Episode 217
Psychic
Friends
CAST
Dawson: James Van Der
Beek
Joey: Katie Holmes
Pacey: Joshua Jackson
Jen: Michelle
Williams
Andie: Meredith
Monroe
Gail: Mary-Margaret
Humes
Mitch: John Wesely
Shipp
Grams: Mary Beth Piel
Bessie: Nina Repeta
Abby: Monica Kenna
ORIGINAL US
AIRDATE
March 10, 1999
Dawson's room. On the television,
Devon (Rachel Leigh Cook) playing Sammy rows her
boat down the creek. Cut to Joey laying on her
stomach on Dawson's bed with tears in her eyes.
The movie ends.
Dawson: Well...
Joey: Well, (sighs deeply), I don't think I can
find the words.
Dawson: I mean, keep in mind that it's a rough
cut and everything. Just tell me. Be honest.
Joey: In my entire life I have never been this
unequivically moved by words and moving images
onscreen. I mean this is the type of movie going
experience that not only enlightens and inspires
but it could change the way people look at their
lives, their world, their universe!
Dawson: God, Joey, you have no idea how much that
means, especially coming from you.
Joey: No, there's no doubt about it. Jack McPhee
will be one of the great filmmakers of our
generation. I mean, think about it, Dawson. We
knew him when!
Joey gets up off the bed
Dawson: (confused) Wait a minute, Joey, I
directed this movie.
Joey: Spielberg, Corsazi, Seleni, Burdenen,
McPhee!
Dawson: Joey, what are you talking about? You
were there! I directed it! Look! (takes film out
of the VCR) Creek Daze, a film by (confused) Jack
McPhee?!
Jack enters through the window
Joey: (to Jack) Honey, there's only one word to
describe you. Brilliant.
Jack laughs.
Joey: No, genius!
Jack: Honey, you will not believe what happened.
I ran into Steven Spielberg in the cafeteria. He
offered me a job! I'm going to Hollywood!
Joey and Jack start kissing and Dawson stands
there looking at them completely confused. They
stop. Jack gets down on one knee.
Jack: Will you marry me?
Dawson looks at Joey amazed at this.
Joey: Yes!
Jack gets up.
Dawson: Wh-wh?! You're gay!
Jack: I guess not!
Jack and Joey start kissing again.
Jack: Let's go! We'll, uh, send you a postcard
from Tinseltown.
Dawson: Joey! What about us?
She follows Jack out the window.
Joey: It's showbiz, Dawson!
Dawson: Joey! Joey!!
Joey: Get over it, Dawson. You're not my type.
You never were.
Joey and Jack are gone and Dawson's face turns
to a look of horror.
Dawson: Noooooooooooooo!
Cut to Dawson sitting up in his bed at
nighttime. It was only a dream.
Cut to film class with the new teacher. Dawson
and Jen are in the class.
Miss Kennedy: Great filmmakers have always asked
questions, taken risks. They're not afraid to
make the audience think, feel, even if it makes
them squirm in their seats a little. The truth
has that effect on us. So...how does this movie
make you feel? Jen?
Jen: I think that the Capra is a little too
sacran, you know? I think his characters are too
unrealistic like "Gee, whiz, isn't life
great?"
Dawson: I think that's a misconception though. I
think Capra's films are actually pretty dark. I
mean, when you meet John Doe, the Gary Cooper
character's a participant in the plight of the
common man.
Miss Kennedy: Good, Dawson, what else does his
character represent?
Dawson: Optimism. I mean, the hero wasn't
innocent which leads you to believe that the
future has hope so the antagonist is cynicism.
Miss Kennedy: I agree. Good films are complex and
ambiguous. They're full of darkness as well as
light. I think this film is about how things
should be.
Dawson: Or should be.
The bell rings. Cut to Dawson and Jen walking
out of the class and down the halls.
Dawson: I was sad to see Mr. Gold leave but Miss
Kennedy is like...
Jen: Every 16-year-old male's wet dream.
Dawson: No...
Jen: (doubtful) Mm-hm.
Dawson: It's more like hero-worship with her. I
mean, she's the real deal. The reason she's here
is she's taking a sabbatical to write a major
screenplay for TriStar.
