We then went to Goodwill and bought shirts for the ledy we went with. I took Ellen Funk. I went all out and bought some white t-shirts and then got all Martha Stewarty with electrical tape. Ellen's was a hit.
Matt went with Amber...even though I didnt fix him up with her. That's where the roomate date thing gets a little confusing. You only rely on your roomate if you have a lot of faith in their selection habits.
We had dinner at...and I'm not sure of the spelling on this one...Bucco Di Beppo's. Apparently the manager had a thing for boys in tight pink shirts cause she approaced Travis and bought his shirt off him.
It's amazing the kind of things that a college education will teach you to do.
That's Jim...ain't he something?! Anyways the guy in the wetsuit is Adam who probably won the award for strangest costume of the evening...and hardest to use the restroom in.
That girl at the bottom is Bethany. She's a real nice "Ledy" and accompanied John for the evening. Speaking of John...
I later asked Bethany if she was shocked and appalled after spending the evening with us. She said "Shocked? no ...appalled? Yes" Although it should be noted that John here didnt actually touch Jim's lips....although I'm sure that's not really something to brag about. I feel gross. Moving on, I noticed that Keith was pouring sugar into his cola of all disgusting things. So when he wasn't looking I unscrewed the lid of the sugar thingy and waited for John to tell Keith to "try some more"...fun ensued. This is right after Keith's dump. You can still see the sugar settling.
That little lady next to Keith is Jag. What a handful she is. We then celebrated Keith's birthday...even though it wasn't.
About 400 dollars later, we headed to the bowling alley for an alloted time we had reserved, found out it was way more money than we'd originally heard, and took a picture in front of the place instead.
We then headed back toward school where we had a bonfire complete with lots of singing and rejoicing and char-broiling of marshmellows on the fire. In this one I think I was trying to make it look like Ellen was inflamed. Sorry Ellen but it didn't work.
I was called upon to produce a scary story. After several minutes I decided to unleash the true story of "Blood Road and the Untimely Death of Jerrod Clodfelder"
But it was a heck of a story...wasn't it Keith?
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