Old DJ MIA/New DJ MIA
President Bush:
OLD DJ MIA: Bumbling fool with high ratings...but are they just inflated because of the war?
NEW DJ MIA: Don't forget the mistakes of the father...
Cuba:
OLD DJ MIA: A beautiful island get-a-way with a psycho as President
NEW DJ MIA: President needs to go, his human rights viloations are the only breezes I feel now!
Carl Rove
OLD DJ MIA: Republican mastermind...without him, Bush is Baseball Commish now!
NEW DJ MIA: Mastermind pulls of huge Convention coup!
Hillary Clinton:
OLD DJ MIA: All's quiet on the war front.
NEW DJ MIA: Will her book net over 8 million?? Only the Republicans can tell!
Bill Clinton:
OLD DJ MIA: Where are you?
NEW DJ MIA: Politics always gets him out of hiding
IRS
OLD DJ MIA: New age of "niceness."
NEW DJ MIA: Bush's tax men crack down on working poor while turning blind eye to offshore fat cats. Typical.
OLD DJ MIA: Forgot you even existed on the planet
NEW DJ MIA: D's lose a big chance to make a statement/FONT>
Napster and Friends
OLD DJ MIA: Damn Metallica!
NEW DJ MIA: Judge rules that file-sharing services don't break the law. Students pull MP3 all-nighters: Downloadpalooza!
Bill O'Rielly:
OLD DJ MIA: How long can this last?
NEW DJ MIA: My radio show drew more listeners...he is now on a sinking ship...even Rush laughs!
The St. Augustine Record
OLD DJ MIA: 100 Years of Pubic (sic) Service
NEW DJ MIA: Thank God for the Internet and real news!
Vouchers:
OLD DJ MIA: NO, NO, NO
NEW DJ MIA: Told ya
IRAQ WAR
OLD DJ MIA: First, WMD, then Saddam must go, then AL Quida connection...then Free Iraqi's....
NEW DJ MIA: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!/FONT>
MSNBC
OLD DJ MIA: Nice speeches!
NEW DJ MIA: HARDBALL!
Bill Richardson:
OLD DJ MIA: First Hispanic President
NEW DJ MIA: It is called a balanced budget...look into it.
The Democratic Party
OLD DJ MIA: Still unsure of what is going on
NEW DJ MIA: It is always fun to be the "minority.".
REPUBLICAN PARTY:
OLD DJ MIA: Trying to make inroads.
NEW DJ MIA: Hate will kill you in the end
Donnie Taylor:
OLD DJ MIA: Hardheaded, fireeater
NEW DJ MIA: Run, Donnie, Run