Hank- They don't seem upset at all about being revealed! Well, it's now time for the match of matches tonight...the RING WARS match! Let me quickly re-cap the rules. We have 3 teams of 4 superstars from both the nWo and WoW. Each team is represented by a champion whether it be Brutality, International or Trivia. We have 3 rings seperated by aisle ways forming a triangle type pattern on the arena floor. Each title belt will be hung above each teams 'home' ring. The object, be the team to capture all the titles (ladder match style) and have them all safetly hanging above your home ring. Once this is acheived, the other two teams will be eliminated.
Michael D - Don't forget, the match doesn't end there. The surviving team will then face off against eachother for those title belts. At the end of the match, we will have 3 champions and one poor soul left out in the dark. Here we go!
The Big Bossmans music hits as the current WoW Trivia Champion steps out spinning his night stick. He begins to head to one of the rings. Following behind him emerges Elite member B-Pac who gets quite the boos from the crowd whom he flips off. The clown make-up wearing Malakian steps out behind him and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. He is followed by the newcomer Seth Raide who gets quite the ovation from the crowd. All the men enter their home ring except for Seth who doesn't even seem to acknowledge his partners.
Hank - This is a WoW stacked team with Seth being the odd nWo man out. No wonder he wants nothing to do with his team.
Michael D - Well, he's going to have to get along if he wants to make it the next round.
Every light in the arena dims but not to an absolute black. A light from the rafters above the ring shines down a heavenly effect. Crawling in the Dark then hits the PA system, when the lead kicks in two white pyros go off either side of the entrance ramp and as the vocal then kicks in the sturdy figure of The Enforcer emerges from the thick smoke given off by the pyros. He holds his arms out in a crucifix style with eyes closed. As the next chorus kicks in his eyes open and arms drop before he breaks into a run toward the ring and toward the heavenly light shining down on it. He sports his nWo Brutality Championship. His the music continues as his teammates follow behind him. Shayne Ryder, "The Franchise" Neo and Lawrence Jarvis. All three head to the ring together behind the team captain and climb in their home ring. They stare across the aisle way to the Bossman's team and begin taunting them.
Hank - It will definatly be interesting to see what each teams strategy is here.
Christian Wright's entire team leaves their ring and has CW and Johnny Vain head towards the Brutality title ring while Brimstone and PKA head towards the Trivia title ring. Enforcer, Ryder and Neo all head towards the International title ring while Jarvis stays back as a defender in his home ring. Over in the Trivia title ring, B-Pac scoops up the ladder and takes it outside the ring and slides it underneath the ring. The entire team stays inside the ring to defend their championship belt.
Hank - Three different strategies. Let's see how this plays out. For those of you at home with High Definition television, you can use your in screen" feature to watch all three rings at once! For those of you with regular television, we'll do our best to catch all the action.
CW and Vain meet up with Enforcer, Ryder and Neo in one aisle and begin to battle it out while PKA and Brimstone approach the Trivia title ring and it's defenders. B-Pac, Bossman and Malakian urge the two to come on in the ring. As they approach, Seth Raide blindsides the two with a double clothesline. With the two down, the whole team begins to take them on outside the ring 4 on 2! They begin stomping the two. B-Pac gets his team members to stop so he can get his hands on PKA. He pulls PKA up and rolls him into the ring and follows, while the other 3 begin to take out Brimstone. Bossman grabs his nightstick while the other two grab weapons from under the ring. The begin to pound and beat Brimstone with all their weapons. Brimstones eyes begin to light up for some of his power but then fade out. The beating is too much, 3 on 1 with weapons. Finally, Seth Raide yanks away the Bossmans night stick and strikes Brimstone in the temple with it, knocking him completey out and busting him wide open. The Bossman shoves Raide wanting his nightstick back. Raide just drops it on the ground and glares at Bossman. Raide turns and begins to head towards the International title ring. Officials begin to check on Brimstone and cross their arms to the back. Medics arrive on the scene and attend to Brimstone.
