Hate Mail

I now have hate mail! Well, actually hateful guestbook entries. My comments are in red. Hatemailing me means that you allow me to post your message here and respond to it as I see fit. If I make you look bad, tough, you knew what was coming. Please note that I do not care about your opinion, so nothing you say can convince me to change my mind about pop or intimidate me in any way. (I've worked in telemarketing, nothing phases me anymore.) Have a nice day.

Name: maria
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 2000-03-27 15:36:58
Comments: oh my god. you people People? Gee that's strange, I thought there was only one of me. are so pathetic. there is such a thing as "free speech" but there's also a thing called "GETTING A LIFE" why don't you get one? Uh, because I have one. Updating this page takes MAYBE 30 minutes a week. That leaves plenty of time to do other things. Besides, I don't tell you how to spend your time, what gives you the right to tell me how to spend mine? if you hate them that much, kill them! murder them! No, I'm a pacifist. (For you teenies out there, that means I don't believe in being violent.) If you actually READ the main page, you'd know that I don't wish harm on these artists. wait, aren't you from the columbine? No. I've never even been to Colorado, and as I've already said, I'm a pacifist, so naturally I don't condone what went on there. people who make these are depressed and hungry to kill people. Uh... why would I be depressed? I have fantastic friends, I love being in college, I have a great dog, plus the weather's beautiful today, my parents are cool people, and I've got two guys liking me. Offhand, I'd say I'm fricken ecstatic! And why kill them for real when you can pretend to kill them over and over on Assassin and not get in trouble for it? childish and immature brat. No, if I were childish and immature I'd leave messages like this in fan sites, which I don't.you're just jealous. No. It's hard to be jealous of someone whose career will be over in 2 years. leave them alone.Give me a nanosecond to think about it... hmmm... NO. Fame has its prices and this is one of them.

Name: TAKARA & TAMARA AKA "Two girls who were too chicken to leave their email addy."
Website:
Referred by: Clicked on our Banner Advertisement Uh.... what banner advertisement?
From: U DA HO Oh, wah, you're breaking my heart.
Time: 2000-04-01 22:20:45
Comments: WE GOT COMMENTS ALRIGHT BITCH!! Well, bring 'em on. I haven't got all day. AND LOTS OF THEM HOE!! Oh no, two little teenies compared me to a garden tool. My self-esteem is crushed... yeah, right.WHO PUT YOUR FUCKED UP ASS N CHARGE OF WHO SUCKS AND WHAT SUCKS, When did I say I was in charge? I just said, "These are my opinions, and if you don't like 'em, tough." I never said you had to have the same opinions as I do. BUT WE DECIDED THAT U SUCK,AND YOUR WEBSITE IS SO FUCKED UP JUST LIKE U. I'm fucked up? I'm not the one that goes around sending hatemail to people that disagree with me. PEACE TRICK TRICKY TRICKKY Does anyone else get the impression that these girls have been hanging out with Justin Timberlake too much? P.S. DO SOME MORE FUCKED UP SHIT LIKE THIS. Of course I will, it's a lot of fun. U ONLY GON'T GET MORE AND MORE MAIL. I know. And you know what? Hate mail is the best part of doing this site! Bring it on, I don't care! WE DON'T CARE IF U SEND US AN E-MAIL,IT AIN'T GON'T HURT US. Well, I'd love to, but you didn't leave an address! How am I supposed to email you if you're too scared to leave your email addy?SAY IT LOUD....U SUCK & U PROUD Gee, that was touching... you guys should be motivational speakers.

Name: Renee-Anne
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Canada
Time: 2000-04-21 06:37:03
Hmmmm. You hate pop msic. Thats allowed but this is the first time Ive seen a 20 year old talk like this. Perhaps I should refer you to a little site called N'Sync N'Duces Vomitting. The webmistress of that site is 23, and her page has been around a lot longer than mine. She's not the only one, either. A lot of anti sites are run by people that are our age. I mean dont you have anything better to do?? God, you people must all think that I spend every spare minute on that site. As a matter of fact, there was about a 2 week period where I didn't touch it at all... because *gasp* I had other things to do! In fact, you aren't even getting added to the hate mail until Monday or Tuesday because today I've got a paper to write, and tommorow a close friend of mine gets back from study abroad and I plan to spend the day with him. Yeah you go to college and everything but why dont you do a page about someone you like?? I did at one point. But it got old. And since when do you have the right to tell me what to do? Yeah I admit I used to be like you and do hate pages but now I am over that Oooh, you're *so* special. I suppose criticizing other people's pages makes you infinitely more mature than I am. I am unfortunately the same age as you but unlike you I have something called a life. I don't have a life? I'm not the one who gets up early in the morning to sign guestbooks. I do have a life, and I try to get as much out of each day of it as I can. I know you probably think what the hell am I doing here then but I wanted to see what you lowlife people have to say. First I don't have a life and now I'm a lowlife? You're contradicting yourself. Well I did it and now I am leaving and never coming back again. Oh stop, you're breaking my heart. How about coming back when you learn to take a JOKE? I know lots of people who see this will think I am right. Hate to break this to you, but so far my guestbook entries are running 41-3 in favor of me. And all the mail I have recieved on the site has been positive. You need more of a life. We've already covered this but: My friends, my roommates, my boyfriend, the people I game with and the members of the organizations I'm in would say otherwise.