Jen: Great. Now you've got somebody around who's
opinion actually carries some weight, huh?
Dawson: Yeah...
Jen: So you showed her Creek Daze yet?
Dawson: No.
Jen: Dawson...
Dawson: I'm afraid she'll think it's amateur
hour!
Mitch, substituting at the school, walks up
behind them.
Jen: Show it to her. It's ready.
Mitch: Hey.
Jen: Hey.
Jen walks off.
Mitch: Hi Dawson.
Dawson: Mr. Leery.
Mitch: (hurt) Come on, you can call me Dad.
Dawson motions him to follow him into an empty
classroom.
Dawson: It's awkward enough to have you as my
English teacher but if people hear me call you
Dad, I'm going to get beat up after school.
Mitch laughs
Mitch: Come on, it's not that bad.
Dawson: It's great that you have a job you enjoy,
but when we're in school, just pretend like you
don't know me.
Dawson yawns.
Mitch: Not sleeping?
Dawson: No. I'm having nightmares. It's like I'm
stuck alone in a dark theater watching my life go
by on the screen and all the coming attractions
are box-office bombs.
Mitch: What happened to my son? The eternal
optimist?
Dawson: People move on. The only person you can
really count on is yourself. It's--I've spent the
last few weeks trying to change things that I
have absolutely no control over. One thing I know
for certain is that I want to be a filmmaker and
that's all that matters to me. So no matter what
I have to make that happen.
Dawson exits the room back into the hall. Cut to
Joey sitting at a table drinking a Diet Coke in
the lunch room, checking out guys in the lunch
room.
Joey: Loser....Pervert...Serial
Killer...Airhead...okay, Jack, it's your turn to
rate the guys in the lunch line.
Jack: Look, Joey, I appreciate your attempt to
bond with me and my new identity, but I'm not
going to check out guys with you.
Joey: Why not? There's nothing sexual about it.
It's a superficial, idiotic, ridiculous, fun way
to spend the lunch hour.
Jack: Are you okay?
Joey: I'm bored with this school, with work, with
this town. Also, with myself. I mean, this is the
most amusement I've had in weeks.
Jack laughs. Joey looks back over to the lunch
line.
Joey: Conceited...Too Pretty...ooohhh, definitely
a Frank-enstein...ooooh, Leo, as in DiCaprio.
Jack: (laughs) How completely bizarre is this?
The other week we were dating and now...
Joey: I know. It's a little strange. Does it
bother you?
Jack: Actually, um, no. You?
Joey: (truthfully) No, it doesn't bother me.
Cut to Pacey and Andie walking down the docks.
Andie: Why not?!
Pacey: Because last year a bunch of punk kids
threw water balloons at me and then a bunch of
jocks knocked the booth over. And being coerced
with the threat of death to run the safety booth
for the Capeside Police Department is not exactly
by idea of a rockin' good time.
Andie: I looked up to our safety mascot when I
was a kid.
Pacey: And you wonder why they called you Andie
McGeek on the playground?
Andie: Okay, you were not supposed to repeat
that.
Pacey: (laughs) Listen, a stuffed animal named
Skippy, the safety dog, is not going to dissert
kids from doing drugs.
Andie: No, Captain Skippy sends out a positive
message. It's completely worthwhile.
Pacey: This is a democracy. If a two-year-old
child doesn't want to sit in a safety seat, he
shouldn't have to!
Andie: Pacey.
Pacey: Okay, that was a bad example but you know
what I mean.
Andie: Look, there's supposed to be a fortune
teller at the fair and I really want to know my
fortune.
Pacey: Andie, what is it with you and all this
mumbo-jumbo, crystal crap? It's a scam, alright?
Andie: Okay. If you do the Captain Skippy booth,
then we can (she whispers something in Pacey's
ear.)
Pacey smiles.
Pacey: (in a gruffy voice) Hello boys and girls,
this is your old friend, Captain Skippy, here.
Cut to the Winter Fair. Jack is messing with the
pictures on the art exhibit him and Joey were
putting up.
Jack: So, tell me, Miss Potter, are these a still
life collection from your earlier works?
Joey's in a daze
Jack: Hm? Joey?
She snaps out of it.
