Friday, June 3, 2005
Match written by: Ichabod
Randy Long: 'The following special attraction match is a Worldwide Online Wrestling Community sanctioned bout! This will be a two out of three falls match!'
The lights dim and red strobe lights begin flashing. 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace hits the PA System. The curtain flips up, and out from under it steps 'Grade A' PKA. There's a good pop for the legendary Ultraviolent Perfectionist. He wears his long, baggy jeans with black boots. He has on a black 'Pure Style Perfectionist' t-shirt in which it says that on the front, and on the back it says 'Ultraviolence Isn't The Only Way'. PKA also wears a black bandana on his head, covering the top of his wet, dark brown hair. He poses at the top of the aisle, with his arms in the air, fists together.
Randy Long: 'Introducing first.. the 'Ultraviolent Perfectionist' ..'Grade A' P..K..A!'
He brings them down and smiles as he slaps the hands of fans on the way down the aisle. PKA walks up the steps and onto the apron, then climbs the second turnbuckle from the apron and holds his arms up once more, then brings them down in a crucifix. He hops over the top rope and takes his shirt off, tossing it into the crowd.
The lights in the arena dim as 'Judith' begins playing throughout the arena. Blinding blue strobelights begin to flash repeatedly. Blue pyro pours down from the videotron and blue lights flash on the ramp as B-Pac slowly emerges from behind the curtain.
Randy Long: 'And his opponent.. B-Pac!!'
The crowd hits their feet as this face from the past emerges to do battle once again. Smoke begins to fill the arena and as the hook of the song kicks in, a loud explosion causes pyro to shoot from the ring posts as B-Pac begins waltzing down towards the ring. As he reaches the ring, he slides in under the bottom rope and runs to a turnbuckle and climbs to the top of it. He beats his chest with his right fist twice and holds his arm high in the air as the lights are restored and the song dies out.
Kris Red: 'Tony D, this match is going to be intense.'
Tony D: 'Indeed it will be. For those of you who don't know PKA and B-Pac's history, they go way back.'
Kris Red: 'In fact one of PKA's first matches was against B-Pac in a three way match. PKA has said to of looked up to B-Pac in the past but hasn't been able to defeat him.'
Tony D: 'They did meet in their first one on one match in early 2004 in NWO, Netlink Wrestling Organization, but B-Pac took the victory.'
The barbed wire covered steel cage is looming ominously above the ring, reminding each of these men the fate that awaits them should they have to go to the third fall. Both PKA and B-Pac are staring up expectantly while popping necks, cracking knuckles, and loosening up.
Kris Red: 'PKA and B-Pac are old WoW and nWo legends, and for a match kicking off the reunion, you couldn't get closer to nostalgia.'
Tony D: 'PKA actually was the one who started the buzz about a WoW/nWo reunion, and it looks like the buzz is still alive!'
Their eyes lower and come to rest on each other, daggers flying from one man's eyes to the other's as they size one another up after all this time.
Good natured smirks curl each of their lips a split second before the men rush across the ring toward each other, locking up. PKA lifts a knee, breaking B-Pac's hold, twisting in a quick neckbreaker. Both men bounce off the mat and B-Pac rubs his neck. He is still grinning as PKA begins to look around the outside of the ring.
Kris Red: 'There you see PKA examining the ringside area. The first fall is a first blood fall, and it's going to take more than basic wrestling moves to gain it.'
PKA runs toward B-Pac, going for a dropkick, but Pac fades back and PKA comes up short. He hits the mat and rolls to get up, but B-Pac stomps his head back down. B-Pac jerks PKA to his feet and whips him toward the ropes. On the rebound, B-Pac scoops Peeks up into a crosswalk slam as the crowd goes crazy. That's a complicated and fast paced move. Pac runs to the ropes and lionsaults onto Peeks. Pac gets back up to his feet and storms over to a turnbuckle. He's on a roll here. He rips the top padding off the turnbuckle and tosses it to the fans. The fans scrabble for it. He starts to turn back to Peeks, but stops and exposes the middle and bottom turnbuckle.
Tony D: 'He's ready for blood already.'
