Brad Crawford
"How miserable. Not being able to see the future. All you can do is move around in a dark cloud."
-Crawford, episode 13
Name : Brad CrawfordAge : 27
Nationality : American
(Yay. Usually in anime, they usually make Americans really stupid..so I'm happy we finally have a normal representative..well..he is sorta a cold blooded evil assassin..but he's a really smart cold blooded evil assassin!)
Likes : ...Working? He is a workaholic
Dislikes : Anything that's unnecessary(like how Schuldig wanted to mess with Weiß's mind instead of just killing them OR the whole Schreient deal)
Ability : Seeing the Future
Seiyuu : Okiayu Ryuutarou
Omi : This is the leader of Schwarz, Brad Crawford. You better just call him Crawford, I wouldn't want to get this guy mad ^o^!
Megumi-chan : Yikes, just look at that evil-y smile! He's *so* creepy!
Crawford : What was that?
Megumi-chan : *sweatdrop* Nothing! I didn't say anything! Heh...heh..::cowers in the corner staring nervously in Crawford's direction::
Miyako-chan : ::Miyako-chan pops out of nowhere and hugs Crawford! In other words, saving Megumi-chan from a cruel and unusual death:: Brad!!
Crawford : I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!! My name is Crawford.
Miyako-chan : Sure Crawford-kun!! Me love you!!
Crawford : It's CRAWFORD! Not Crawford-kun! And I don't like you! If you didn't own this website I would vicously slaughter you, however I can not do that because then there would be one less Schwarz shrine out there in the web, and there's so few already! So instead I will use you just like we used those other brain-dead girls, Schreient, and dispose of you when the time is right! One day Schwarz shrines will dominate the internet world, muhahahhaha!
Omi : *grumble* Not likely, buddy! Just try and beat Weiß Communications!
Crawford : What was that?
Omi : Eep! ::hides behind Megumi-chan:: Nothing!
Miyako-chan : Anyway, right now I wanna talk about--
Crawford : *groan* Must you ramble on about my fashion sense? I would like to to be taken seriously for once!
Miyako-chan : Whoa, how'd ya know I was about to gush about your oh-so-nice looking suits?
Crawford : Arg, why do I have to repeatedly explain that I see into the future?
Megumi-chan : Ah yes, Crawford's special ability. He sees various 'glimpses' into the future at random moments.
This helps him out because he can ususally know ahead of time if a crazed Aya-kun will make an 
vattempt to kill Mister Takatori (as Crawford calls him). He also knows when to dodge blows while fighting, which has saved his ass several times, no doubt! Not a bad ability to have, no?
Miyako-chan : Yep not to mention he has the ability to look sooo good all the time.
Crawford: *Groan* Nobody ever appreciates my keen intellect and my soft, playful side, all they ever see is my shockingly good looks and stylish armani suits. I feel like I piece of meat! *Weeps* I need love too!
Miyako-chan :
Uh...anyway maybe we should get off this obviously sensitive and controversial topic..
Megumi-chan : Yeh, that would be a very good idea! Crawford is the leader of Schwarz, the 'Aya' of the group.
Crawford : Ha! As if I have anything in common with that guy! Do I look like some pathetic guy with a woman's name and one ugly dangly earring, obsessing over little girl in a coma? Please, I don't mope and brood like that pathetic fool. I get even with the world and society...Bawahhahahhaha!
Megumi-chan : Uh..yeh..anyway, I suppose he does make a good leader because he is very to-the-point, and doesn't like messing around. He gets the job done as quickly and efficiently as possible. He despises distractions that get in the way of Schwarz's main goal, like Weiß and Schreient. That's the reason he opposed Nagi and Tot's relationship..and he does something so unforgivable to adorable Nagi in episode 21...I can never forgive him that child abuser!
Miyako-chan : He just knocked some sense into him!
Crawford : *Shrug* I do what's necessary.
Megumi-chan : *Points her finger at him* You're an awful, evil man! Evil! And very manipulative, he uses people and pretends to be their allies,and then stabs them in the back at their weakest moment. I would never trust this guy! NEVER!
Crawford : *Rolls his eyes* Geez, you're so dramatic! Just because I plan to kill you as soon as there is a sufficient amount of Schwarz shrines out there on the web doesn't mean you have to act so suspicous!
Megumi-chan : *sarcastic* Well, if I didn't trust you before, I sure do now! Anyway, Crawford's a workaholic, he doesn't like fun, he hates it. Infact if you look in his dictionary, you'll see he repeatedly crossed the definition of 'fun' out!
Miyako-chan : Really?
Megumi-chan : Well...no...but he sure isn't the life of the party! Anyway, he also does all the deals for Schwarz, meaning he pretty muchs represents them and does the talking for them to important people like Takatori and that evil lawyer guy that Omi-kun hated. That makes sense though, I mean, would you rather have Farfarello represent you? I don't even wanna think about that...
Omi : Eek! I think we all agree on that! That is about it on Crawford!