Jack: (laughs) Where were you?
Joey: None of your business.
Jack: Ah, I see, lost in X-rated thought?
Joey: No...
Jack: Come on, tell me.
Joey: Okay, but promise you won't laugh?
Jack crosses his chest like he promises.
Joey: I was thinking about kisses.
Jack starts laughing.
Joey: Forget it!
Jack: No, no, I'm sorry. It just sounds funny
coming from a girl who decided to throw away
relationships in pursuit of her true self.
Joey: I know. I mean, sometimes I'm sorry I ever
said that. I mean, I'm being honest with you here
to the point of utter humiliation, I miss the
kissing part. And I'd like to think that I'll get
kissed again before the millenium comes and goes.
Jack: It'll happen.
Dawson: What'll happen?
Dawson has walked up.
Joey: Nothing.
Dawson: Okay...well, I guess I'll see you guys
later...
Jack: No, why don't you stick around and help us
set up?
Joey: Yeah, stay!
Dawson: Nah, I'm helping Miss Kennedy with the
sound and film exhibit so...
Dawson walks off.
Jack: So...Frank? Leo?
Joey: Dawson's definitely a Leo..
Jack: Dawson seems a little moody lately.
Joey: I know. I can always tell when there's
something wrong with him but it doesn't seem like
he wants my help right now. I can't get our
friendship back on track and I miss him, you
know?
Jack: Give it time. I'm sure he'll want you back
in his life, trust me. In the meantime, why don't
we find out when that elusive next kiss is going
to find it's way to your lips.
Joey: What?
Jack points to a tent with a sign outside that
reads "Madame Zenovich". It's the
fortune teller. Cut to Pacey with Skippy the
safety dog puppet on his hands talking to Andie.
Pacey: (in a gruff voice) And remember, kids, if
you have sex, protect yourself. Do it where you
can't get caught, you know?
Andie: Uh huh, mm-kay, come on, why don't you
come get your fortune told?
Pacey: Because I don't want to go in there, have
that lady take one look at me, and predict
Armageddon, death, and destruction on a global
level. The end of the world as we know it.
Andie: I thought you didn't believe in them.
Pacey: I don't. I just think the power of
suggestion is a very dangerous thing.
Andie: But don't you think if you knew what was
coming up, if you knew what to expect, then you
could at least be prepared for it?
Pacey: I think that you should save your money,
Blondie. The all-powerful Paceydini will predict
your future. I see a tall, dark, handsome man who
is occasionally brilliant and often self-effacing
coming into your life and sweeping you off your
feet.
Andie: Well, good. Then I have something to look
forward to.
Pacey: Funny. Very funny. Have I told you how
funny you are?
Cut to Madame Zenovich and Joey and Jack in a
dark tent.
Madame: Five dollars.
She blows smoke in Jack's face and he coughs
slightly and Joey looks uncomfortable as she gets
her money and hands it to the fortune teller.
Madame: I see a 'C'. Do you know a Carrie?
Joey shakes her head no
Madame: Claire? Connie? Cory? Casey? Caroline?
Joey: I know a Carol, but I haven't seen her
since kindergarden.
Madame: She's telling me that she borrowed
something of yours. Does that mean anything to
you?
Joey: I don't know, she might have borrowed a
pencil or something...
Madame: Yes, she has your pencil.
Joey looks disappointed. Just then, a gentle
breeze comes through the tent and the wind chimes
make noise.
Madame: Mmm...there has been much pain in your
past. Too much loss for one so young. You've put
up walls to protect you from harm but by doing
so, you cut yourself off from new opportunities,
new adventures. You must say yes to every
opportunity that comes your way.
Joey: So what about my future?
Madame: What do you want to know?
Joey: What's going to happen?
Madame: You'll come to a fork in the road. You'll
have to choose which path to take.
Joey: Well, how will I know which to choose?
Madame: You will be safe if you follow your
heart.
Joey: Anything else?
Madame: A tall, dark man will come into your
life.
Joey: (happy) When?
Madame: Soon.
Cut to Dawson walking with Miss Kennedy
Miss Kennedy: So when do I get to see this
cinematic masterpiece of yours?
Dawson: How did you know I made a movie?
