"Grade A" PKA vs The Mainstreamer
NWO Championship
Ultraviolent Match
No Interference
March 11, 2004
Mike D: PKA has remained steady and focused all
week long. He claims he is at a 100% so this could be his night or more
appropriately his time!
Hank: Well he better hope he is a 100% because he
comes the nWo champion The Mainstreamer.
'Hate Me Now' hits the PA and The Mainstreamer steps out on the ramp,
smirking at the hissing fans. Silver pyros shoot upwards as he makes
his way down the ramp. Near the bottom of the ramp, he shoves down a
camera man trying to move into a better position. He stops and scans
the crowd and smiles at the boos he receives which is the opening PKA
was already waiting for! Before he could even see it coming PKA ran
from
one side of the ring to the other and launched himself over the barb
wire and landed with a mid air flip on Mainstreamer. PKA not wasting
any
time is quick to his feet and pulls Mainstreamer up by his head. PKA
lines Mainstreamer up and quickly suplexes him into one of the four
glass
boxes. Mainstreamer easily busts thru the glass and lets out a loud
quick scream of pain.
Mike D: Good lord PKA is like a man possessed. Have
you ever seen anyone bring it to Mainstreamer like this Frank?
Hank: Damn you and the frank shit! It's Hank and NO!
No one has ever brought it to the Mainstreamer like this. But that is
the way you are gonnga have to do it to get it done!
PKA stands above Mainstreamer with a wicked smile. He bends down and
lifts Mainstreamer up and quickly gives him a knee to the ribs knocking
what air Mainstreamer had left in him right out. PKA quickly launches
another offensive move as he whips Mainstreamer's back into the side of
the ring. The camera gets a shot of his back to see blood has already
stained his shirt red. Mainstreamer once again winces in pain as his
back has been the primary target of PKA's attack. PKA heads in for the
kill but before he can get a hold of Mainstreamer he sees a quick flash
of an arm followed by a severe stinging pain in his right eye.
He quickly brings his hand to cover his away and starts to walk away
when he feels his knee explode with pain. PKA drops to one knee as
Mainstreamer continues his kick assault. A left foot to PKA's right
ribs
followed by a right kick to his jaw. "Grade A" falls to his back and
looks thru his right eye to see a very blurry
Mainstreamer reaching down towards him. Out of instinct PKA throws a
quick left jab but only connects with the air. Mainstreamer then
launches a stomp down on PKA until he stops squirming around so much.
Satisfied he has his prey injured Mainstreamer picks PKA back up and
hoists him into a fireman's carry.
Mainstreamer then charges the ring and fires PKA into the barb wire at
the last second. The momentum is devastating as PKA gets tangled up in
the barb wire and spins in it a couple of times before his weight pulls
itself away from the barb wire and he lands on the mat. The audience
oohs and ahhs as they can feel the flesh rip off of PKA's body. Blood
begins to flow from various wounds around his body. Mainstreamer safely
glides himself into the ring and begins to mock PKA's poses. The fans
boo in unison only to Mainstreamer's delight. After having enough fun
with the audience
Mainstreamer walks over to PKA and reaches down for him but is grabbed
and rolled into a small package! The ref on top of the situation moves
in for the count which barely gets to 2.
PKA is trying to get back to his feet but Mainstreamer is pissed. He
kicks PKA as hard as he can in the ribs and starts looking around the
ring. There in the corner he spots the c-4 explosives and begins to
plot. Mainstreamer then hops up into the air and lands a knee square
into PKA's back. PKA collapses under the weight and takes the blow at
full force. PKA lets out a horrible sound as Mainstreamer drags him
back
to his feet. Mainstreamer picks PKA up into a flapjack like position
and
walks over to the corner of the ring with him.
Hank: Uh oh...looks like the end for PKA right
here!
Mike D: HOLY SHIT! PKA reversed the flapjack into
a ddt! I swear to god Mainstreamer is dead!
Hank: Unfortunately for PKA though he can not
capitalize on the situation as he took the explosion to his back as
well. Both men are down and it looks like both men are out!
