TOP SECRET!!! SHHHHHHHH!!!!!

okay so you're probably wondering... what the f**k does the title mean!

Well contrary to popular belief, this is not a page about Nick's Real sexual preference, or how howie spends his weekends (although.... nah). This page will tell you all about the dogs (excluding Mandah) belonging to the bsb. now, you may wonder "Why would that be top secret?" read on and find out!

DOG #1- Tyke

Tyke!  Watch out for this dude! He's trying to take over countless BSB pics.  In some cases he has already. He's also been known to lick the guys' faces and attack them when they least expect it.  Some fans have also been attacked by this "innocent little creature".  Do not be fooled!  When you least expect it he'll jump up on your head and eat your brain.  He tried to do this to Nick... but failed. Why?  He thought Nick actually had one.  (j/k!)  Kevin has tried to stop this annoying critter by talking really slow and annoying him to death. Howie also tried winking at him.  It helped keep the Taco Bell dog from attacking innocent people.  So take caution when you see this horrible thing.

Dogs #2 and #3- Nick's Pugs

When you thought one wasn't bad enough more appear out of nowhere.  But this species is a little different.  They hunt down people in packs of 3, 4, or even 5!  They are known as Nick's pugs.  First there was one, then two, then three and who knows how many there are now!  They pee on your carpets and confuse you to insanity.  Ex: Is the one in the pic of Nick holding a pug Houston or someone else?*cough*mandah*cough*  You just never know!  Although they seem more organized than Tyke, they still have not mastered brain eating.  They keep trying on AJ every night while he's asleep, but all they do is change the color of his hair.  Watch out for this gang!  They might be coming to a concert near you!

Dogs #4 and #5- Panda and Bear

Yes scientists today have discovered yet another species of aliens living on our peaceful planet.  They go by the name Panda and Bear.  Sure they are cute and cuddly but behind that mask lies the horrid truth.  These two "playful" pups have successfully brainwashed members of the BSB including AJ.  They ordered him to get deadly tattoos... or so they thought. Luckily AJ did survive these tattoos but has to live the rest of his life with them. They also successfully brainwashed Brian.  He now uses the word hello in all of his sentences.  They also attempted to brainwash Nick but received the same result as Tyke did.  Who knows who may be next...

HUGE PROPS TO CARYN FOR MAKING UP THESE DAMN FUNNY THINGS!!!!!!!!! VISIT HER SITE ON THE LINKS PAGE!!!!!!!!!