Miss Kennedy: Your father brags about you in the
faculty room.
Dawson: Oh, God...
Miss Kennedy: Your father says that you're going
to be one of the next great filmmakers of our
time.
Dawson: Mitch tends to exaggerate.
Miss Kennedy: Really? You mean because he's
already rented a tux for the Oscars?
Dawson: Oh, shoot me now, please.
Miss Kennedy: Well, if you're not going to show
it to me, at least tell me what it's about.
Dawson: It's a romance.
Miss Kennedy: Really? Something else we have in
common. I'm writing a romantic comedy for
Columbia.
Dawson: I know..I heard. I know I'm going to
sound like a naive film geek for saying this, but
you being here has really given me a lot of hope.
I mean, you grew up in a small town like this.
It's just being a filmmaker has always been like
this impossible dream that--it's just the fact
that you're here, that really kind of inspired
me. I don't know. I just wanted to say that.
Miss Kennedy: Do I make you nervous?
Dawson: No. Nah. It's just--I don't know, I guess
I'm a little intimidated by you.
Miss Kennedy: Sometimes people mistake my
ambition for arrogance. It's just that when I
first started out, I had to do it on my own. I
guess it just kind of toughens the exterior.
Dawson: Yeah...
Miss Kennedy: I should have guessed your film was
a love story.
Dawson: Really? Why'd you think that?
Miss Kennedy: You have quite the romantic spirit,
Dawson Leery.
Cut to Jack and Joey walking back towards the
art exhibit.
Joey: Five bucks to tell me a tall, dark stranger
was going to come into my life.
Jack: And hopefully he's a Leo, not a Frank,
right?
Joey: I can't believe I spent five of my hard,
and I mean hard earned, cash to hear that--
Joey is stopped when a tall, dark man who's been
looking at her paintings interrupts.
Colin: Excuse me? Are these yours?
Jack looks at Joey and Joey tries to talk, but
just nods.
Colin: These are quite good. Hi. I'm Colin
Manchester.
Joey: Hi.
Colin: (looks at Jack and back at Joey) Well,
good work.
Colin walks off. Jack hits Joey playfully on the
arm.
Jack: Let me get this straight. Your destiny
walks up to you, introduces himself, and you send
him packing? You can really turn on the Ice Queen
comments when you want to.
Joey: What? Jack, I'm not looking for a
boyfriend, anyway. I'm looking for myself, my
future.
Jack: Well, maybe he's a sign. A sign to get that
pre-millenium, no strings, no commitment kiss?
Come on, the guy has experience. I mean, take a
chance. Have an adventure.
Joey: That's what the fortune teller said to do.
To say yes to every opportunity that crosses my
path.
Jack: And throw conscious to the wind. Come on.
Go talk to him.
Cut to Jen helping Grams set up a booth with
quilts and other decorations.
Grams: I appreciate your help, Jen. I know that
you must have better things to do.
Jen: (laughs) The funny thing is, Grams, that I
don't.
Grams: Are you sure you can't work things out
with that nice, young man Ty?
Jen: Nope. Sorry. Looks like we're both destined
to see the future as single women, Grams.
Grams: Ohh...
Jen is folding a quilt and she looks over at a
booth and the old guy at it is looking at Grams.
Jen: Grams, Grams, don't look now, but that guy
over there at that booth is totally checking you
out.
Grams: Oh, don't be silly. Someone checking me
out, the very idea!
Jen: No, I swear to God, he's coming over here
right now!
The old guy, Whit Hupley, walks up.
Whit: Evelyn Ryan! Whit Hupley.
Grams: Lord in Heavens, I thought you were dead.
Jen: (under her breath) Great pick-up line..
Whit: Look at you. It must be...30 years.
Grams: Has it been that long?
Whit: Look, why don't we have dinner together
tonight and catch up on old times.
Grams: Oh, no! Really. I-I-I-couldn't, but thank
you, really, Whit.
Whit: Well, if you change your mind, you know
where I'm at.
He walks away.
Grams: What?
Jen: He's very sexy. Grams! I saw the look in his
eyes. He was having impure thoughts about you.
Grams: Oh, stop it! Stop that talk right now.
Cut to Joey looking at photographs on an
exhibit. She turns the corner where Colin is.