As a side note, I doubt this person ever really had a web page because if she did, she'd know that it doesn't take that long to create and maintain one. (Especially if you use Angelfire, which can do most of the HTML for you.)

After I saw this guestbook entry, I sent this person an email which said pretty much what you see above. Her response was an advertisement for a phone sex line. I will not post it here since it offended me (and I'm not easily offended by that kind of thing). I noticed that she has done this to two other anti-sites, TASF and Teenybopper Exterminators Anonymous. Hmmmm....

Name: Anonimous You know, it's really sad when people can't spell their own name.
Website: Why would I tell ya? Translation: I'm too dumb to make one.
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: You don't really care Wow, a teeny finally got one right. I'm impressed.
Time: 2000-04-23 21:56:28
Comments: Why do I hate the man that created this page? You read my whole website and you don't realize I'm a girl? Man, you are sad!Because he sucks,that's why. No, I don't suck, but if you're interested, I can introduce you to some people that do. Pop music rocks!!!!!! In the opinion of someone who wouldn't know good music if it fell over them.Britney Spears is the best female pop singer in the world. LOL! And do buy her album on May 16th and ignore this bitch. I will, if I want an expensive, shiny coaster. He is a @!#$%$. Oh grow up and say the words.I'm sorry but this site S-U-C-K-S. Have a good one my friend! OK, first I suck, then I'm a bitch, and now I'm your friend? Make up your mind!

Name: Josh
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: USA
Time: 2000-05-19 15:12:12
Comments: You veiws on pop are good but leave your personal stuff out. What personal stuff? All you know about me is my age, first name, the music I like and dislike and what I do besides this. I don't put anything more than that on the web. (What do you think I am, stupid?) Besides, that's only on one page. If you don't want to know about me, you can just skip that part of the site. Yeah it's you page but who gives a rat ass what you think about you catholic school heritage. Uh.... are we talking about the same website? I never said what I thought of it, I just said I went. I made a comment on what people think of me because of it, but I never said whether I enjoyed Catholic school or not. I went to a catholic school big deal. You veiws are good but stupid. How can they be good and stupid? You're contradicting yourself. You waste your time doing this instead something worth you time. And you waste your time by bitching at me about something that I didn't do and making yourself look stupid in the process. Put your Catholic school beliefs to work and help someone with the time you waste on this site. Why don't you get off your high horse and practice what you preach rather than making baseless complaints about a stupid website? You're an excentric idiot. I enjoy being eccentric, and I take that part of your statement as a compliment. However, if I'm an idiot, how did I make the honor roll last fall? I'm a 16 male that hates pop but i hate your site even more for being a poser site. How am I a poser? I don't claim to hate anyone I don't really hate, and I don't claim to like anyone I don't really like. GET A LIFE. I've got one, thanks. Perhaps you should have one, too.

Name: 100% bitch Well, that's good, I hate dealing with someone who's only 95% bitch.
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 2000-05-24 15:53:07
Comments: Hey Bitch! you hate Christina? *heavy sarcasm* No, I just say that for my health. I really like her. well i got news for you im gonna be your worst nightmare- you will suffer!!! LOL! You're too scared to leave an email and you expect me to believe you'd actually harm me? HAHAHA, that's a good one! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!!! ROTFL! Oooh, now I'm really scared.dont worry i'll kill you slow! Yeah, whatever. My dog could kill you, and he's only 7 months old. you will pay bitch for what you said on Christina Aguilera- FUCK YOU!!! If getting messages like this is what you call "paying," then I can't wait. p.s. have a nice day I certainly am, your letter made my day! and be sure to luck your doors at night! How does one "luck" a door? Geez, I wish you teenies would proofread! who knows what kind of killers might be walking around your house! I'm shaking! But hey, if you ever do find me, (yeah right) just remember that I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

This email is actually in reference to a guestbook I signed; however, I think you'll agree that it qualifies as hate mail.

From: Flygirl932@aol.com
To: ihpm02@hotmail.com
Subject: Signed_Guestbook
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 14:28:08 EDT
YOU SUCK TO HATE NSYNC And you suck to hate lowercase letters. NSYNC IS THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT SO STOP HATING *rolls eyes* Yeah, I'm gonna change my whole outlook on music because some idiot emailed me and told me to. WHO DO YOU LIKE THE BSG WELL THEY SUCK There's hope for you yet! BUT NSYNC RULES Then again, maybe not. AND REMEMBER BYE BYE BYE AND NSYNC IS FOR EVER I am awestruck by the originality and intelligence in this email.