Hank - This isn't good for Christian Wrights team. It looks like Brimstone won't be able to continue.
Michael D - Yea, but look in the ring! PKA and B-Pac are going at it tooth and nail! They've been wanting to get at eachother for weeks now!
B-Pac and PKA exchange lefts and rights until B-Pac gets the upper hand and sends PKA into a corner. He comes in with a clothesline and attempts a DDT but PKA grabs the rope making B-Pac fall back onto the mat. PKA lands on him with an elbow drop. He pulls B-Pac up and hits him with a neckbreaker. PKA looks up at the Trivia title hanging above the ring but realizes there's no ladder around. He begins to search for the ladder looking around the ring. He looks over the ropes and BAM! He gets the top of the ladder right in the face courtosy of Malakian. PKA goes down.
Well, he found the ladder.
Across the way, CW & Vain are still battling in the aisle with Enforcer, Ryder and Neo. CW is double teamed by Enforcer and Ryder but battles back. He delivers shots to both men making them stumble back. With the two men groggy, he grabs them both by the back of their heads and slams them both into the guard rail. He then helps out Vain who is being choked out by Neo. He dropkicks Neo in the face making him break the hold. He helps Vain up and points to the ring where Jarvis is waiting, defending the title. The two men approach the ring but don't see Jarvis scoop up the ladder. As they climb to the apron Jarvis throws the ladder at them. The ladder strikes them knocking them off the apron. The fans begin to cheer louder and louder and Jarvis soaks it up but quicly realizes it's not all for him. Seth Raide has just climbed the ladder in the empty home ring for the International title and pulled the belt down!
Hank - Seth just walked right in and took the title! Now he's got to get it back in the Trivia title ring!
CW and Vain are down and have no idea Seth has the title. Seth begins to climb down the ladder but just then the ladder is toppled by Enforcer and Ryder. Seth hits the mat and drops the belt. Ryder picks up Seth and tosses him out of the ring. He picks up the title and is about to head back to the Brutality ring when he is struck from behind by the Bossman and his nightstick. Bossman picks up the International title and leaves the ring. Enforcer, who is working on Seth outside the ring spots Bossman leaving with the title. He stands up allowing Seth to get a low blow in. Enforcer falls over. Seth approaches the Bossman and pats him on the back as he begins to head back to the Trivia title ring but then clobbers his own partner Bossman! Bossman goes down. Seth grabs the title and heads back to the trivia title ring.
Hank - Seth wants to do this all on his own!
In the ring, Malakian has set up the ladder for Seth while B-Pac keeps PKA detained in the corner. Seth climbs the ladder and hooks the International title up with the Trivia title. Just then, Neo slides into the ring with a steel chair and begins attacking Malakian, B-Pac and Seth. PKA breaks free and the two begin to work together even though they are on different teams. With the Trivia title team all down, PKA kicks Neo in the stomach making him drop the chair. PKA then DDT's Neo right on the chair! PKA looks up to see he is the only one concious and spots the two titles hanging above the ring. He climbs up the ladder and grabs both belts before falling down to the mat and rolling out of the ring!
Hank - What a smart move by PKA!
Back in the Brutality title ring, CW and Vain have made it inside the ring and have gotten the ladder away from Jarvis. They begin to double team Jarvis. CW pulls Jarvis to the corner and begins stomping him. He turns and tells Vain to go get the belt. Vain sets up the ladder and begins climbing. Jarvis sees him and rakes the eyes of CW who stumbles back. Jarvis clotheslines CW and then dropkicks the ladder. The ladder falls over with Vain on it. Vain flies over the top rope and lands flat on his back outside the ring! The fans begin to chant "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!"
Hank - This is it! All PKA has to do is get to the top and hang those belts up! He climbs in the ring and sets up the ladder!