Joey: You know your work is really quite
remarkable.
Colin: Thank you.
Joey: Joey. Joey Potter.
Colin: Can I buy you a cup of hot chocolate Joey
Potter?
Joey: That would be lovely. Thank you.
Colin: Cool. Let's go.
He walks ahead of her and she turns around and
smiles and Jack and he smiles back and she
follows him. Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy in a
room. Dawson's looking at the rolls of film.
Dawson: This is incredible. You've got Charlie
Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Harry Leningdon, where'd
you get these?
Miss Kennedy: I had them sent down from the
Boston archives. You really are a true film buff,
aren't you?
Dawson: Oh, obsessed, actually. No one's ever
understood my tunnel vision. It used to bother me
but now, I don't care. Nothing really else
matters.
Miss Kennedy: Yeah, I can relate, I'm pretty
obsessive about my writing. I think it shows in
my work, as I'm sure it does yours.
Dawson: Um, speaking of my work, I was wondering
if you would...
Miss Kennedy: Watch your film. I thought you'd
never ask.
Cut to Joey walking with Colin.
Joey: My mother was an artist and one of my first
memories of my life was her all covered in paint
with this serene look on her face. But I just
recently began taking lessons.
Colin: Wanna sit?
Joey: Sure.
They sit down on a bench.
Colin: Look, please don't take this the wrong
way, but are you even aware of how unbelievably
beautiful you are?
Joey: You know you're an incredibly photographer,
when did you start taking pictures?
Colin: I don't know. I can't remember. I've
always been fascinated with faces. How
differently they appear in certain light and I
made a discovery that there are a few faces that
can exute a million different emotions at once.
That you can stare at for hours like a work of
art.
Joey: So you're a freshman at the Art Institute?
Colin: Joey, you have the most unbelievably
sentuous lips. Kind of like Carol Lindbargh's.
Joey laughs.
Colin: Look, this may be way out of line, but do
you think there's any way I could--do you think
it would be possible that I could--
Joey: Yes?
Colin: Photograph you?
Joey: (disappointed) Sure.
Cut to Jen looking at a clothespin with a bow on
it.
Jen: What is this?
Grams: It's a decorative clothespin to put on
open potato chip bags.
Jen: Of course it is. Grams, he's coming over
again and if he asks you to dinner, say yes.
Whit's back carrying a rose.
Whit: I won't take no for an answer. You wouldn't
make an old man eat alone.
Grams: Actually, I would. Alright, alright,
dinner.
Whit: Great. Yeah, I'll meet you here at 8
o'clock.
He turns around to leave but turns back and
hands Grams the rose. He walks off. Grams turns
around and her face falls.
Jen: Grams? What? What's the matter?
Grams shakes her head no.
Jen: If it makes you feel guilty about Gramps,
then it shouldn't. I know he'd want you to go on
with your life.
Grams: No, it's--
Jen: What? What is it?
Grams: That part of my life is over. There are
certain things that you have to say goodbye to. I
mean, look at me. I graduated from high school
with Whit Hupley, and I look old enough to be his
mother.
Jen: You know, I think it's time to introduce you
to some wonderful women that I know.
Grams: Who?
Jen: Miss Clairol and Este Lauder.
Cut to Pacey in a police outfit in a huge
doghouse with the Skippy puppet on his hand and
his other hand over his mouth to cover up him
talking for Skippy.
Pacey: (gruff voice) Remember, kids, Captain
Skippy says never talk to strangers, always wear
your safety belt, and memorize your address and
phone number.
Kid: Captain Skippy, you're a great big, smelly
jerk!
Pacey: (gruff voice) I know you are but what am
I.
Kid: (mocking) I know you are but what am I.
Pacey: I know you are but what am I. (gruff
voice) And now, Skippy takes big nap. Bye-bye.
Cut to Andie at the fortune teller. She's
holding her hand to examine her palm.
Andie: So what do you see?
Madame Zenovich looks up with fear and wind
blows the candle out. Cut to Pacey walking
towards Andie coming out of Madame Zenovich's.
Pacey: (gruff voice) Hey, Andie, you won't
believe it. (He notices she's upset) Hey. What
happened? What's wrong?
