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My Tribute To George Strait
King Of Country Music

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Songs That Mention George Stait

Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

Recorded by Cledus T Judd
Written by Bill Whyte, Cledus T Judd, & Christopher Clark
Album - Did I Shave My Legs For This

Hey hoe come on lets go

Well I was born a country boy
Raised on Haggard and Strait
She was born in da hood
She sure looks good
And she thinks rap is great
So we meet in the middle
Beat box and a fiddle
Together were bad to the bone
Now I'm clogging to Snoop Doggy Dogg
And she's break dancing to Jones

Its hip hop and honky tonk
We can bust a move to a funky groove
Or a hardcore country song
Come on let's throw down
Gonna have a hoedown
Party all night long
Its hip hop and honky tonk

From outlaw country to gangsta rap
Together we's riding home
From Soul Train to Shania Twain
Wes got it going on
Yippie yi yo look at her go
Mama really knocks me out
From Jo Dee Messina to funky cold medina
That's what its all about

It's hip hop and honky tonk
We can bust a move to a funky groove
Or a hardcore country song
Come on lets throw down
Gonna have a hoedown
Party all night long
Its hip hop and honky tonk

Oh we loves the man attraction
Any ole dance will do
We like all the Jacksons
Janet, Michael, Tito, Stonewall, Jessie, Reggie, Alan too

Its hip hop and honky tonk
We can bust a move to a funky groove
Or a hardcore country song
Come on lets throw down
Gonna have a hoe down
Party all night long
Its hip hop and honky tonk

Its hip hop and honky tonk

Yeah I wanna send out a holler out
To my home boys down there at the
Scully Mully clean up shop
Ya know nails, and crumbling, and woo bow hair
Ya know I love you

Work it Cledus

Every time a country awards show comes on my TV
I'm forced to put up with some choreography
I really like She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine
But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind

So Shania put some clothes on
Stop prancin' all around
And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer Brown
Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red
But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head

Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugaloo
And I can't see Merle Haggard moon walking in his boots
Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing
But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing

So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on
Quit trying to get down
You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown
(Hey...I want to get in too)
Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl's dead
But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head

Last night I had a bad dream that country was going pop
I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot
So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that
You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat
(Hee Hee)

Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said
So if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head
If George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head

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