The socks aren't darned, dinner is burned
The dog has fleas -- and my friends feel spurned.

The garden is ready, it's time to plant
But right this moment, I really can't.

'HTML'and close that tag
Farther behind I seem to lag.

I'm clicking and linking and all that stuff
Life on the internet is really tough.

Send and receive and check eMail
"Come to bed" I hear them wail.

St. Peter may be waiting at the Golden Gate,
I hate to disappoint him -- but I'm gonna be late.

But, bottom line, what can I say,
My computer has me hooked everyday!