Andie: Nothing, um, I'm fine. I'm just going to
go for a walk.
She walks off and Pacey stares after her. Cut to
Joey going to sit down by Jack at a picnic
table.
Jack: Hey, what happened?
Joey: He wants to take my picture for his photo
collection. He's a freshman at the Art Institute.
Jack: Where?
Joey: Community Arts Building. I guess there's
some costumes and stuff backstage.
Jack: What do you know about this guy?
Joey: Nothing. And I don't want to know about
him. I don't want to know if he has a girlfriend
or a foot fetish or a wrap sheet. And he doesn't
know anything about Joey Potter, waitress
extraordinare. He's an artist. He's different.
He's life-experienced. Maybe I'll learn something
from him.
Jack: What? The art of french kissing?
Joey: It's not about that, Jack! It's about
expanding my horizons. I'm having an adventure.
I'm having fun.
Jack: And I'm going with you.
Joey: Jack!
Jack: No, there's no arguments! This guy could be
a tall, dark psychopath.
Cut to Dawson and Miss Kennedy watching Dawson's
movie.
Devon (aKa Sammy): I'm not in love with him. He's
my best friend. You. You are some baracuda who
needs someone to keep her bed warm.
Abby (aKa Kim): You don't even know the first
thing about me! And before you make me into the
role of the wicked temptress who's trying to
seduce your non-boyfriend at least get your facts
straight! I told you I am a virgin!
Devon (aKa Sammy): Oh, please, we Creeksiders may
be provincial but we're not stupid.
Cut to Jen's house. She's coloring Grams' hair.
Jen: Now, Grams, this is the 90s and women today
have to protect themselves. You do have
contraceptives, don't you?
Grams: (starts to get up from the sink) That's
it. I'm not going.
Jen: Oh, I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Get back here.
I predict that this will be an evening filled
with old-fashioned romance. Anyways, Whit seems
like a really cool guy. I'm sure he has Trojans
in his wallet.
Grams mouth drops open. Cut to Joey looking at
outfits at the Community Arts place.
Joey: So...what should I wear?
Colin: You can wear anything you want. Just think
of this as a chance for you to try on a different
side of your personality. You know how do you
want to see yourself?
Jack: This one. Right here. This is it.
He's pointing to a black feathery number. Cut to
Joey standing looking unhappy while the camera
flashes.
Joey: I feel like a drag queen.
Jack: You look great.
Colin: Alright, loosen up now, Joey. Now give me
a little bit of attitude. Attitude.
Joey is moving her black feather boa around and
making different faces.
Jack: Yes!
Colin: Yes! Excellent! Alright, you're a Madonna,
strutting herself on stage.
Joey flings the boa over her shoulder and
smiles.
Colin: Good! Keep that up! Alright, Marilyn
Monroe singing "Happy Birthday" to JFK.
Joey turns around and looks over her shoulder
and smiles.
Colin: Excellent! Yes!
Jack: You're the ghost of Catherine and you're
waiting for Heathcliff at the end of Wuthering
Heights!
Colin: Good one.
Jack: Thanks.
Colin: God, she's beautiful. Are you two just
friends?
Jack: Yeah, just friends.
Colin: Good. Excellent, Joey. Give me one more of
those.
Cut to Joey in a new outfit: a leopard coat over
a black outfit, posing in numerous ways.
Colin: That's it! That's it, Joey!
She's sitting on the edge of a chair.
Colin: Now, come down.
She slides down to where she's sitting sideways
in the chair. Cut to Joey in a new outfit. It's
suspenders with a shirt under them and a hat on.
The first picture she has a rose between her
teeth. One picture she takes one of the
suspenders off.
Colin: That's it, Joey! That's it. You are
fabulous! I can not wait to get these developed!
They hug
Joey: Thank you.
As they were hugging Joey signaled Jack to
leave. They stop.
Colin: You are one diva.
They stand there for a minute, Joey's obviously
wanting a kiss, but Colin walks away. Cut to Jen
going through Gram's clothes.
Jen: No, nope, no, no, no, definitely not, nope.
Cut to a timelapse and Jen is finishing up the
makeup on Grams.
Jen: Grams, dating is just like riding a buck.
