating violence against women, and that it's OK to stay with a man who scares the bejesus out of you ("Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I'm scared of you...").

Aside from all that, I actually kinda feel sorry for the girl. From performing on the county fair circuit to Star Search to MMC to today, it seems her whole world has been showbiz. Methinks there was a pushy stage parent or two involved. Why else would she be able to do that skanky photo shoot in Rolling Stone?

And speaking of skanky, did you see the American Music Awards? What was she wearing? Fishnet? I don't want to know what she wore to the Grammys. Probably looks tame compared to Jennifer Lopez's outfit, but hey, at least Jennifer's an adult.