 ahahah.wav (25K) |
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Spider-Man:"Ah, ah, ah. Back off Frankenstein!" |
 all_same.wav (98K) |
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Spider-Man:"Its always the same, I can save the world ten times over, but when I need help I'm on my own. Thanks...for nothing." |
| autogrph.wav (42K) |
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Crowd:"It's Spider-Man!" Spider-Man:"Something tells me they don't want my autograph." |
| bigtoys.wav (39K) |
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Microchip:"Frank, these are awfully big toys." Punisher:"You worry too much" |
| blade.wav (115K) |
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Morbius:"You again! Who are you? What do you want with me?" Blade:"Call me Blade, and all I want vampire is to destroy you!" |
| bldbank.wav (22K) |
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Spider-Man:"Where'd the flying blood bank go to?" |
| blinked.wav (106K) |
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Microchip:"Frank, are you there?" Punisher:"Yeah." Microchip:"What happened big guy?" Punisher:"I looked the devil square in the eyes...and I blinked." |
| blueboy.wav (82K) |
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Beast:"So there appears to be a keen scientific mind behind that garrish mask, aye my friend?" Spider-Man:"Takes one to know one, blueboy." |
| brains.wav (80K) |
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Flash:"I'm tellin' ya that science stuff is bad for your brains." Deborah:"Oh, really? And how would you know that? You jocks don't have any." |
| brdoprey.wav (57K) |
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Vulture:"There is only room for one bird of prey in this company, and I am it!" |
| break.wav (20K) |
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Spider-Man:"So why don't we all just take a break." |
| calypso.wav (150K) |
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Kraven:"Well my little Calypso, you have done it again." Spider-Man:"Calypso?" Mariah Crawford:"In mythology, Calypso was a goddess who offered the gift of life to Odysseus." Spider-Man:"Well then, I guess you're my Calypso too." |
| collectn.wav (40K) |
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Spider-Man:"What is it with you and the Osborn's? Are you trying to start a collection?" |
| confused.wav (15K) |
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Spider-Man:"Now I'm really confused!" |
| cool.wav (117K) |
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Peter Parker:"uh, I'm Peter Parker. Spider-Man sen-sent me." Detective Lee:"He does know Spider-man. He's coool." Blade:"Knowing Spider-Man does not make him, coool." |
| crazy.wav (29K) |
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Spider-Man:"My spider-sense is going crazy!" |
| cured.wav (78K) |
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Spider-Man:"I can't believe it. Finally, I'm cured. I don't have to worry about that mutation hanging over me anymore." |
| differnt.wav (48K) |
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Spider-Man:"I know what it means to be different. It's not an easy thing." |
| dive.wav (40K) |
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Peter Parker:"Once again my academic life takes a dive because of my web-slinging." |
| dontgo.wav (10K) |
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Spider-Man:"Don't go anywhere." |
| door.wav (28K) |
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Spider-Man:"Gotta pick a door. Any door!" |
| dosomthn.wav (18K) |
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Kingpin:"DO SOMETHING!!" |
| fame.wav (78K) |
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Fan:"Can I have your autograph? You get the chair, it'll be worth a fortune. Hrumph, fame, it always goes to their heads." |
| feelings.wav (49K) |
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Scorpion:"Here's a little present creep." Spider-Man:"I sense hostility. Go with your feelings." |
| flamingo.wav (64K) |
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Spider-Man:"Fine! But don't blame me if you get a splinter in your wings. Who is this flying flamingo?" |
| fly.wav (32K) |
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Spider-Man:"Air-Arachnid. The only way to fly!" |
| flypaper.wav (94K) |
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Wolverine:"Well, what do you know. Put out flypaper, catch a spider. Make one wrong move...please." |
| followme.wav (64K) |
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Spider-Man:"I think I know where he's headed. Follow me." Blade:"How would you know where he is going?" Spider-Man:"Fine, don't follow me." |
| gameover.wav (142K) |
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Scorpion:"Surprise, web for brains. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. That was your best shot? Enough! Game time's over. I owe you big time, punk." |
| garlic.wav (46K) |
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Spider-Man:"Phew! Garlic? You sprayed me with garlic?" |
| geek.wav (31K) |
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Spider-Man:"You sure showed him." Wolverine:"Shudup you puny little geek." |
| getnhome.wav (44K) |
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Spider-Man:"OK, so I'm gonna be a little late getting home." |