All you have to do is get back on. (she turns her
towards the mirror) Believe me, when he takes one
look at you, he won't want to do much talking.
Cut to Pacey at the Winter Fair. He walks up to
a table where Madame Zenovich is.
Madame: You should come to see me, young man, and
get your fortune told for only five dollar.
Pacey: Just curious, when somebody comes to get
their fortune told, why can't you just say
something nice? Something reassuring? Because I
gurantee you that's what they want to hear.
Madame: Then that would not be the truth. If one
asks for the truth, they must hear the answer.
Pacey: Well, I'm not asking.
Madame: I think I will tell you anyway. I see a
young man that wears a mask that is not his own.
To the world he is strong and confident, but
beneath the mask is a little boy. Afraid of the
world, afraid of everything. He knows that
everything he has is lying on a deck of cards.
Even the tiniest gust of wind could knock it all
down.
Pacey gets up and walks away. Cut to Joey
leaving and she's walking by Colin.
Colin: There's something I wanted to--Nah, forget
it. It was nothing.
Joey: What?
Colin: There's something I wanted to--
Joey: Yes?
Colin: Is your friend Jack dating anyone?
Cut to Joey back at the art exhibit with Jack.
Jack: So, what happened?
Joey: Well, he probably would have thrown me on
the ground and made passionate love to me if--
Jack: If?
Joey: He wasn't gay.
Jack: What?
Joey: He compared me to Madonna and Marilyn
Monroe, talk about your red flags.
Jack: What?
Joey: He's gay. As in three-dollar bill.
Jack: You're kidding me.
Joey: No. And Jack...you really need to develop
some gaydar.
Jack: Yeah...and I hear they're giving a training
class on that down at the community center!
Joey: I'm sorry. I'm new at this.
Jack: You? What about me? People look at me like
I'm about to start tap-dancing to Bette Midler
albums.
Joey: Well, this should cheer you up. It turns
out a tall, dark stranger's coming into your
life.
Jack: What?
Joey: He wanted to meet you after the fair so I
told him you'd meet him at the fire at 11.
Jack: You what?! Why?!
Joey: Because he's nice, he's smart, he's
attractive. What's your problem? Go out with him!
Jack: Look, just because there's a second
homosexual in Capeside, it doesn't mean that I'm
obligated to go out with him, Joey!
Cut to the movie finishing while Miss Kennedy
and Dawson were watching it.
Dawson: So, what'd you think?
Miss Kennedy: It's fine.
Dawson: Fine?
Miss Kennedy nods.
Dawson: Come on, your opinion is really important
to me. I really want to learn so..
Miss Kennedy: You want my honest opinion?
Dawson: Yeah, don't hold back.
Miss Kennedy: Are you sure you want the truth?
Dawson: (hesitant) Yeah...
Miss Kennedy: Okay, then I'm not going to
sugarcoat it, Dawson. I think your film is
completely uninspired. I mean the production line
is flat, the storyline is non-existent, even your
dialogue is not believable.
Dawson: It needs more work, I know that.
Miss Kennedy: It lacks emotion of any kind and
sends no message to the audience.
Dawson: If I cut the B storyline?
Miss Kennedy: It won't help. It's a proposterous
soap opera about a bunch of teenagers who talk
too much. I mean, we've seen it before. All that
self-aware, self-referential, hyperboles, filled
with cliches that are disguised as send-ups. It
actually borders on plagerism.
Dawson: This is only my second film though. I'm
still learning.
Miss Kennedy: Look, Hollywood's tough. They don't
hand out rejection with a box of chocolates. It's
real, it's harsh, and it hurts. You're sweet,
Dawson, and you're just the type of person
Hollywood eats for breakfast. And it would break
my heart to see that happen to you.
Dawson: Thank you for your honesty.
Miss Kennedy: I'm sorry Dawson.
Cut to Jack sitting down by Joey and handing her
a cup of hot chocolate.
Joey: Thanks.
Jack: I'm sorry, Joey. I overreacted. I know that
I should be moving forward with this whole sexual
identity but the truth is I'm just not ready. Not
yet.
Joey: Well, we've got a whole lifetime of
adventures ahead of us, right? Plenty of time for
romance.
