Yes, I hate X-Files "fans". They aren't really fans at all. They say they like the show, but then they don't watch. They are annoying. They have to get their way. They ruined the show. They write annoying letters to the writers of the show.

How pathetic are they?

I guess that is the question I'll be answering in this ramble of mine. Shippers are blinded to reality. They have bad relationships and live their lives as though they are Mulder and Scully. It's sad. But I have no sympathy for psychopaths.

I once saw on a board that a shipper got pregnant after the Millennium kiss because she was that excited. These people need help. Serious help. Most of them are in bad relationships. Relationships with men that remind them of Mulder. Mulder, the guy who ditches Scully whenever he can. Mulder, the guy who treats people like shit. I guess maybe they think they are with David Duchovny. I don't blame him for hating his fans. They are horrible people. They like assholes. Duchovny is an arrogant asshole. They are attracted to that kind of person.

Ok... I think I'm getting off topic here... I'm suppose to be telling you why I hate shippers... well... I guess I was still on topic above. Shippers are Duchovny fans because they live their sexual fantasies through Scully. They want Mulder/Duchovny.

You know, I think it will be easier for me to list reasons why I hate shippers instead of putting in an 'essay' type form. It will help my brain defrag.

Reasons Why I Hate Shippers
Where to begin...

01) They write Ten-Thirteen Productions and beg for Mulder and Scully to kiss. Guess what, they got it. And you know what, they weren't satisfied. They will never be satisfied. They continued to beg for things. They got their wish, and weren't happy.

02) They are narrow-minded. They only listen and see what they want. They don't listen to other people. They flame them for their opinions. It's sickening really. And then they go and say that they listen, they don't. It irks the crap out of me.

03) They blame the 'low' ratings on Robert Patrick and Annabeth Gish. Robert Patrick and Annabeth Gish are wonderful actors. If the ratings were low, it wasn't their fault. It wasn't the writers faults. It was the shippers fault. But you know what, they are to blinded to see that.

04) They hate Robert Patrick for having a job. They bashed the bloody shit out of him. What the hell did he ever do to them? Nothing! They just needed a way to vent their anger that Duchovny wasn't coming back full time in season 8 on someone.

I could probably come up with more reasons, but I guess the main reason is that they are so stupid. I have no sympathy for stupid people, and I don't tolerate them. I guess I need my brain to defrag more...

Thank you for making it this far. If you are in any way upset, it's not my fault. These are my opinions, and I don't care what you think. Thank you.