(See part one for rating, disclaimer and all that other funky stuff!)

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"Mulder!" Lawson began again as Spender stared at the older man in horror. "I know you get off on bullying Jeffrey, but can't you leave him alone for just one day?"

"No" said Mulder with a smirk, "but I want to give you my present!" Mulder then reached into his trousers pocket, deliberately fumbling around, causing Spender to look away and gag.

Mulder smirked again, "Yeah" he began annoyingly sleazy, "that's something I'd really like to give her ... but I've got something else!"

Spender slowly looked back, "You're a cheap bastard!" he commented, sitting up in the bed and allowing the bedclothes to slip away from his chest, "A lottery ticket? Is that it?"

"Well" Mulder began with a sly smile, "leave me alone with her for ten minutes, and I'll gladly give her something else!" He laughed at Spender who gagged again and rolled his eyes disgustedly at Lawson who had chosen to ignore Mulder's lewd comment.

Mulder then leant towards the bed again, threatening to flick Spender once more. Lawson got between the two men. "Thank you, Mulder" she said, taking the lottery ticket from him, "How thoughtful." She placed the lottery ticket on the bedside table, and turned her attention to Spender. "Maybe if we ignore him" she said, ruffling the fine hairs on Spender's chest, "He'll go away." Lawson then leant across Spender, kissing him firmly on the mouth, being careful that the bedclothes didn't slip and reveal her near-nakedness to Mulder of all people.

"Hey" Mulder began again, "Don't mind me! Carry on, do whatever you have to do, I'll just stand here and wait and ... " he trailed off and winked at Lawson and Spender.

"You pervert!" Spender growled, then grabbing up the bedclothes, he got up from the bed and went for Mulder.

Mulder was just about glued to where he stood, staring at Lawson who was trying to quickly untuck the fitted sheet to cover herself.

"Whoa! Baby!" Mulder's eyes popped, and he practically drooled at the sight of Lawson in her underwear, "Schwing!!"

"I'll schwing you!" Spender snarled, grabbing Mulder forcibly by the collar of his jacket and dragging him to the hotel room door. Mulder didn't even protest as Spender pushed him out the door, he still had a stupefied look on his face, and as he wandered almost aimlessly down the hallway towards his own room, he could be heard mumbling about bras and panties and sexy-as-hell FBI Agents.

"My hero!" Lawson sighed as Spender returned to the bed and sat down. She untangled herself from the fitted sheet and climbed into Spender's lap. Lawson then wrapped her arms around Spender's neck, and her legs around his waist. She began to kiss him in that special way that always drove him a little crazy. "Let's get nasty!" Lawson insisted as she quickly nipped one of Spender's ears. She then climbed out of his lap, tugged off her bra, slipped off her panties, not caring in the least where the expensive garments fell.

Lawson helped Spender remove his tangle of a bedclothes toga, then she wrapped herself around him again. Spender gave a soft contented sigh as he allowed Lawson's slight weight to ease him down onto the completely messed up bed.

As he eagerly kissed his partner, Spender reached out a hand to the bedside table closest to him, groping blindly for the condom he'd noticed there earlier on. Failing to locate the small packet, Spender sat up slightly and reached for the other bedside table.

"Oh crap!" Lawson suddenly protested, almost collecting Spender's elbow with her face, "Jeffrey, what are you doing?" She brushed a few stray locks of black hair from her face and grinned at Spender.

Spender gave her a quick smile and replied, "I'm looking for the ... um ... you know! It was here ... somewhere!" He reached towards the bedside table closest to Lawson again, and frowned when he still couldn't find what he was looking for.

"Oh, forget it!" Lawson suddenly commented, causing Spender to look at her in horror, "And don't give me that look!" she quickly added, "I don't have cooties, thank you very much! Now, have a look in the bathroom." Spender grabbed a sheet, and quickly dashed to the bathroom.

He hadn't been gone more than a few seconds, when Spender heard Lawson's voice yell out, "Oh crap! Not again!"

Thinking Mulder had returned to spy on his girl, Spender forgot about looking for the condoms, and then gathering up the slack of the sheet he quickly made his way back to Lawson.

Standing near the foot of the bed, dressed entirely in black was none other than Alex Krycek.

"Krycek!" Spender gasped on seeing the other man, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm not here to spy, if that's what you think" Krycek commented, "I had know idea you two were about to ... " he made a rude gesture with his hands.

"Oh! Geez! Krycek! Not in front of my fiancee thank you very much!" Spender, realising what he'd just said slapped a hand over his mouth. He then yelped when Lawson slapped him hard on his bare shoulder.

"You told him?" Lawson asked Spender as she eyed Krycek.

"You asked her?" Krycek asked Spender as he grinned back at Lawson.

Spender nodded sheepishly, but said nothing.

