Pimpin' Yohji

"It's ok...No matter how long I wait, she's not coming."
-Yohji(about Asuka), episode 9

Name : Kudou Yohji
Code Name : Balinese
Likes : Women
Dislikes : Men
(Hm..does Yohji find the need to point this out because he has insecurities with his sexuality? Maybe he should stop wearing those baby-tees...)
Blood Type : AB
Height : 182 CM
Image Flower : Cattleya
Birthday : March 3rd
(That's the day after my birthday, yay!)
Seiyuu : Shinichirou Miki
(Yes! He does James from Pokemons voice! I love James! He's so kawaii hehe! But his voice in the American version is so dorky)
Appearance :

You want me. Don't deny it.

Schuldig : This next guy thinks he's a hit with the women and thinks he's good enough to be my opponent. Yohji Kudou
Omi :Yohji-kun, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
Yohji :Well, I am a twenty-two year-old employeed car-owning single white male who enjoys brief flings at my cabin with crazy green-haired chicks and longs walks on the bea--
Ken : This isn't the personals, Yohji! Megumi-chan, why don't you take over?
Megumi-chan : Sure! At first, I *really* did not like Yohji...at all.
Yohji : Geeh, thanks Megumi-chan o_º
Megumi-chan : Well, if you'd let me finish...Yohji grows on you slowly, despite his frighteningly fruity midriff baring tanks and cheesy pick up lines. He's fun and amusing, and you know you'd much rather hang with him than say..Aya!
Yohji : Well, that's a given. You just don't like me because I'm not Omi-kun. What do all the girls see in him?
Ken : Hm, jealous Yohji?
Yohji : What do I care? They're all under 18 anyway. Besides, I don't see any girls hanging off you!
Ken : Well, I'm just too busy with soccer and...uh..assassinating people to have a girlfriend right now!
Yohji : Yeah, whatever!
Ken : Alright! You and me! Right now! Let's go!
Omi : Ken-kun! Yohji-kun...not in the shop! Watch out for the flowers!
Ken : Omi-kun...aren't you gonna stop us?
Omi : Hey, it's not my job to control the two of you! Everytime I turn around, Yohji is harrassing some poor girl, Ken is starting fights, and Aya is attempting to assassinate(without orders, I might add!) Megumi-chan! Well I am just tired of it! Now Miyako-chan, get back to Yohji-kun's bio before these two destroy the shop!
Seducing another unsuspecting female Miyako-chan : Thank you, Omi-kun. Now about Yohji-kun..he's the playboy of the group, but has a rule that the girls have to be OVER 18 years of age, at least that's his excuse...hehe.
Yohji : HEY!!! what's that suppose to mean!?!?!
Omi : She's just saying that since the school girls are all over ME..and don't go for old guys like you!! haha!
Ken : OMI-KUN! That's not like you. Your voice seems different?!?
Omi : That's because..i'M nOt oMi-KuN!!!::rips off Omi disguise to reveal.....::
Megumi-chan : OH MY GOD!!!!!! It's...AYA-KUN!!!!!!
Aya : ::whips out his katana, and raises it in the air like a raving looney!:: MEGUMI-CHAN!!!! SHI-NE!!!
Megumi-chan : AAAAHHHHHH!!! ::runs off screaming with Aya-kun chasing after her like a big dork::
Miyako-chan : Well, that was freaky. Did anyone expect that to happen?
Ken : Nope, not me.
Yohji : Well, I kinda expected Aya-kun to pop out and try to kill Megumi-chan. I mean..he only did every other time, but I didn't expect him to use an Omi disguise, that sick bastard!
(the real) Omi : Wow! Aya-kun must really not like her to use an Omi costume.
Schuldich : You Weiß guys are so weird!
Miyako-chan : Well guys, let's get back to Yohji info. Before he joined Weiß, he was a detective that worked with Asuka, who died during a mission. After that he joined Weiß, he feels that it's his personal duty to protect women(of all ages). He uses a wire as a weapon which is located in his watch, which I think is a pretty neat place to hide a weapon. During the day, he works in 'Kitty in the House' as a florist. Well that's all the Yoh--
Megumi-chan : Nope, that ain't all there is! A more 'deep' insight into Yohji is what I'll provide! His playboy ways with women isn't because he is carefree, like it seems. You come to realize that he is searching for the love he lost before he joined Weiß, when his old partner, Asuka, died. He is constanting hooking up with girls who look and remind him of her (Maki,'Kyoko', and he is intrigued by Neu..) to try and replace her, but he'll never be truly satisfied with the replacements. How sad, right? I told you it was gonna be deep!!! Haha Miyako-chan, like you could come up with tear-jerking info about Yohji like that! I rule!
Miyako-chan : Yeh, I admit that that was 'tear-jerking' as you sooo deeply said. But I really didn't tell everything about Yohji. Cuz fellows, I got a DARK secret about Yohji!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!
Schuldig : Secret? He finally comes out of the closet? Good for him! Well now, let's FINALLY wrap things up here.

Yohji's Relationships
Aya
Yohji : This guy takes everything so seriously! He needs to loosen upor his bad attitude is gonna get him in trouble...not everyone is as forgiving (and might I add...sexy) as I am!
Yohji and Aya...aren't exactly best friends. One's serious and dedicated and the other is a bit lazy and laid back. Anyway, the don't get along all that well. Yohji is annoyed by Aya's cold personality, and Aya isn't all too thrilled with Yohji either. Episode 20 has a lot of tension between these two boys, but we don't want to spoil it for ya. Anyway, these two are the most likely not to stay in touch if Weiß ever breaks up.
Ken
Yohji : Ken's not a bad kid. Maybe if didn't have soccer on the brain all the time he could actually get a girl.
These two are always fighting and making fun of each other, but not in a serious way. They seem like typical guy friends that love giving each other a hard time. Yohji likes to give Ken girl advice, and tells Ken to remind him to give him some good pick up lines. So they get along pretty well.
Omi
Yohji : Omi, what a funny little bishounen! All the young girls go crazy for him, it's pretty funny to watch, he gets so overwhelmed.
Yohji and Omi get along alright, but like the others guys, Yohji isn't especially close to him. Yohji likes teasing him and giving him advice, just like he does with Ken. I think he wants Omi to relax and enjoy himself more, because while he usually opposes the other guy's serious relationships, he encourages Omi to get girls. Maybe Omi kind of reminds him of himself, since he's so popular with the underage girls ^_^.