But as he turns from the bottom buckle, Peeks has already slid out of the ring and to the floor outside. Into the ring fly a chair, a ladder, and the ring bell. Pac wastes no time scooping up the ring bell as PKA climbs onto the apron. Pac runs toward that side of the ring with the bell, swinging it in an overhead arc, but PKA suddenly spits somebody's beer in Pac's face. Pac stumbles back and Peeks uses the rope to catapult into a crossbody block. He snatches the ring bell and swings, but B-Pac rolls out of the way. PKA stands up but B-Pac sweeps his legs out from under him. Pac drags the ladder over and lays it across PKA's chest, then jumps up the turnbuckles and drops a big leg on Peeks' chest. Pac rolls out of the ring and grabs PKA by the legs, dragging him to the turnpost. He snaps back and PKA's crotch gets introduced to the turnpost. PKA curls up in pain as B-Pac steps up the ring steps. He reaches over the ropes and pulls Peeks up, suplexing him out of the ring and onto the floor.
Tony D: 'And these two are taking it to eachother like never before!'
Kris Red: 'B-Pac with that suplex to the floor had to hurt PKA.'
The fans are on their feet as B-Pac whips PKA into the security barrier. PKA flies toward it, but leaps up onto it and turns for a hurricanrana. The fans cheer like wild. PKA pulls Pac up and does a facebuster onto the Announce Table. PKA rolls him onto the table and climbs up. He sets him up for a DDT, but B-Pac reverses and flips Peeks off the table. Peeks lands on his feet and turns around, pulling B-Pac's legs out from under him from behind. B-Pac smacks face first onto the table, but managed to get his arms up to protect him from getting busted open. PKA rolls him off the table and back into the ring. He climbs in and whips B-Pac into the corner. Pac crumples and PKA runs in for a bronco buster. Pac ducks out of the corner, and Peeks hits his crotch again. The crowd Ooohs as he falls out of the corner.
Kris Red: 'Maybe PKA should start focusing more on wrestling, and less on becoming a stay-at-home whatever..dad..who knows. PKA ain't makin' no babies now!'
B-Pac uses the ropes to get up and pulls PKA up by the hair. He goes to slam PKA's face into the exposed turnbuckle, but PKA blocks and throws an elbow back into B-Pac's face. Pac is stunned and PKA bounces off the ropes and bulldog's him right onto the folded up chair. He rolls him over and a bell sounds as blood trickles from B-Pac's nose.
Randy Long: 'The winner of Fall One: PKA!'
PKA doesn't spare any time, but throws a crossface on B-Pac. He can't get it locked in, and B-Pac powers out.
Tony D: 'PKA going right for the submission! The next fall is, of course, a Submission match.'
Neither man is smirking now as they both get to their feet. Pac wipes the blood with the back of his hand and looks at it. He nods at PKA and then runs at him for a clothesline right to hell. He drags Peeks into the corner and grabs the ropes as he lets loose a flurry of stomps. He picks Peeks up and ties him up in a tree of woe. He stalks across the ring and grabs the ladder, running it right into PKA's middle. PKA falls out of the tree and onto the mat. B-Pac runs and bounces the opposite ropes, coming back into a baseball slide, kicking PKA right out of the ring. He snatches up the chair and catapults the rope sliding the chair under him for a leg drop, but Peeks slides out of the way and Pac hits the ground with the chair under him. He lets out a groan of pain and tries to get to his feet. It looks like he's hurt his left thigh.
Kris Red: 'Pac doesn't look like he's feeling very well.'
PKA is on his knees, trying to shake the pain off. He gets up and bolts toward B-Pac, but Pac ducks the clothesline that's coming and hooks PKA around the middle. He does the old Benoit three suplex combo. B-Pac gets up still favoring his left leg, and grabs the chair. PKA gets back to his feet and is immediately smacked back down with the chair. B-Pac grabs Peeks and lays him out on the steel steps, then hits him with a big splash. PKA rolls off the steps holding his back. He stumbles away from B-Pac trying to catch a second wind. Pac rolls into the ring and comes across to the otherside for another catapult toward Peeks, but Peeks sidesteps and Pack slams into the barrier against his left leg. He yells out in pain as he's barely able to stand now. PKA grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. The fans are yelling out submission moves that will play on B-Pac's leg, and PKA finally wraps him up in a sharpshooter.
Kris Red: 'Smart move by PKA, targetting that injured left thigh of B-Pac.'