PKA begins to climb the ladder with the belts. Shyne Ryder slides into the ring and begins to climb the other side of the ladder. The two men get to the top and are exchanging punches as the ladder teeters. Then Christian Wright comes in and climbs up begind Ryder. He puts his head between his legs and picks him up on his shoulders and falls back off the ladder! Ryder lands hard on his back with a loud bang.. The fans go crazy! PKA is about to attatch the belts when Lawrence Jarvis flies into the ring and knocks over the ladder making PKA fly over the top rope much like he did to Vain except PKA goes crashing through a spanish announce table!! The fans are in shock and once again chant "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!"
Michael D - He had it!
Enforcer comes too and spots the carnage. He sees all the belts laying around and scoops them up. He begins to head back to his own ring with Lawrence Jarvis watching his back. The Bossman begins chasing them from behind by Jarvis hits him with the "Sensational Shot" superkick knocking him out. Enforcer makes it to the ring but looks up to see B-Pac and Seth Raide waiting in his ring. Enforcer climbs in the ring and the two men charge at him. Just as B-Pac is about to charge he is tripped up by Neo who snuck in behind him. Seth grabs a hold of Enforcer but Enforcer breaks free and hits him in the face with the Brutality title cutting him open. Seth begins to taste his blood and that only enrages him. He kicks Enforcer in the stomach and picks him up with all the belts and delivers a brain buster. The belts fall to the mat. Meanwhile, Neo picks up the ladder and hits B-Pac in the gut with it and then swings it at his head. It connects sending B-Pac out of the ring and to the floor next to Vain who is still out from the fall earlier. Seth turns to Neo and dropkicks the ladder back into his face knocking him down, just before Christian Wright sneaks past Jarvis. Christian Wright attacks Seth from behind and then body slams him on the ladder. He then climbs to the top rope and signals to splash Seth onto the ladder. He flies off but Jarvis pulls Seth off the ladder causing CW to land directly on the ladder with a crash!
Hank - OH MY! That could have broken some ribs! CW is in pain!
Michael D - Yea but smart move on Jarvis. He used saved and advesary only to injure another one!
Shayne Ryder makes is back to the Brutality title ring and spots Malakian heading down the opposite aisle. He jumps up on the guard wall and runs across Jeff Hardy style and clothesline Malakian before he can make it to the ring. Inside the ring, Enforcer has gotten up and sets up the ladder. Jarvis begins to pick up the title belts when Seth Raide gets to his feet and comes behind Jarvis. Enforcer shouts to Jarvis to warn him. Jarvis quickly turns and hits another superkick to Seth knocking him down and out. Ryder make it back to the ring and joins his teammates. Jarvis begins to climb the ladder and shouts to his team who all pick up a title belt. Enforcer, Neo & Ryder all look at the belts and then at eachother and nod. The each hand Jarvis a belt who attatches them to the cable. The Brutality title attatched, then the Trivia title...then finally...the International title! The bell rings ending round one of the match. Enforcers team has done it!
Hank - What a match!! But that's just the beginning! Now they must face eachother to capture the titles. What teamwork!
The officials begins to assist the wrestlers from the other teams and get them out of the rings, aisles or tables they may be in. A breif break of about 5 minutes takes place as things are readied for the second half of this match up!
The disqualified superstars head backstage as we follow a few of them, most of them disgruntled as hell, hurting and disgraced.
Hank- No matter which team wins tonight, some legends were just made, and some of them are walking to their locker rooms right now.
The camera follows Johnny Vain to his locker room, and he slings the door open and tosses his television title aside as he looks pretty upset. He was looking foward to being a double champ tonight.
Voice- Hello Johnny.
Johnny- What the hell do you want?
Hank- Who the hell was that in Vain's locker room??
Mike D.- I don't know Frank, but its time for round two of this fantastic main event!!
Shane Ryder, Enforcer, Lawrence Jarvis, and "The Franchise" Neo all stand in one ring, staring each other down. Above them, poised seven feet above a twenty foot ladder, hang the Trivia, Brutality, and International titles.
Hank- This is it Mike, this is the moment we've been waiting for.
