"I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper
and complain."
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear
heavy breathing again."
"As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can get
in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
"Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce."
"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man
it's deductible."
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he
will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'till noon."
"I have not yet begun to procrastinate."
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