B-Pac groans and curses as PKA locks it in tighter and tighter. He can't take much more pressure on his leg, but he's not ready to lose the match this soon. PKA yells in frustration as B-Pac refuses to tap. B-Pac begins to crawl his way toward the ropes, and reaching out for them. Sweat runs off his face as he's reaching, and the fans are chanting P-K-A... P-K-A!! PKA walks forward again, dragging B-Pac away from the ropes! The crowd is going insane.
Tony D: 'B-Pac needs to reach the ropes. The pressure must be killing him!'
B-Pac's head drops toward the mat and he clenches his fists underneath him, refusing to tap. His eyes are scrunched up as he tries not to concentrate on the pain in his leg. He finally reaches an arm out as everyone in the house and at home leans forward from the edge of their seats. He brings his arm down on the ring bell! Taking a chance in a desperate situation, B-Pac slings it back over his head, and nails Peeks right in the back of the head! The B-Pac fans in the house whoop as PKA lets go of the move and goes down. Blood leaks out of the back of his head.
Tony D: 'B-Pac lunged the bell at the back of PKA's head!!!'
Kris Red: 'And PKA is seeing red now, well, he's not SEEING much of anything! Look at the back of his head.'
B-Pac rolls away from Peeks and crawls into the corner, leaning against the turnbuckles. He forces himself to stand up, wincing at the pain in his leg. He limps over to the dazed PKA and leads him to the corner. He pushes PKA up and climbs the turnbuckles, moving around and gets into position for a sit down powerbomb right onto the ladder! He pushes PKA over and stands, pulling PKA into a boston crab!
Tony D: 'Unique execution of the Boston Crab!'
The pain brings PKA out of his daze as B-Pac pulls the hold tight on the ladder. PKA can't hold out and taps the ladder furiously. The second bell rings as B-Pac lets go and collapses off of PKA.
Randy Long: 'The winner of Fall Two: B-Pac!!'
The cage begins to lower.
Kris Red: 'Oh man, here we go.'
Tony D: 'The tiebreaker.. a barbwire steel cage match.'
Neither man is moving much. PKA is lying half on and half off the ladder, curled up around it with his face on the ground and looking out of one eye at no one in particular in the crowd. His mouth is opened slightly, teeth clenched as he sucks in breaths of air. Both fists are clenched in fists on the mat. Blood mixed with sweat is running in a rivulet down the back of his neck and across his collarbone to drip on the ladder. B-Pac is flat on his back, staring at the cage as it lowers. He draws in slow breaths through his nose as his lips are tightened and thinned against the pain. His hand is hovering over his injured leg, not daring to touch it more than a little gingerly. The other hand is flat but tense, as if he were trying to grip the flat surface of the mat.
Tony D: 'Both men are out. How will they even be able to continue in this?'
Kris Red: 'They're doing the smart thing, and taking a breather.'
The cage settles into place.
Kris Red: 'And its on..'
PKA pushes up to his knees first. There is a feral look in his eyes and he gets to his feet. B-Pac begins to sit up slowly, his face blank, betraying no emotion. He gets to his feet. The two men face each other in a classic staredown.
Kris Red: 'You can feel the tension between these two. Both desperately want this final fall to be theirs.'
B-Pac yells out and runs across the ring, but PKA does a drop toe hold. Pac hits hard and rebusts his nose. Blood spatters in a fan across the mat. Peeks grabs the chair and begins pounding the edge into B-Pac's hurt leg. Pac yells out in pain, but suddenly rolls over to his back and kicks the chair up into Peeks' face with his right foot. PKA stumbles back as B-Pac grabs the ropes and is to his feet. Everything below his face is a mask of red. PKA swings the chair wildly, but B-Pac spears him to the mat. B-Pac mounts punches to PKA's face as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.... 11-12-13-14-15! He spits blood in PKA's face and drags him to his feet. He whips him hard enough to send him crashing into the barbedwire cage. PKA starts to stumble away, but his hair is wrapped up in the barbedwire!
B-Pac laughs as he launches across the ring and dropkicks PKA in the chest. PKA crumples and his weight pulls him free. He shakes his head, but B-Pac drops a double axe handle smash into the busted back of Peeks' head. PKA growls with pain, but mule kicks B-Pac in the marbles. B-Pac hits his knees clutching the package. PKA gets to his feet and drops a guillotine on Pac. He reaches up and begins to climb the cage, wincing as the barbs stick into his hands. B-Pac pulls himself up quickly and grabs the top rope, doing what looks like a botchy over the top rope half 619 (a 309.5?) onto PKA's back, bringing him crashing back down to the mat.
