Johnny "John" Doggett

This guy to your left is John (Johnny Jay Doggett, his parents call him Johnny Jay). I grew up with him, so that means I have a lot on him as blackmail. We've been friends forever it seems. He's a great guy, but he can't let go of things (which is really bad for me...) I pick on him all the time. But I think I have a right to because he tells me that "feelings don't solve cases". But at the same time he would've solved a case on his gut instinct. Now, tell me, what is the difference between "gut instinct" and "feeling". He can't tell me either. He's a huge skeptic. And he won't admit it to himself, but he likes Dana Scully, and she's oblivious to the fact that she likes him. I don't get them at all.

Knowle Rohrer

Ok, so this hot guy to your right is Knowle Rohrer. Thanks to Johnny, I met him. He went to the Marines with John, and I was up visiting and I met him. We got along very well, and he's not bad in bed either... *ahem* anyway... I haven't seen him in a long long time. He's a great guy and knows how to have fun. Hopefully I'll bump into him one of these days.

Dana Scully

This is Dana Scully, she doesn't like this photo which is why I'm using it. I love to embarass my friends by the way. Anyway... I met Dana through John Doggett. She's also kind of my partner at the FBI (even though she's been assigned to Mulder and Krycek)... but she hangs out with John and I in our office. She can't stand Mulder and Krycek when they are at work. And I don't blame her. Anyway, she's a little bit oblivious to obvious things. She's a skeptic too, so when ever John and I get into a fight over things, she's always backing him up (she likes him btw and doesn't realize it).

Alex Krycek

This is Alex Krycek. He works at the FBI with "Spooky" (or as he's also commonly called: "Jumbo") Mulder. He's a little strange and really horny all the time. I think he needs to see a sex shink or something. He's really obsessed over Marita Covarrubias. I feel sorry for her. But here's the interesting thing about Krycek and Scully... they have this stupid thing that they do... where they test their "moves" (if you know what I mean) on each other before doing them on someone else. It's very pathetic...and I'm almost certain he came up with the idea in the first place.

Marita Covarrubias

This is Marita Covarrubias. She's a little strange and off the wall. I'm not sure what her job is... she says she works at the UN... but I doubt she does anything. She's very oblivious and innocent in a sick kind of way. She's a little devious too. I'm not sure what to think of her. She's very spoiled by her daddy. I think she runs his life and he doesn't even know it. But she's nice. A little confused at some times. She's not sure who she's in love with... Skinner or Krycek... hmmm...

Fox Mulder

This guy has got some serious issues. He made up this club called "Super Buddies". But I think it's a way to make himself feel loved and wanted. He's picked on all the time and... well... he's just a little off too. He's gay and I'm not sure if he knows it. He's a very intersting person.

Walter Skinner

This is Walter Skinner. He's the Assistant Director in charge of the x-files division. Mulder sucked him into Super Buddies too. He mostly stays away from the others (especially Mulder and Krycek) and I don't blame him. He's a quiet guy. He's very confused when it comes to relationships. He was engaged to Scully when he was cheating on her with Marita. Very messy situation. But I think he likes his secretary, Kim. I just hope that one of these days he finds happiness.

Robert Alfredo

This is Robert Alfredo. He's lots of fun and into playing video games in the Janitor's Lounge while on his breaks. He works in the UC (undercover) division at the FBI. Mulder and Krycek pick on him all the time. But I've convinced him not to put up with their crap. He's a really nice guy.