Mike D: Sadly for these two though this thing only
ends via a pin fall. I am pretty sure both men are in dire need of
medical attention already!
The referee checks on both men to find neither are moving. Mainstreamer
lies on his stomach with his face buried in his hands. Meanwhile PKA
lays on his back...awake...but in to much pain to move just yet. He
cocks his head to the side to see Mainstreamer still in the same
position which is all the motivation he needs as he slowly starts to
crawl towards Mainy. PKA gets to Mainy and rolls him over to groans
from
the audience. The camera moves in for a close up of Mainstreamer's face
to find it covered with a mixture of thick dark red blood and a black
powderish type substance. The shot then quickly cuts the a view of the
ref counting Mainstreamer's shoulders down. 1-2....NO!
Mainstreamer struggles a shoulder up at the last possible second. The
crowd thinking PKA had it won lets out a disappointing sigh. PKA
however
stands back to his feet and throws his arms up in the air with triumph
much to the delight of the crowd. PKA picks Mainstreamer up and hurls
him into the barb wire at full force. Mainstreamer quickly gets torn up
all over his back some more as the barb wire penetrates into his flesh.
Before he could even let out the slightest gesture of pain PKA pries
Mainstreamer off the wire and launches him across the ring into the
other
side. Once again Mainstreamer's flesh sinks into the wire. PKA charges
Mainstreamer and delivers a picture perfect dropkick into Streamers
chest cause the wire to dig farther into his back. The look of pain The
Mainstreamers face is indescribable. That look us quickly vanquished as
PKA starts delivering kicks to both sides of Mainstreamers head. At
first he tried to move but the barb wire kept him in place. After
several kicks to the each side of his head Mainstreamer for the first
time ever slouched down as though he was passed out.
Mike D: I think PKA has got this one won!
Mainstreamer appears to be knocked out cold!
Hank: I agree with ya Hank but Mainstreamer could be
playing possum. Then again he has suffered more pain than humanly
possible in my book!
Mike D: Well it looks like his crash course in
extreme pain isn't over yet. PKA is moving another one of those C-4
explosives to the middle of the ring!
PKA sets up the C-4 and moves over to Mainstreamer who still hasn't
moved. He struggles for a bit but manages to pry Mainstreamer off and
drags him towards the center of the ring. PKA gives a signal to the
crowd and delivers the P-Krusher to Mainstreamer in the middle of the
ring on top of the C4!
Mike D: That's it! The P-Krusher this ones
over!
Hank: But the C4...it malfunctioned! It didin't
explode!
Mike D: I really don't think that matters after
all
the punishment Mainstreamer just took. Count him ref, this one is
over!
PKA looks baffled by the malfunction but makes the cover quickly
anyways. He hooks the leg as the ref makes the count. 1-2-3! PKA HAS
DONE IT! The ref signals for the bell as the crowd goes wild! PKA rises
to his knees and throws his arms up in the air victoriously.
Mike D: I can't believe it....PKA has done the
unthinkable! He beat Mainstreamer with a pin fall. 1-2-3 right in the
middle of the ring!
Hank: I can't believe it either Mike. After two long
hard years of sacrificing himself for this company all of his dreams
have finally came true!
"My time" begins playing over the PA as PKA is awarded the title. He
stares at it in disbelief before hugging it to his chest. A tear of
emotion runs down his left eye as he poses with his belt for all to
see.
Everyone in the arena is on their feet applauding PKA for his win. It
takes everyone by surprise as "Thugs Cry" by Bizzie Bone hits the PA.
The cheers turn to boos as everyone's attention turns towards the ramp
to see Wafer standing there looking pissed. His music dies down quickly
as he begins to speak.
Wafer: I must say PKA I am almost impressed by
you today. You did the unthinkable and pinned Mainstreamer 1-2-3! Not
very many people have ever done that to him. In fact as of right now
only 2 people have ever pinned him. You and Rammer, who did it in a Mainstream
event. A lesser known fact as
of right now though is that while 2 people may have pinned him he has
only lost once. You see PKA, I will make this
short
and sweet, Remember how you decided to take it upon yourself to
introduce a new stipulation into the match? Well let's just say
turnabout is fair play.
