Things You'll Never Hear on Weiss
Aya : This one's free of charge!
Omi : Let's be naughty for once!
Crawford : But that's wrong
Farfie : Let's look at this logically...
Sakura : Aya...you're boring!
Yohji : *Groan* I hate when we have to protect millionare lingerie models.
Chen : It's whats on the inside that counts
Nagi : Crawford...bite me!
Schuldich : Can you guys be serious for just one second?
Persia : You must dress as women and penetrate the corrupt undergound cross-dressing empire...
Aya-chan : Boy, am I tired!
Takatori : Family comes first.
Tot : Stop being so immature!
Crawford : God Schuldich, you're so insensitive ! *Weep*
Why Schwarz is Cooler than Weiss!
Schwarz is all multi-cultural, Weiss is Japanese (like that hasn't been done in anime, j/k!).
Schwarz has special powers.
Schwarz hides out in some funky space-y looking room, Weiss chills in a flower shop.
Schwarz works for an underground organization of the evilest people in the world, Esset. Weiss works for Momoe-san.
Schwarz is a mystery, but we know every freaking detail about each of Weiss' members angst-filled lives.
Nagi dates an umbrella-weilding female assassin from Schreient...Omi dates Ouka.
When Schwarz gets bored, they kill their bosses.
No one from Weiss gets to wear an eyepatch.
All I need to Know in Life I Learned From Weiss....
~Your soulmate will most likely be, or strongly resemble, your sister.
~Heels were made to be worn with socks.
~Unusually genki people are usually kidnap victims suffering from amnesia.
~Magic Bus Hospital offers the best medical plan.
~Stay AWAY from one-eyed scarred pyschopaths.
~If your boyfriend's 5 o'clock shadow is seeming unusually heavy, he's probably turning into a monster.
~Suitable punishment for careless blunders include beating the offender with a golf club.
~Lawyers are evil..EVIL!
~Americans are even MORE evil than lawyers (Crawford).
~When sexy German men tell you to trust them, just say NO.
~Senior citizens have united and plan to take over Japan any minute, our only chance is to send them all away to nursing homes at once!
~Real friends don't kill other friend's girlfriends.
~Just because a girl stalks you and alters her apperance to resemble your sister, doesn't mean you can't still enjoy and healthy and happy relationship ^_^.
~The best place to find cute guys is your local flower shop.
~Chess is a deadly, deadly game.
~The best way to get rid of unwanted stress is to run over your enemy with an 18 wheeler...or buy one of those stress ball thingys, whichevers more convienent.
~Drink tap : bottled water KILLS.
~If she says her name ain't Asuka, then it isn't Asuka! Just let it go!