"Life is not a practice run." -Joe West, Mix 103 FM DJ
"Noise pollution is everyone's problem, so shut the h*ll up, would ya?" -John Henson
"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it." -Anonymous
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." -Unknown
"Calling Dr. Halperin...Please return to reality." -Samuel L. Jackson, Sphere
"I didn't catch your name." "I didn't throw it." -Anonymous
"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. So to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy." -Jerry Seinfeld
"Boredom is the result of some pinch in ourselves, not of some lack in the world." -Toni Flores
"The journey is the reward." -Greg Norman
"It's not how many times you fall, but whether you get up." -Anonymous
"When a scientist views things, he's not considering the incredible at all." -Louis I. Kahn
"You can't fool nature." -Richard Feynman
"When you go deep enough there is always stillness." -Welcome to the Ark
"Treat everyone kindly, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." -Anonymous
"Nothing can happen in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know it." -Agent Scully, "The X-Files"