Jarvis rushes Ryder and clotheslines him right out of the ring. He leaps onto the ropes and flies out with a cross body block, keeping Shane from getting up. Enforcer goes flying across the ring, but Neo catches him with one hell of an elbow smash right in the face. The blood goes flying as Reynolds backpedals stunned. Neo hits him with a heel kick and then picks him back up by his hair, whipping him into the ropes. Jarvis is there on the apron and grabs Enforcer with an across the ropes dragon sleeper. He holds him there as Neo runs across and nails a shoulder block, sending both men to the outside. Neo rushes for the ladder, but Jarvis rolls into the ring quickly.
Mike D.- Jarvis is taking some bumps but staying in this battle.
Neo climbs the ladder and gets most of the way up before Jarvis spears the hell out of the ladder, sending it over. Neo falls toward the ropes and lands astride them, crushing his manhood. Jarvis stands up rubbing the shoulder where he hit the ladder. He grabs it and sets it back up to start climbing it himself. Shane Ryder is up and he rolls into the ring just as Enforcer is getting in on the other side. Both men make for the ladder and take a side climbing up opposite sides. Ryder places a well aimed kick at Enforcers midsection, sending him back to the mat. He climbs fast and catches up to Jarvis. He grabs his legs and turns around, moving up fast and nailing LJ with a giant powerbomb off the ladder!
Hank- WOW!
Jarvis looks stunned as Ryder starts for the ladder. Before he can get there, Enforcer is up and gives Ryder his midsection kick back. Ryder doubles over and gets a double arm DDT from Enforcer. Enforcer stomps Ryder a few good times, then lays the ladder across his length wise. He steps onto the ropes and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He sets up for a high risk move, but Neo is up on the apron. Enforcer doesn't see him, but Neo grabs the ropes and pushes himself up for a dropkick to Enforcer's kidneys. Neo falls back to the floor outside as Zak Reynolds goes flopping off the turnbuckle and onto the ladder, crushing Ryder and recieving a sick crunch in the rib section.
Mike- Thats gonna leave a mark, Frank!
Hank- HANK HANK HANK HANK HANK!!!
Neo is rolling into the ring. He looks at the heap of Ryder, Reynolds, and ladder, then turns to Lawrence Jarvis. Jarvis has started to get up, but Neo is faster this time and nails a viscious kick to the side of LJ's head. He picks him up to a standing position and leans him against the ropes, slapping him against the chest repeatedly. He pulls him off the ropes and nails a short arm clothesline. But he's not satisfied yet. He picks Jarvis back up and wraps him up for a suplex onto the ladder pile!
Hank- The Franchise is in control now!
Neo pulls the ladder from the mess and sets it up. He climbs, keeping an eye on his opponents. He gets to the top and reaches... reaches... he's got his hand on one of the titles, it looks like the International. Just as he's about to get a good hold on it, Shane Ryder kicks out at the ladder and The Franchise loses his grip on it. The ladder wobbles, but Neo grabs the top of it and walks it away from the pile of bodies. Ryder picks himself up and walks gingerly to the ladder. Neo calculates and leaps over the top of the ladder for a frog splash, but Ryder moves out of the way! Neo hits the deck like a rock!
Ryder is pulls the ladder back under the gold and starts the ascent, but Enforcer is up. Ryder leaps down off the ladder and faces Enforcer down. The two men trade off right hands across the ring, until Enforcer hits Ryder with a haymaker, sending him back into a standing Lawrence Jarvis! Jarvis makes for a grab, but Ryder grabs him and whips him right into The Enforcer. He collides with Reynolds, who is ready and nails a hip toss on Jarvis. He turns back to Ryder, but Ryder hits him with a knee lift, then nails the "Full Effect!"
Mike D.- Full Effect!
Ryder starts up the ladder again. He reaches the top and reaches out, grabbing a title. He descends the ladder and holds it up in the air!
Hank- Its the Trivia Title! Shane Ryder has brought the Trivia Title to nWo!!
The fans go nuts as Ryder brandishes the strap. He grins and exits the ring, making his way up the ramp.