Jack kisses her on the forehead.
Jack: Plenty of time to be kissed. Come here.
They snuggle up together. Cut to Dawson walking
sadly at the fair. He spots Miss Kennedy getting
into a car with his dad. They drive off. Dawson
spots Joey selling one of her pieces of art to a
guy and his daughter. Dawson smiles. Then Jack
runs up to Joey and they hug about it. Dawson's
face falls and he walks on. Cut to Pacey sitting
next to Andie by the fire.
Pacey: Alright, Andie, tell me what happened.
Andie: I just wanted to know that things would
get better but they're not. She said the troubles
of my past are only a preview of what's to come.
I need to know that the worst is behind me,
Pacey, because I don't know if I can take anymore
unhappiness.
Pacey: Andie? How can you take the word of a five
dollar carnie seriously. Your future is going to
be so bright and so magnificent that it's going
to be off the scale. There's no measure for how
wonderful your life is going to turn out.
Andie: I wish that I could believe that.
Pacey: You don't have to. I'll believe it for
you.
Pacey kisses her hand and they sit by the fire.
Cut to Joey walking towards Colin by the fire.
Joey: Hey. Colin? I'm sorry but Jack isn't coming
and I really didn't have any right to accept for
him.
Colin: Ah, it's alright.
Joey: Are you okay?
Colin: What? This? Yeah.
Joey: Are you sure?
Colin: Actually, I'm on the proverbial rebound. I
just broke up with someone and, um, we were
friends a long time before that but now I don't
have the relationship or the friend. I guess I
was just trying to fill a void.
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Colin: Yeah.
Joey: Why did the two of you break up?
Colin: You know, at the time, I could think of
about a million reasons, but now I can't think of
any. Does that make any sense?
Joey: Yeah, uh, more than you could imagine.
Colin: You know, sometimes I wish I wasn't in
such a big hurry to move forward, there just
comes a point when it's impossible to go back.
He kisses her on the cheek.
Colin: Goodnight!
Cut to Jen walking around. She spots Grams.
Jen: Grams? Grams? What's the matter, Grams?
Where's Whit?
Grams: Oh, his wife wasn't feeling well so he had
to cancel.
Jen: His wife?
Grams: Mm-hm.
Jen: I'm so sorry. I should never have pushed you
into going out with him.I had no idea. Are you
okay?
Grams: I'm fine.
Jen: I feel like crap.
Grams: Well, you shouldn't. You did something
wonderful for me today. Ever since your
grandfather died, I assumed I'd done all the
living I was meant to do but now I realize I
can't live in the past. I need to open up to new
people, new friends.
Jen: Do you ever--Do you ever get afraid of
facing the future alone?
Grams: Oh, sometimes.
Jen: Me too.
Cut to Dawson walking to Madame Zanovich as
she's closing.
Dawson: Five dollars, right?
Madame: I'm closed.
Dawson: You're closed. Of course you are. I'm
sorry. I already practically know what my future
is anyways. Dawson Leery is destined to live a
life of misery and die loveless, friendless, and
in complete obscurity.
Madame: Dare not the spirits for they are
powerful and unforgiving. (She sits down next to
him and pulls out her deck of cards and takes
one). Ah, the Lovers. Very interesting. A
soulmate walks into your path, one you have none
for many a lifetime before this one. She knows
you well. She sees into your soul. She feels your
pain.
Dawson: She blew me off.
Madame: No. She's here. She's around you.
Dawson: Then why do I keep losing her?
Madame: That which is lost can not be found
again.
Dawson looks up at the sky and then reaches for
his wallet.
Dawson: Thanks.
He turns to pay her but she's gone. Cut to
Dawson standing in his room staring at the model
of Capeside. He gets up and he makes half of it
fly across the room and hit the wall. Cut to Joey
staring up at Dawson's house through his window,
but she doesn't see Dawson. Cut to Dawson, trying
to call Joey, nobody's home. Cut to Joey turning
away from Dawson's and rowing back towards her
house. Cut back to Dawson sitting by his window
and clutching his knees. Cut to Joey walking
towards her house. There's a man standing at her
door.
Joey: Who's there?
The man turns around and it's Mr. Potter.
Joey: Daddy?
END