"Today I will gladly share my experience and advice,
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
"A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem."
"My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!"
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
"Forget the health food. I need all of the preservatives I can get."
"My mind not only wanders...sometimes it leaves completely."
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