"Does that mean I can tell Dana?" Lawson wanted to know, "It'll be our girlie secret." She winked and snuggled closer to Spender.

"But she might tell Mulder!" Spender started a little nervously. As he opened his mouth to continue, Krycek suddenly patted him gently on a shoulder.

"Don't you worry about Mulder" Krycek then said, "I'll sort him out." He patted Spender's shoulder again and gave Lawson a warm smile. As he then turned towards the door of the room, Krycek smiled again and said, "Sorry about walking in on you like that" he then reached into a deep jacket pocket. "Here" Krycek then said to Spender, "I think you're going to need these." Krycek then proceeded to throw a handful of condoms to Spender. He wished Lawson a happy birthday, congratulated the young couple on their engagement, and left the room as quietly as he had appeared.

"Hmmm ... " Lawson then commented after Krycek had left, "He seems like a nice guy."

"Yeah" Spender agreed, "He's okay. I like him."

"More than me?" Lawson winked and allowed the sheet she'd hastily wrapped around herself when Krycek appeared to drop from her shoulders.

"Never!" Spender gulped, trying not to stare at his naked partner, "I'm going to marry you, aren't I?"

"Yeah, maybe" Lawson began to tease, "Can you prove you like me more than him?"

Spender gave his partner a puzzled look, then grinned when she dangled a condom in front of his face.

"It's my birthday" Lawson spoke in a soft sexy voice, "and I know you're full of surprises, so come on boy, surprise me!" She began to giggle hysterically as Spender pushed her back against the bed and began to bathe her face in soft licks and kisses. Mere moments later, Spender had the condom on and the young couple began to make love.

Completely absorbed in each other, Spender and Lawson were blissfully unaware of the drama happening not far from the door of the hotel room they shared.

"Don't even think about it" said Krycek's voice from the gloom of a nearby stairwell. Mulder, caught with his hand near the door knob of the room in which his younger half-brother and partner were being intimate in, slowly turned guiltily towards the voice.

"Krycek!" Mulder then snapped, "What the hell?"

"Don't even think about it" Krycek repeated, then grabbing Mulder by an arm he added, "Come on, leave them alone."

"But ... " Mulder glanced quickly at the door, then back to Krycek.

"But nothing" Krycek told him in a flat tone, "She's perfect for him, they belong together and it's about time you realised that." Krycek slipped an arm around Mulder's shoulders to steer him away from the door.

"Come on, Mulder!" Krycek suddenly grinned, "I've got this great new video for us to watch!"

"Yeah?" said Mulder, "Better than watching Spender trying to do Lawson?" He laughed then made a grab for the paper bag Krycek suddenly produced.

"Oh! Much better" Krycek smiled, "It's even better then the "Hawaiian Bunny" video. Now forget about spying on that little brother of yours, and let's go watch this!"

"Oh, okay!" Mulder followed after Krycek, but not before casting another look at the door of the room that Spender and Lawson were in. Mulder gave a deep sigh, and reluctantly returned to his own room.

"What do you think Krycek will do to Mulder?" Lawson asked Spender as he tore open another condom packet.

"Oh!" began Spender casually, "He'll probably tie Mulder to a chair and make him watch 'Bambi' until he screams for mercy!" Spender began to snigger.

"Great! Way to go Krycek!" grinned Lawson, "That'll give us a chance to really celebrate with a bang!" She winked at Spender, pressing her body against him.

"Oh, baby!" Spender blushed, and he was onto his partner in an instance, pushing her back against the messed up bed eager to kiss and love her all over again.

Meanwhile, in a dimly lit room, just down the hallway from the room Spender and Lawson were in, Spender's prediction of what Krycek would do to Mulder was coming true.

Alex Krycek had handcuffed a dazed Fox Mulder to a somewhat comfortable looking chair in front of a very large widescreen television set. Next, Krycek stuck a cassette of the Disney classic 'Bambi' into the VCR. Krycek turned up the stereo surround sound extremely loud, then as Mulder started to protest, he disappeared from the room giggling like a mad man possessed. Unable to block his ears to the overall wholesomeness and cuteness of the film unfolding before him, Mulder began to howl like a dog who just discovered it had been neutered.

"What's that noise?" Lawson suddenly commented as Spender rolled on top of her again. Spender cocked an ear and listened very carefully. "Hmmm ... " he began, a cheeky grin lighting his face, "Sounds like Krycek really is torturing Mulder with 'Bambi'!"

"Whoo hoo! Go Krycek!" Lawson cheered, then pinching Spender on his bare behind, she added in a sexy voice, "My birthday's far from over, stud, I'm still waiting for my big surprise!"

"Oh, baby!" Spender commented yet again, as he proceeded to pull a sheet over the top of himself and Lawson, "Get ready to be surprised!"

"Oh, baby indeed!" Lawson agreed as she and Spender began to get very cosy beneath the blanket.

THE END.