Kris Red: 'What the hell?! Interesting move by B-Pac!'
PKA bounces back to his feet and starts landing chops to B-Pac's chest. After only two, Pac suddenly smacks PKA's arm away and shoves him backward over the ladder. PKA trips and flips over the ladder, landing on the other side.
He looks surprised, but then sees the ladder. A grin breaks out on his face. B-Pac stalks over, but Peeks suddenly headbutts him in the stomach. Pac doubles over, and PKA spinkicks him right in the head. PKA sets the ladder up against the cage, then grabs the downed B-Pac by the legs, falling back to catapult Pac right into the ladder.
Tony D: 'PKA has that ladder.. what's he going to do with it?'
B-Pac stumbles and turns around to fall face first to the match a la Ric Flair. PKA sets the ladder up and starts to climb, ready to finish B-Pac off and climb out of the cage. Pac is rolling up to his feet, shaking out the cobwebs. He spies the ringbell again, and grabs it up. He turns and starts up the other side of the ladder.
Kris Red: 'Pac with the ringbell..and they're both scaling sides of the ladder.'
PKA sees B-Pac coming up, but not the bell. When B-Pac gets to the top, PKA lashes out with fists flying. Pac has tucked the bell into the back of his pants, and as PKA is swinging, B-Pac leans back away from the punches, and reaches for the bell. He works it out of his pants, and suddenly brings it overhead in both hands, crashing down on the crown of PKA's head. PKA drops to his ass on the rung he was standing on, collapsing forward against the rungs. He looks unconscious.
B-Pac laughs and drops the ringbell, carefully making his way down on his torn up leg. He glances up at PKA one last time, then turns to climb out of the cage. He makes his way slowly up, barbs digging into his hands, his left leg throbbing with pain. He has to stop twice before getting to the top.
Tony D: 'B-Pac!'
Kris Red: 'PKA needs to get to his feet!'
There's a sudden pop from the crowd as PKA stirs. One of PKA's arms raises and grabs the next rung up. The other arm follows, and PKA is actually pulling himself back to his feet! B-Pac doesn't notice as he's chest high with the top of the barbedwire cage. PKA is climbing behind B-Pac, keeping pace with him. As B-Pac throws one leg over the top of the cage, PKA reaches the top and crouches. B-Pac turns one second too late to see PKA come flying off the top of the ladder, spearing B-Pac and sending them both flipping out of the cage. A few women in the crowd scream as they plummet to the mat outside.
'HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!'
Tony D: 'DANGEROUUUUUUS!!!'
B-Pac and PKA hit the mat outside the cage with a thud as the crowd falls deadly silent. Refs and medical crews rush to the fallen competitors. B-Pac raises his head for just a moment before giving up and collapsing. Gurneys are being rolled out as a replay plays across the screen.
Kris Red: 'That was insane!!! PKA doesn't care about his body at all!'
Tony D: 'That's for sure! But who's feet touched the floor first? Who is the winner?'
Every fan's eyes in the house, along with the match ref, watch the giant screen as it goes into slow instant replay, PKA flying through the air, crashing into B-Pac, the momentum carrying them over the edge of balance. One of B-Pac's pant legs catches a bit on some barbedwire, and PKA continues flipping a little past him. As they fall slowly, PKA's legs are about two inches closer to the ground and he hits first.
Kris Red: 'It looks like..'
The ref has seen enough. He calls for the bell and declares PKA the winner as the fans explode in cheers for these two incredible combatants, both who are being rolled out on the gurneys.
Randy Long: 'Here is your winner of the Third and Final Fall- P...K...A!'
The crowd cheers as 'Just Like You' hits the PA System.
Kris Red: 'PKA did it! He finally defeated B-Pac!'
Tony D: 'What a match this was. Both men put their bodies on the line.'
Cameras catch a shot of medics rushing to the aid of B-Pac and PKA. Both men resist help and get to their feet, very, very slowly. The fans applaud as both men are barely able to stand. PKA does in fact drop to his knees and medics rush to his side but he gets back up! Both men have a ten second staredown as they are about ten feet from each other. PKA then puts his arms into the air and the crowd explodes! He points to B-Pac with both fists together and the crowd once again explodes. With no commentary, just the reaction from the fans, just the background music, Shocker is sent off the air.