| geyser.wav (76K) |
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Spider-Man:"Hold it!" Mary Jane:"What are you doing here?" Spider-Man:"A 500 foot geyser in Washington Square, and you're wondering why I'm here?" |
| goodguy.wav (50K) |
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Spider-Man:"But I'm not a thief. Why can't they ever get it straight that I'm one of the good guys?" |
| hacker.wav (81K) |
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Hobgoblin:"Oh, I'm such a bad hacker. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad..." |
| heck.wav (13K) |
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Spider-Man:"What the heck?" |
| hobby.wav (101K) |
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Smythe:"Well, the 'mighty' Spider-Man. How do you like my new Mega-Slayer?" Spider-Man:"Smythe. I knew it. Why can't you take up some other hobby?" |
| hydrntman.wav (239K) |
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Hydro-Man:"Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do ya?" Spider-Man:" Did you say 'Hydrant-Man?' The dogs must love you." Hydro-Man:"It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear." Spider-Man:"For somebody new to this super-villain gig, you've sure got the cliches down." |
| imbaack.wav (20K) |
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Spider-Man:"I'm baaack." |
| inoven.wav (70K) |
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Vulture:"No time to finish!" Spider-Man:"Oh, I guess he had a cake in the oven." |
| insult.wav (60K) |
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Mary Jane:"Brother. Now you sound like my friend, Peter Parker." Spider-Man:"Hey, don't insult me." |
| jngleboy.wav (96K) |
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Punisher:"Don't know who you are jungle boy, but if you get in my way one more time the lion ain't gonna walk tonight, or ever again. You understand?" |
| kimosabe.wav (13K) |
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Spider-Man:"Hold on kimosabe!" |
| kindanut.wav (108K) |
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Scorpion:"What's with them wings, and how come you're wearing that dumb green costume? You some kind of a nut?" Vulture:"Who are you? How dare you disturb us!" |
| koombaya.wav (14K) |
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Spider-Man:"KOOMBAYA!" |
| later.wav (94K) |
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Peter Parker:"Look, uh, I can't explain right now, but can we talk a little later?" Mary Jane:"Peter, with you it's always a little later. I won't deal with that anymore." |
| latte.wav (43K) |
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Spider-Man:"Yo, chromedome! The lady didn't finish her latte." |
| laugh.wav (88K) |
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Beast:"Spider-Man, keep us still or Wolverine is lost to us." Yo, chromedome! Spider-Man:"No problem. But whatever you do, don't make me laugh." |
| leep.wav (28K) |
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Spider-Man:"Great! Why don't I ever look before I leap?" |
| levlhead.wav (62K) |
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Spider-Man:"Why's a smart crook like you pulling a crazy stunt like this? You've always seem so 'level-headed.'" |
| license.wav (74K) |
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Hydro-Man:"This has nothing to do with you Spider-Man, so butt out." Spider-Man:"Can't. They'd take away my super-hero license." |
| lion.wav (60K) |
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Mariah Crawford:"Sergi, did you bring your ceremonial hunting garb?" Kraven:"Does the lion hunt without his mane?" |
| longnite.wav (62K) |
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Blade:"Stay alert web-slinger! It's gonna be a lonnng night." |
| losegirl.wav (50K) |
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Spider-Man:"It's the story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl." |
| loveyou.wav (52K) |
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Hydro-Man:"Oh, oh, I don't want to own you. I want to lovve you." |
| lucky.wav (92K) |
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Spider-Man:"What a beautiful day this is gonna be! I feel lucky to be alive, and lucky to be who I am: Spider-Man" |
| mad.wav (36K) |
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:"Great! Now I've made him mad." |
| mathwiz.wav (15K) |
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Spider-Man:"Good thing I'm a math wiz." |
| may_i.wav (30K) |
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Spider-Man:"Ah, ah, ah. You didn't say 'may I.'" |
| menace.wav (39K) |
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Jameson:"Haven't we had enough of this wall-crawling menace?" |
| morbius.wav (75K) |
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Peter Parker:"Who are you?" Morbius:"You do not recognize me? I am Michael Morbius." |
| needul8r.wav (20K) |
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Vulture:"I might need you later." |
| newbatch.wav (40K) |
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Peter Parker:"I might get to use this new batch of webbing sooner than I thought." |
| news.wav (38K) |
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Jameson:"Clear the front page Robbie. This is news!" |
| no_webs.wav (26K) |
