Schuldig
"Did you know? People's feelings taste like honey."
-Schuldig, episode 12
Name : Schuldig (pronounced: Schuldich)
Name Meaning : Guilty
Age : 22
Nationality : German
Likes : Playing with peoples thoughts and emotions(especially Omi and Aya's)
Dislikes : When Takatori hits him repeatedly with a golf club
(Can you blame him?)
Ability : He can see what you're thinking and move really quickly
Seiyuu : Midorikawa Hikaru
Omi : Everyone clear your minds right now because this next guy's going to read them whether you like it or not! This is Schuldig!
Megumi-chan : Schuldig! He's makes being evil...so fun! While Miyako-chan was busy drooling over Nagi-kun, I realized how cool Schuldich was!
Miyako-chan : Hey I like Schuldig, he's so funny!
Omi : Funny?!?! He's evil and I hate him! *pout*
Megumi-chan : Aw! Omi's all angry at him because he messed around with his and Ouka-chan's mind! It's ok Omi-kun, we all know
Schuldig is a bad, bad man! *shakes her finger at Schuldig* Bad!!!
Schuldich : Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I suck cuz I'm evil and not 'kawaii' like Omi-chan over here. Can we do this webpage thing quickly because nothing could be more boring.
Omi : *glare* They'll take as long as they want to!
Schuldig : *looks innocent* Hey, I was just looking out for you! You're a pretty busy guy, I just wanted to help out...I figured you had things to do, flowers to
deliver, family members to kill...that sort of thing.
Omi : Oh yeah? Well...you're just jealous...cuz...you can't get away with wearing pink shirts like I
can!! *Sticks out his tongue*
Schuldig : *Rolls his eyes* Whatever..
Miyako-chan : Ok, that's enough, we do actually have to give
some accurate info on our buddy Schuldig here.
Megumi-chan : Hai, that is the main goal here! Schuldig is the best character of Schwarz...in my opinion! He's not just a
boring, mean average villan, he has fun with being evil!
Miyako-chan : Yeah! He just loves messing with Ouka's, Omi's, and Sakura's minds!
Megumi-chan : Yep, you'll usually find him pretending to be your ally, when really he's just lying to and using you. And for some reason...we still can't get enough of this guy!
Miyako-chan : Yep, Crawford always has to yell at him because he always withholding information from the rest of Schwarz so he can have some personal fun.
Megumi-chan : Just like the time he refused to tell them Weiß's identies when he knew them, because he wanted them to be his victims! Of course, he usually lets Farfarello in on his plans, because he's his buddy! You always see those two together, because Schuldig wouldn't want to hang out with the serious Crawford and Nagi, he finds Farfarello's insane nature amusing. Both of them enjoy fighting and hurting people, while Nagi 
usually isn't even involved in that stuff, and Crawford sees it as just business.
Miyako-chan : I think Schuldig probably likes corrupting Nagi-kun and teaching him his evil ways! But enough about that...let's talk about his fighting abilities!
He usually wields a gun when fighting against Weiß...
Megumi-chan : Yep, of course he can also hear peoples thoughts and control their minds, as well as move incredibly fast, which makes it easy for him to dodge blows and sneak up behind his opponents. A serious downside of his ability to read your thoughts is he can't really control it. Meaning, he's always hearing people's thoughts all the time, even when he doesn't want to. You can imagine how frustrating it is to always hear other peoples voices in your head. He once said it's hard to distingush between his thoughts and other people's thoughts. Maybe thats another reason why he likes Farfarello, because I'm sure his thoughts are always entertaining, and he always says what's on his mind. It must be pretty annoying working with someone like Crawford, who says one thing, but is really planning the exact opposite in his head. Schuldig has breifly mentioned to Farfarello how his ability is a burden to him at times.
Miyako-chan : Aw, poor Schuldig! Not all people's thoughts taste like honey, eh?
Schuldig : Hey, if you had to hear about how 'mellow-mellow' Megumi-chan gets when she sees Omi-chan in his stupid pink ski hat, you'd wanna kill yourself too!
Megumi-chan : *Blush* Urusai! You're lying you...big stupid liar!
Schuldig : Ha! I never told a lie in my life.
Megumi-chan : Omi-kun don't believe him!
Miyako-chan : Hahaha! You know it's true! Hahaha!
Schuldig : *Raise an eyebrow* You should talk, I'm not even going to repeat what you think about Crawford because quite frankly..it scares even me.
Miyako-chan : Heh...anyway, as I was saying, yes Megumi-chan, I agree with you...Schuldig is a big stupid liar!
Megumi-chan : NOW you agree with me! I don't need your support anymore! Anyway, we're about done here, the moral of this bio is Schuldig is a bad, evil man...but that doesn't mean we don't love him!
Omi : That's it!! Bye!