07/29/00 03:01:06 PM
What is your name? CottonCandy I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say she likes Mandy Moore.
What is your quest? Why?? I dunno, I was in a goofy mood when I set this thing up. :-)
How did you find this Web Site? Uh I Did! Uh good for you. Moron.
Where are you from? Sacramento!!! Five bucks says this is either Nicole or one of her and Kristen's friends. (Kristen only speaks in ebonics.)
Favorite part of the site? None! I'm trying to feel sorry for you, but it's just not happening.
Least favorite? Everything See above.
Do you have any comments? Ok Pop Music is so cool!!!!!!!! U Stupid Bitch its the only good music stupid fucking cunt! She gets points for being concise, but the argument lacks any supporting evidence and the grammar isn't very good. I give it a D+.

07/28/00 04:07:56 AM
What is your name? Anonymous Surfer aka "Chickenshit who didn't leave an email" or perhaps "Nicole in disguise"
What is your quest? to kill the webmaster Better pray to St. Jude (Patron Saint of Lost Causes) for help on this one. :-)
Favorite part of the site? how about the part where you shut the fuck up! That's the part where you have the maturity to realize my site will bother you, and you go visit some other site, dumb fuck.
Least favorite? you bashing pop artists *rubbing thumb and index finger together* This is the sound of the world's smallest violin playing "My Heart Bleeds for You."
Do you have any comments? you are a fucking whore and a bitch. Maybe I was asleep in health class that day, but I don't think it's possible to be a non-fucking whore. you are SO fucking jealous of pop artists because they kill all that shit you like. Uh... I don't recall any pop artist being charged with murder, do you? And the bands I listen to could kick their scrawny asses any day. you have NO taste at all That's your opinion, and news flash: it doesn't mean shit to me. you seem like some loser who like's korn or even rage againist the meachine. Actually, I don't like Korn. I sort of like Rage, but not enough to spend money on them. which if i haven't been pay attenion the whole time they been around they are TRENDY as well as the pop you HATE so much. This person might have a good point, except for the fact that I don't hate pop because it's trendy, I hate pop because it's the worst music ever made. Trendiness only brought it to my attention. you are such a big loser.Said the person who signed my g-book at 4 AM on a Friday. oh by the way your site will be deleted. I'm supposed to believe that someone who hasn't figured out that "non-fucking whore" is an oxymoron can manage to get my site taken down? ROTFLMAO! i'm reporting you to angelfire.Whatever. Angelfire would've done something to my site by now if it was that bad, and it's not as if I don't have a disclaimer. You lose again, teeny. bye bye bye bitch! You know, I'm beginning to think that these teenies share a collective conciousness, like the Borg on Star Trek. How else would these letters all sound the same?

08/19/00 03:34:24 AM Hmm... 3:30 AM on a Saturday? What's the matter, were all the porn sites down?
What is your name? fred durst(i'm the REAL fred durst) Gee, my website is becoming really popular with celebs now - supposedly Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue has already signed.
What is your quest? kill off carson daly A noble cause.
How did you find this Web Site? a thing called a serach enigine Wow, "Fred" is actually smart enough to use one of them?
Favorite part of the site? the mtv part Yeah, that's one of mine too.
Least favorite? bashing of pop artists and seeing what the loser webmaster likes(ugh) I'm sorry, was I supposed to care about that statement?
Do you have any comments? you claim you hate pop yet you like pop artists. No I don't. You're smoking crack. your a hypocrite and your VERY inmature. "Inmature?" Is that anything like inbred? *big grin* Or, if you are the real Fred, it wasn't exactly mature of you to incite a riot at Woodstock '99. i looked at the long list of artists you like and alot of them just plain suck. Ah, you're just jealous because I don't like your band. :-) you only started this website for attention you sad sick bitch. I started this website because I thought it's be a hell of a lot of fun, and thanks to rejects like you, it is! you think your better then everyone else well,your NOT! just because you bash pop artists that DOES NOT make you superior.Um... I never said it did. Learn to read, fucknut. However, you seem to think that writing me this childish little message makes you superior... chew on that for awhile, my egotistical friend. you are going to get bad KARMA for doing this. LMAO!! Bad Karma? Oh no, heaven forbid! you make fun of or bash someone's music you will suffer. *laughing hysterically* Oooh, I'm soooo scared. you claim you have a life,but you seem to spend ALOT of time on this page. I seem to spend a lot of time on the page? Well thank you, I'm flattered, especially since I only update for 30 minutes a week. BTW, if I don't have a life, why were you online at 3:30 AM on a Saturday? your page makes me sick. Are you sure it was my page and not your reflection? :-) you are VERY inmature GROW UP! Uh huh... you originally had this as a private entry, which shows me that you're not man (or woman) enough to state your opinion to the world, and you don't realize that you could have left my website immediately or just not have visited in the first place... I don't think I'm the one that needs a lesson in maturity. But thanks for giving me a great laugh!