...you don't realize that Marilyn Manson is a poser who just wants attention.
...you actually bought the Spice Girls' solo albums.
...you pretend to like Korn or Limp Bizkit so that people won't say you're a teenybopper.
...you don't realize that Limp Bizkit is a band and not a person.
...you're mad at Eminem because of what he said about Christina Aguilera/Britney Spears/N'Sync in his song "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?"
...you think sending hatemail to an anti-site is a productive use of your time.
...you were one of those people that ran out and bought two copies of N'Sync's new CD so that they could break the Backstreet Boys' record.
...you saw that commercial for J-14 and wanted to run out and buy it.
...you think Justin from N'Sync is actually cute. Hmm... actually, they're all pretty ugly. OK, correction: you might be a teenybopper if you think anyone from N'Sync is attractive.
...you think any music you don't like must glorify death and must not require much talent.
...you think that everybody who disses your favorite boy band must like some other boy band better or be a Marilyn Manson fan.
...you don't understand why people wouldn't like pop.
...you think that people who don't like pop don't have a right to make websites like this one.
...you think all Gothics are violent.
...you think all rock fans are suicidal, drug addicted punks who don't have lives.
...you find Carson Daly attractive.
...your parents asked you what you wanted for your birthday and you said,"Nick Carter in a big red bow," and were serious.
...you don't understand why anybody would listen to music made before 1996.
...you get extremely upset if someone so much as hints that Ricky Martin, Leo DiCraprio, or anyone in a boy band is gay.
...you watch TRL religiously.
...you think "Titanic" was a cinematic masterpiece.
...you think Britney's breasts are real.
...you think the BSB, Ricky Martin, and/or Britney Spears got cheated at the Grammys.
...you saw "Spiceworld" in the theater and admit to it.
...you think the story about the BSB refusing to see a fan with cancer is a lie.
...you think TRL is a good show.
...your #1 ambition in life is to be the next Britney Spears or to marry Ricky Martin/someone in a boy band.
...you don't find anything wrong with the fact that boy bands don't play their own instruments.
...you have been on TRL and you're not a musician or a VJ.
...you've ever sent hatemail to or said something hateful in the guestbook of an anti-site.
...you've been to this site or a site like it and gotten really offended.
...you subscribe to Bop or Tiger Beat.
...you think Britney and Justin really aren't going out.
...you don't believe that boy bands/Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera/Ricky Martin are just passing fads.
...you think anyone who doesn't like pop is a dork and/or that people who have anti-sites are jealous losers who don't have lives.
...you refuse to believe that the BSB, N*SYNC, 98 degrees, or Boyzone are manufactured.
More to come!!