Michael D.- One down two to go.
Jarvis and The Franchise are up. Jarvis runs toward Neo and gets a face full of some white powder!! Franchise rolls out of the ring and lifts up the ring skirt.
Hank- I think Neo's about to make this very serious.
Jarvis is trying to clean out his eyes at Neo drags a large footlocker out from under the ring. He lifts it and slides it into the ring. Jarvis finally has his eyes clear and he turns and sees Enforcer getting up. Making his way over there, he grabs the ladder and folds it up. Enforcer stands and goes to make a defensive move, hoping to knock the ladder into Jarvis' face, but Jarvis swings the ladder like a jousting stick and smacks Enforcer right in the face with it. Enforcer is on his ass and Jarvis sets the ladder against the ropes at an angle. He goes to lifts Enforcer up and whips him toward the ladder. Reynolds collides with the ladder hard enough for it to spill over the top, and Enforcer and the ladder tumble to the outside!
Mike D.- Way to use his momentum, Jarvis!
Hank- Enforcer's ribs are in a terrible state right now. He's in a lot of pain out there!
Neo is in the ring and has the foot locker open. Jarvis marches right over to him, not noticing the locker, and Neo suddenly turns with brass knuckles on each fist. He lays into Jarvis, nailing him in the face and chest with the knucks. Jarvis' face is breaking apart as the solid metal slams into it over and over. Neo has him up against the ropes, and grabs him, whipping him toward the footlocker. Jarvis hits it with his shin and trips up, landing ungracefully on his chin. It spills out all around him, revealing weapons of various types. Neo comes back to Jarvis, but Jarvis has grabbed a crow bar and takes it to Neo's breadbasket hard! Neo's eyes go wide with the impact, and Jarvis brings the crow bar up in an arc to Neo's chin.
Mike D.- A chin for a chin, hey Frank?
Hank-...
A trickle of blood drips from Neo's split chin, and runs down his neck and chest. Jarvis swings the crowbar again, but Neo ducks and grabs Jarvis around the midsection. He lifts him up and slams him into a turnbuckle. He does it again, again, again, trying like hell to knock the fight out of LJ. Jarvis drops the crow bar, and Neo switches him around, and hits him with a running powerslam!
Neo rolls out of the ring to retrieve the ladder, but Enforcer is up and he's got a glass pitcher of beer! He smashes it into Neo's skull, soaking them both! Neo falls, cuts covering his face. He is on his knees trying to get the beer (and possibly glass) out of his eyes. Enforcer slides the ladder into the ring, and is about to climb onto the apron when he feels The Franchise's brass knuckles in the small of his back. Franchise wraps an arm around Enforcer's throat from behind and continues to jab into Enforcer's back. Enforcer's face is twisted in a tortured grimace. Neo finally stops the punishment and scoops Enforcer up, laying him face up on the ring apron with his head hanging off. He hammers Enforcer's face as hard as he can, trying to take his head off.
Jarvis is up and setting up the ladder again. He is climbing while Enforcer and Neo keep each other busy.
Hank- Pay attention Neo!
Neo sees it just in time and climbs onto the apron. He steps up on to the ropes and reaches the top just as Jarvis is reaching for the remaining belts. Neo leaps off and dropkicks the ladder, sending it over and launching Jarvis to the floor outside the ring! Neo gets the ladder and sets it up. He climbs to the top and reaches out for the titles, getting ahold of the Brutality Belt. He grabs it and falls to the ring below! The fans pop again!
Mike D.- The Franchise is the Brutality Champion!
Hank- This isn't looking good for WoW!
Neo rolls out of the ring, obviously exhausted. He walks around to rampside, but Lawrence Jarvis is waiting, and he hits Neo with "The Sensation Shot!"
Michael D.- How cheap was that??
Hank- It doesn't matter, Neo is the Brutality Champion no matter what.