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Spider-Man:"Out of webbing! Way to go Spidey." |
| nofoul.wav (105K) |
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Hammerhead:"Raaahhh!" Spider-Man:"Ole! Ouch. Didn't that hurt?" Hammerhead:"Ah, this is pure adamantium. No damage, no foul." |
| nut.wav (15K) |
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Spider-Man:"Are you some kinda nut?" |
| ohboy.wav (8K) |
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Spider-Man:"Oh-boy." |
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Spider-Man:"I guess we old folks have to stick together." Old woman:"I had no idea you were a senior citizen." Spider-Man:"It's the job. It ages you." |
| public.wav (67K) |
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Spider-Man:"It's surprising how quickly the public will turn on ya when they think you're a blood-draining monster." |
| pun.wav (28K) |
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Spider-Man:"I think i'll stick to my webbing, if you'll pardon the pun." |
| relieved.wav (54K) |
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Aunt May:"I'm so relieved. I just wish he'd give up this dangerous work." |
| rescued.wav (33K) |
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Spider-Man:"Rescued by Flash Thompson. How embarrassing" |
| robot.wav (40K) |
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Spider-Man:"Not another robot. Why aren't women this attracted to me?" |
| robots.wav (32K) |
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Spider-Man:"Robots. I hate robots!" |
| scent.wav (69K) |
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Kraven:"You move swiftly Spider-Man, but I have your scent. I will find you." |
| shdnthav.wav (75K) |
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Spider-Man:"Thompson! What are you doing here?" Flash:"Spider-Man?! I was only looking for someone. See?" Spider-Man:"For me? You shouldn't have." |
| sticky.wav (90K) |
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Storm:"Power of lightning, strike again!" Spider-Man:"Um, power of web-shooters, get real sticky!" |
| story.wav (88K) |
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Jameson:"I'm fed up with you and your secrets kid. Now I want the whole story. Why was that refugee from an Anne Rice novel looking for you?" |
| subtlty.wav (50K) |
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Spider-Man:"Subtlety is not your strong point is it?" Wolverine:"Hey, can't even spell the word." |
| sweat.wav (47K) |
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Spider-Man:"Spidey's first rule of vampire hunting: Never let 'em see ya sweat." |
| thatsmrt.wav (82K) |
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Flash:"What could somebody as brain-pumped as Deborah Whitman ever see in a jock like me." Spider-Man:"Hey, she definately likes you pal, so she can't be that smart." |
| theme95.wav (944K) |
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Opening theme song to the show. |
| thief.wav (110K) |
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Guards:"Look, Spider-Man really is the thief." Spider-Man:"Oh, great. Jameson will probably be selling 'Spider-Man really is the thief" t-shirts by noon tomorrow." |
| thnkfast.wav (14K) |
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Peter Parker:"Think fast Parker." |
| tombston.wav (66K) |
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Spider-Man:"Who the heck are you?" Tombstone:"My enemies call me Tombstone" |
| tongue.wav (26K) |
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Mary Jane:"What's the matter tiger? Cat's got your tongue?" |
| uncleben.wav (71K) |
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Spider-Man:"You always did believe in me Uncle Ben, and you always were right. I can't quit. I've got to keep fighting." |
| undrstnd.wav (101K) |
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Vulture:"Leave me be. I'm fighting for my survival. You don't understand, nobody does. You're all out to get me!" Spider-Man:"You got that right." |
| usedto.wav (30K) |
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Spider-Man:"Humph. I guess they don't make Mega-Slayers like they used to." |
| usehead.wav (77K) |
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Spider-Man:"Hey, watch it. The tablet's no good to anyone broken. Use your head! Uh, forget I said that." |
| vitamins.wav (52K) |
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Detective Lee:"A vampire? Great. I need this like Spider-Man needs vitamins." |
| vulture.wav (39K) |
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Norman Osborn:"Who are you?" Vulture:"Much like yourself, I'm a vulture." |
| webswing.wav (48K) |
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Spider-Man:"You want me to web-swing you home?" Mary Jane:"Thanks, but I'd rather just take a cab." |
| wolvie.wav (100K) |
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Woverine:"You're comin' with me. If you're lyin' you're fillet of spider." Spider-Man:"I get the picture wolvie, but have you ever thought about seeing a manacurist about those things?" |
| wrong.wav (13K) |
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Spider-Man:"What else could go wrong?" |
| young.wav (41K) |
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Vulture:"The night is young, and so am I!" |
