these are songs/poems that Dan wrote in my notebook in like 7th grade when i thought he was really scary and stupid

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BEN (to the tune of Lump)

Ben sits alone in a chocolate malt

don't blame me

it's not my fault

Ben smashes tanks and eats up cars

He goes to mars

for candy bars

He's Ben

He's Ben

He's Ben

He's really big

He's Ben

He's Ben

He's Ben

He's something, something.....

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THOSE FUNNY PINK TOILET CAKES

I look in the toilet

and I see

a funny pink cupcake

looking at me

I don't know how it got there

so I locked the door

and i started to cry

why am i so shocked

why am i in fright?

cause annie and martin

kept me awake

all last night

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Barry, King of Space Penguins

unfinished!

These poems are all copyrighted by Fat Dan, so don't even think about taking them without my or his permission. you can email him at spacepenuin@hotmail.com. :)