Before Mainstreamer accepted the proposition I reminded him that it was
I
that made the matches around here and not you PKA. With that being said
I informed him that if he accepted your stipulation he could name one
of
his own. Well I must apologize, it must have slipped my mind that on
top
of this being a Ultraviolent brutality match it is also a best out of
three match. On the bright side though, you already have one won. The
down side though, you have to beat Mainstreamer one more time to make
it
official and...that isn't going to happen!
Without warning Mainstreamer sneaks up on PKA and gives him a belly to
back suplex landing him on the C4, this time to a mighty explosion.
Mainstreamer wasting no time makes the cover. 1-2-3! The ref calls for
the bell as Mainstreamer rolls over on to his back and tries to muster
some energy.
Mike D: I can't believe this Hank! PKA just got
screwed out of the title!
Hank: What are you talking about? It all sounds fair
to me. PKA gets a stipulation, Mainstreamer gets a
stipulation.
Mike D: Yeah except PKA had no clue about the last
stipulation. This changes everything about the game Hank! The mental
mindset, the game plan, everything! Had PKA known about the stipulation
he probably would have had to prepare different!
Hank: Well that is what makes The Mainstreamer a
true
champion. He is able to adapt to any and all situations given to
him.
Mike D: Yes, but at least he knew the whole time
going in that this was going to be a best out of 3 match. He didn't have
to adapt. Then again he never does he is a part of "the clique." With
Wafer's mind and Mainstreamer's ability I don't think Mainstreamer is
ever gonna lose this title!
Hank: Yeah you would need someone pretty damn sweet
to beat the Mainstreamer. But hey let's be optimistic here for a
moment.
PKA still has a chance to win. In fact, look down at the ring both men
are climbing to their feet!
Mainstreamer and PKA, both a little weary stand face to face in the
center of the ring. Mainstreamer rears back and clocks PKA which almost
knocks him backwards, but PKA uses the momentum to propel himself back
forward and clock The Mainstreamer. Both men then begin to trade
punches
with no one getting the advantage. Finally Mainstreamer drops to a knee
as PKA rears back for one more punch. Out of the blue Mainstreamer
spins, hits a leg sweep, and spears the unsuspecting PKA. The crowd
jump
to their feet sensing a pin fall is near.
Mike D: Out of no where The Mainstreamer just hit
the Mainliner! It could be over here. The ref moves in for the count.
1-2-.....NO!
Hank: Where did he find it? I can't believe PKA just
kicked out of the mainliner! That pretenious little punk!
The Mainstreamer stands up looking a little bit frustrated. He carefully
slides out of the ring and begins looking under it. He smiles as he
produces his trust Louisville Slugger Baseball bat much to the fans
dismay. He taunts it to the crowd before turning back around to see PKA
flying over the barbed wire at him. PKA somehow lands a beautiful
flying
cross body onto Mainstreamer sending them both down hard onto the
concrete. The bat goes rolling into the crowd as some lucky fan grabs
it
and waves it in the air. PKA meanwhile, gets back to his feet and picks
the Mainstreamer up and starts to drag him up the ramp with the referee
in hot pursuit. PKA slams Mainstreamer's head against the bottom part
of
of the Videotron which sends Mainstreamer walking about in circles in a
daze. PKA delivers a martial arts style kick to the back of
Mainstreamer's head which knocks him down to both knees. PKA then poses
to the crowd to a loud reaction as he sets up Mainstreamer for a
Piledriver on the metal ramp.
Mike D: PKA is looking to finish the job right
here!
Hank: Poor Mainstreamer. With the C-4 explosion to
the head and now this Piledriver on to the metal ramp Mainstreamer is
probably going to be retarded!
PKA lifts Mainstreamer up and delivers one of the most devastating
Piledrivers ever seen. Mainstreamer's body crashes to the ground
lifeless as PKA stands up The Mainstreamer victorious. He starts to go
for the pin when he stands back up and smiles evilly at Mainstreamer.
PKA
then, for some strange reason, heads backstage and off camera leaving
everyone to wonder what is happening.