Its down to Lawrence Jarvis and The Enforcer. Jarvis is getting into the ring and Enforcer is leaning against the ropes trying to catch a small break. As Jarvis steps through the ropes, both men eye the remaining title, the International Title, and then each other.
They suddenly rush at each other, but Jarvis veers enough to nail a drop toe hold on Enforcer. Reynolds hits the ground hard, but gets quickly back to his feet. He turns and the fight continues. Jarvis goes to nail him with a right hand, but Enforcer blocks it and nails a right hand of his own. He begins jabbing at LJ's throat, and before long LJ is coughing and hacking from the abuse. Enforcer knees Jarvis in the junk, and then steps round for a side headlock. He runs toward the ropes, dragging Jarvis behind. Reynolds gets to the ropes and leaps over them! His downward momentum forces Jarvis' injured throat against the top rope and he ricochets into the ring as Enforcer lands on the outside.
The Fans- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jarvis is on his back clutching at his neck and coughing up a storm. Enforcer takes advantage of the moment and continues his breather.
Hank- Jarvis better do something, this is WoW's last chance at earning a title out of this match and saving themselves from humiliation at the hands of nWo's finest.
Jarvis has gotten up to one knee, and Enforcer gets into the ring again. He makes his way to the footlocker as LJ hacks and spits phlegm onto the ring mat. Enforcer sifts through the mess of the footlocker, trying to decide on a choice weapon. But Jarvis is already making his way over to him. Enforcer notices and picks up the footlocker itself, lobbing it full force at LJ. Jarvis catches it but the weight of it knocks him off his feet. Enforcer leaps onto the ropes for an Asai moonsault, but Jarvis scoots from under the locker and Enforcer hits it a second too late. Hits it hard too.
Michael D.- Oh no... his ribs.
His ribs indeed. Enforcer is hunched over the footlocker now coughing up blood onto the mat. Jarvis reaches into the mess that spilled out and grabs an extendable slap jack. He shakes it out to its full three foot length and examines the heavy lead ball at the end. A cruel smile twists his lips as he comes over to Enforcer and swings it in a wide arc into Enforcer's back.
Hank- Enforcers had to deal with a lot of area-specific punishment tonight. His ribs are probably broken, and his backs not going to be in good shape after Neo clocked him in it about thirty times with the knuckles. Jarvis knows this and is using it to his advantage.
Jarvis finally swings for the base of Enforcer's skull as hard as he can. The blow would probably kill Enforcer if he doesn't roll away at the last minute, bringing Jarvis up short. Jarvis looks angry and moves on Enforcer again, who is on his knees and holding his ribs, trying to back away. Jarvis swings the slapjack and nails Enforcer in the jaw, dislocating it. Enforcer screams in agony. Jarvis drops the rod and lifts Enforcer up for a pilediver, leaving him broken on the mat in a pool of his own blood. Jarvis goes to set up the ladder.
Mike D.- This is it Frank!
Hank-...
Jarvis is slowly climbing, having fought for over an hour tonight, he's pretty fatigued. He's about three quarters of the way up when the chanting of the fans catches his attention.
The Fans- REYNOLDS REYNOLDS REYNOLDS!
A stream of obscenities flows out of LJ's mouth as his face looks disgusted with the fans. He doesn't notice the effect the fans are having on Enforcer... or the help he is about to recieve. Down from the ramp run HSW's Brian Rage and IHWA's Wicked D! They rush into the ring and help Enforcer to his feet... broken ribs, busted back, dislocated jaw. LJ notices when Enforcer puts a foot on the ladder though. Rage and D exit the ring, satisfied with having a major effect on nWo/WoW's dealings.
Hank- Not again!! Something has got to be done about these constant run ins by other promotions
Michael D- How the hell is Enforcer standing??
Jarvis looks disbelieving at Enforcer, who is getting up the ladder at a respectable speed for his injuries. Jarvis begins to climb again, but Reynolds gives the ladder a shake, sending the message "I could take us both off this ladder at any second." Jarvis could also, but he's got the better position and it would be worse for him. He is near to the top now, and he decides to let the injured Enforcer get up to his level.
