Rocknroll minus the sauce is the equivalance of a Jehova's Witness commune flying high on crack-cocaine. Rocknroll minus the sauce is an uninspired journey up Mount Everest. Rocknroll minus the sauce will drive any sane creature to repeatedly watch the movie,"28 Days," attend weekly A.A. meetings, and getting ritualistically inebriated after these brainwash sessions.

Okay!Okay! Here is a vital list of liquor, beer, and other ingredients to be stored in or adjascent to your liquor cabinet. You can bartend the same as me, mix-n-match , or you can refer to a professional consultant.

My favorite cocktail to deaden my tastebuds is bourbon (preferably Makers Mark), mixed with milk, and a healthy splash of the cooking bitters known as Angostura. If I want to pretend to act like an old time Southern aristicrat, I drink Makers Mark with tap water. Beer wise, my favorite is the world famous stout, Guinness.

The Liquor Cabinet

BEER
Budweiser
Guinness
Miller
Pabst Blue Ribbon

GIN
Beefeater
Gilbys

RUM
Bacardi
Captain Morgan

SCOTCH
Glen Fiddich
Glen Livet
Glen Morangie

VODKA
Absolute
Finlandia
Grey Goose
Smirnoff

WHISKEY
Bush Mills
Crown Royal
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
Makers Mark
Old Crow

OTHER VITAL INGREDIENTS
Angostura
Cranberry Juice
Milk
Orange Juice
Water

PROFESSIONAL CONSULTATION
Drinkboy.com
Michael Jackson's Beer Hunter

DRINK UP AND ROCK OUT!
(thee ANTiHiPSTER)

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