Hank: What the hell is PKA doing?
Mike D: I don't know but I can assure you
this....it's bad news for Mainstreamer.
Suddenly PKA returns with a table! He sets it up next to Mainstreamer
and looks to the audience for approval. They are on their feet and
going nuts! PKA picks Mainstreamer up and lies him on the table. He
delivers a couple of sharp right hands to the side of the head and then
points to the videotron. The crowd begins to scream even louder. PKA
begins to climb up the Videotron stopping every few feet to judge the
distance. However, ever time he stops the crowd begs for him to go
higher which he complies to. Finally he stands himself on to of the
Videotron some 25 feet above the stage.
Mike D: Get the ambulances ready in the back for
the love of GOD!
Hank: This is insane! Not only is he going to destroy
The Mainstreamer but he is going to destroy himself! What a
fool!
PKA takes one last breath and calculates the distant. He rears back to
jump and leaps into the air kind of awkwardly. Thousands upon thousands of
flash bulbs around the arena go off simultaneously as PKA comes hurdling
towards the Mainstreamer still lying motionless on the table.
Hank: Oh I can't look....poor poor
Mainstreamer!
Mike D: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Somehow someway PKA
missed! He seemingly over judged. My god PKA is hurt bad folks!
The crowd gasps in shock as PKA overshot the table by a few feet and
landed very badly. The referee checks on him while he lies motionless
with blood coming out of his mouth. Mainstreamer finally coming to
slides off the table in a heap and drags himself across PKA's body. The
ref has no choice but to count 1-2-3. The bell rings as Mainstreamer
lies atop PKA without moving. Wafer, Ballace, and Jay Jameson all come
out applauding and help Mainstreamer up. He is in la-la land still but
he clutches his title to his chest as he is helped off stage by The
Clique. Paramedics rush to and attend to PKA. They slide a neck brace on
him and cart him off on a stretcher very quickly. Meanwhile, the ring
crew rushes out to change the ring back over for The gladiator match.
The camera then focus their attention solely on Mike D and Hank.
Hank: Good god that was amazing and sickening all in
one shot. I truly wish Mainstreamer a speedy recover.
Mike D: Mainstreamer? Mainstreamer? Did you not
see
PKA? That man just took the biggest risk in his career for us and the
fans and you don't even care.
Hank: Your god-damned right I don't! PKA is an idiot
for taking some stupid risk like that. Serves him right.
The Videotron comes alive with the replay of PKA seconds before his
jump
of the Videotron. As it goes in slow motion one can barely see a blur
of
something white near PKA right before he jumps. In fact it seems to
have
affected his jump. Before the replay can even finish Mike D is up in
arms.
Mike D: Did you see that? Good lord PKA was
pushed!
Hank: What are you talking about? That was probably
just a blur of light reflecting off of something. You and your damned
conspiracy theories Mike!
Mike D: Shut up Frank! Let's look at that
again!
Once again the same scene is shown. Mike whips out his John Madden
football pencils and circles where he thinks the hand pushed PKA. Hank
quickly retaliates with his own set of pencils and precedes to draw some
kind of light reflecting off of this light then reflecting off of this
light. By the time he is the done, the object or hand in question has
been marked out.
Hank: And as you can see Mike nothing
happened!
Mike D: Well let's just say that this isn't over.
Not even by a long shot! We wish a speedy recover for PKA and all of
our
participants tonight and let me tell you this. Whoever you are, PKA
will
not let this slide! You ruined his dream and possibly even his career.
For your sake you best hope PKA never walks again!
Hank: Just shut up already! There was no hand, no
push, no foul play. Get over it PKA lost...that's the way life works.
And the way our PPV works is buy McDonald's who are making ya feel good
in the neighborhood!
Mike D: You do realize that you are giving them
free publicity right? Do you think if you start saying their name week
after week they are going to send you Big Macs or
something? Hank- I certainly do Mike, it's time for one of the
most highly anticipated nWo Main events in a long time. The Gladiator match.....
Michael D -Half correct because I get to introduce the first
two men, so bite me because I have my public to see!