WIA Insanity 1-16-03

WIA INSANITY
1-16-03
Kris Red/Teal Shinto [vs] Joey Castellano/David Valdez
Tag Team Contendership

Main Event- #1 contender for Tag team titles

Joey Castellano & David Valdez

Vs.

Teal Shinto and Kris Red

[the camera gets a nice view of the arena and shows the fans going wild. Then it fades into Rob Calhoun who is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone]

Rob Calhoun: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event!

[the crowd starts cheering]

Rob Calhoun: And it is for the number one contendership to the WIA World Tag team titles!!!!!!

[Then 'Cocky' by Kid Rock starts blasting across the arena and the fans pour out boos as the 'FIRM' logo appears over the jumbotron, and Joey Castellano and 'The Reel Deal' David Valdez appear at the stage and look over the crowd with sly smirks on their faces]

Rob Calhoun: Making their way to the ring, representing The Firm……..JOEY CASTELLANO AND 'THE REEL DEAL' DAVID VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the walk down the ramp, taunting the crowd]

Mike Loren: Man, what a match we have next. The winner of this match will head on to compete for the tag team titles at Genesis, but against who Bret?

Bret Millan: I'm not sure, but I bet Jon Goodhue will announce that.

[Castellano and Valdez get in the ring and are ready for their match then 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana starts blasting over the sound system and the fans start going nuts as both Teal Shinto and "Red Hott" Kris Red appear at the entrence]

Rob Calhoun: And there opponents…………..TEAL SHINTO AND 'RED HOTT' KRIS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shinto and Kris walk down the ramp and reach the ring then slide in the ring and start attacking Castellano and Valdez]

Bret Millan: And here we go!

[the bell sounds and all four men are going at it]

Mike Loren: It's a pretty even match too, this should be good.

[The referee finally gains control and send two men outside the ring to their respected corners. David Valdez and Kris Red stand inside the ring ready to square off. They grapple up, the bigger Valdez overpowers Kris into the corner. Valdez nails Red in the face with an elbow, but Red ducks the next one and slides underneath Valdez, Valdez turns around and Kris drills him in the face with a superkick]

Mike Loren: Nice move! Great quickness by Kris Red.

[Kris pulls Valdez to his feet and whips Valdez to the ropes but Valdez reverses and sends Red instead. Red comes flying back and ducks a clotheslines, Kris comes back and executes a crossbody on David Valdez, into a pin.]

Mike Loren: A pin!

1….

No, kickout by Valdez after one.

[Kris gets up and tags in Shinto, both men double team on Valdez ready to set up a double suplex but Joey Castellano jumps in the ring and punches Kris Red off the back. The ref gets pissed and threatens to disqualify Castellano so he goes back outside the ring, so with Kris Red. Back in the ring Shinto finishes off that suplex. He gets up and pulls Valdez to his feet, he sends Valdez to the ropes, he comes back, and Shinto nails him with a dropkick. Valdez hits the mat hard, then Shinto quickly locks him in a armbar submission]

Mike Loren: Shinto now with a nice armbar.

[Shinto gets to his feet still holding Valdez's arm, then drops a legdrop on David's shoulder over his arm. Shinto stands and pulls Valdez up by the hair and sends him to the ropes. Valdez manages to grasp the ropes, while Shinto was timing a legdrop, and totally misses. Valdez rushes over to his corner and tags in his partner, Joey Castellano. Joey grabs a hold of Shinto and irish whips him to the corner. Shinto hits the turnbuckles chest first and stumbles back into the ring, then Joey grabs him from behind and nails a huge sidewalk slam.]

Bret Millan: This guy is the Italian stallion!

Mike Loren: Did you come up with that yourself?

[Joey pulls up Shinto and nails him with a right hand, but Shinto blocks one and grabs the suspenders of Joey, lifts himself up and dropkicks Joey. Castellano stumbles into the ropes and gets tangles up in the top and middle rope and can't move. Shinto tags in Kris Red, who begins kicking the trapped Joey in the gut. Red Hot then bounces himself off the rope and charges at Joey, Kris does a flip in mid air and lands on the caught Joey and both men flip over the top rope to the outside of the ring.]

Mike Loren: What a move by Kris Red!

[Kris gets to his feet and starts kicking away at Joey. David Valdez makes his way over and forearms Red in the head, but then Shinto runs over and clotheslines Valdez. The ref tries to regain control, so Shinto rolls Castellano back into the ring. Red gets to his feet and slides back in. Back on the outside, Shinto picks up Valdez and whips him into the steel ring steps.]

Mike Loren: Oh!

[Back in the ring, Kris pulls Joey to his feet, Joey jumps vertical off his feet and goes for a hurricanrada, but Castellano manages to hold on to Kris, and nails him with a powerbomb]

Bret Millan: Ha! That'll show him!

[Castellano heads for the top turnbuckle, and stands high. He waits for Kris to get to his feet, when Kris turns around, the big seven footer dives off the ropes, nailing Kris with a diving clothesline. Castellano goes for a cover]

Mike Loren: Joey could pick up the win here….

1……

2…………

Oh! Teal Shinto breaks up the count!

[The ref yells at Shinto and Shinto goes back to his corner. Joey gets up and starts swearing at Shinto in Italian. Joey pulls Kris Red to his feet and drags him to the opposite corner. David Valdez grabs a hold from behind while Joey goes to work. Shinto tries to get in the ring, but the ref holds him back, not knowing Red is being double-teamed. Valdez finally lets go and Red falls to the mat hurt. Joey lifts him to his feet and lifts Red up into a gorilla press and leaves him up]

Mike Loren: Look at the strength of Joey Castellano!

[Shinto then runs into the ring and dives at the knees of Joey and Joey falls with Kris Red on top of him]

Mike Loren: A pin!!!!!!!!!

1…..

2………..

Bret Millan: AH!

Mike Loren: Three? NOOOO! Castellano kicked out! The ref obviously didn't see Shinto there, but what a save it was.

[Castellano tags Valdez into the ring, and Kris tries to makes the tag and gets it before Valdez can grab and the fans go nuts as Shinto jumps into the ring and attacks Valdez. He spears him and starts punching the hell out of Valdez. Shinto gets up and pulls Valdez to his feet, he whips him to the ropes, Valdez comes back, and Shinto drills him with a big roundhouse jaw kick!!]

Mike Loren: Shinto!!!!!

[Valdez totally gets knocked off his feet and falls to the mat. Joey Castellano runs into the ring and goes for a clothesline on Shinto, but he ducks it, turns around, and Shinto nails him with a martial arts kick to the chest, knocking him over the top rope. Valdez finally gets to his feet and sprints after Shinto but Shinto takes out his legs and locks him in a Texas cloverleaf]

Bret Millan: C'mon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the ref keeps asking Valdez if he'll give up and he's on the verge. Shinto pulls hard. Joey Castellano is up and slides back into the ring to break it up, but Kris Red heads for the top rope. Joey runs over, Kris jumps off and nails Castellano with a flying dropkick! ]

Mike Loren: Oh man!

[the ref tries to regain control of this match but he can't seem to. Shinto continues to keep that hold on Valdez and Valdez is screaming in pain. Castellano gets to his feet. Kris Red goes for a roundhouse kick on him, but Castellano catches him in mid air, and flips Kris right over his head, throwing Kris into the referee.]

Mike Loren: Oh no, the ref!

[Valdez starts tapping but the ref is knocked out. Castellano makes his way over and gives Shinto a huge boot to the face, causing him to break the hold. Valdez rolls to the outside holding his back in pain. In the ring Castellano pulls Shinto up by his hair and sets him up. He lifts up Shinto and nails him with the Castellano Bomb! Castelano goes for a pin but there is no referee]

Bret Millan: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 CMON YOU STUPID REF!!!!!!!!

[then the camera shows another referee run down the ramp from backstage and count the pin] Mike Loren: Another ref! Joey could have it…

1…… 2…………..

Tag Team title contenders! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Shinto kicked out!!!!!!!! Oh my god!

[Castellano gets up all pissed, then out of nowhere Kris Red jumps in the ring from behind and nails Joey with the Code Red.]

Mike Loren: Unreal!

[Then David Valdez slides into the ring and attacks Kris Red from behind and the two start brawling it out, the ref having no clue which man is legal right now. Then Shinto has finally regained composure and tries to help out but Joey Castellano has also gotten up. Those two brawl also on the other side of the ring. Then we see Valdez nail Kris Red a DDT, then run and nail the Highlight Reel!]

Bret Millan: He's the Reel f'n deal!

[then Shinto hits Castellano in the gut and hits a spike DDT. Then Valdez covers Kris Red, and Teal Shinto covers Joey Castellano. The other referee comes to, and both referees count two different pins at the same time]

Mike Loren: TWO PINS!!!!!! Ah!

1……

2……………

THREE! WHAT THE HELL!

Bret Millan: Who the hell wins.

[all four men lie in the middle of the ring tired and the two referees look at eachother, then begin to discuss who is the winner. It takes a while before they can come up with something]

Mike Loren: Who wins? Whats the deal?