When Enforcer reaches the top, Jarvis immediately swings for his jaw. But Enforcer grabs his fist in midswing and twists it around slowly. Rage tears Jarvis' face in a snarl as Enforcer has him bent out over twenty feet of open air. Jarvis can't seem to break Enforcer's hold, so he reluctantly lets go with the other hand to swing at Enforcer. Reynolds sees his chance and lets go of LJ's fist and leaps up to the top rung of the ladder. Jarvis overbalances for a moment, but grabs the ladder just in time. Enforcer is already reaching for the International belt as the crowd has gone eerily silent.
The Fans- ~eerie silence~
Jarvis pulls himself up on level with Enforcer, and both men are perched precariously atop the ladder. Enforcer is still reaching as Jarvis begins to do the same. Jarvis grabs the belt and the cable holding it and pulls himself up above the ladder, wrapping his legs around Enforcer.
Mike D.- He intends to take Enforcer down and win the match with the same devestating move!
Enforcer knows the end is at hand, and he throws caution to the wind. He headbutts Jarvis' crotch as hard as he can. Jarvis' eyes go wide as he lets go of the cable and belt and begins to plummet, his legs still wrapped around Enforcer. Quick as lightning, Enforcer reaches up and grabs the International Title before he's dragged off the ladder by Jarvis' weight. They crash to the ground, knocking both men unconscious... But Enforcer is the one who brought the belt down. The bell rings signalling the end of the match!
Hank-Unbelieveable!! Did you see that???
EMTs rush onto the scene, and quickly have both Lawrence Jarvis and The Enforcer, nWo's new International Champion, loaded onto stretchers. Ring Crews descend on the scene to try and clean up the mess that has been made. Slaves on Dope play out the show with "Casualty of Me."
Hank- That was amazing Mike! Even better than last year!
Michael D.- I wouldn't say that Frank, not with the mood Ichabod's in tonight.
Hank- What do you mean...
Hank- The shows supposed to be over! What are they doing?
Michael D - Who’s going to stop it,Hank? It’s the nWo VP, President, and Champion. Not to mention the WoW Champion.
The Mainstreamer- Well, it looks like it was rather obvious that the three of us made up Mystery... the "Tuxedos", or whatever you want to call us. I mean, who else could cause such a commotion? To the faking of Wafer’s death, to the illusion of Ichabod’s capture, we stirred the nWo just as we wanted. But, Dick Gazinya decided to expose us. Dick Gazinya thought he had us. Unfortunately for him, he was wrong.
Ichabod- I mean, come on, who doesn't know better than to trust Dick? We did, however, make the mistake of asking him to join our cause... You see, at that point, it looked as if nWo was merging with GFW. It didn’t happen, however, and GFW crumbled. But Dick knew what we had planned. He told us everything was safe... that he would keep his mouth shut. But we knew better. Even when it seemed that he was going to keep true to his word for the first time in his career, we knew better... and we kept our Ace up our sleeve.
Wafer- Dick, you should know just as well as anyone that there is more than one reason why I claim to be Awesome. There is no way I would ever go through with something like this knowing you could actually ruin it. Dick, you will never fully get one over on me.
The Mainstreamer- We knew you were going to try to stab us in the back, Dick. We knew you were going to try and outsmart us. And you actually think you did. But you never thought about what else we could have done. You showed us your true colors... Now, let us show you ours.
Michael D - What the hell? Johnny Vain?
Hank- I'm not sure what this means...
Ichabod- If you haven't figured it out by now, it wasn’t just the three of us. We searched... and found one more we deemed worthy. Ah, the irony of you trying to expose us... seeing as how this will be somewhat of a kick in the balls to you.
Wafer- You see Dick, our fourth man is someone you may have once considered dear to you. We asked ourselves: who else in the nWo is worthy? The answer: no one. So, the next logical step, of course would be the GFW. With what little true talent you had, one man really stood out. He was… somewhat phenomenal.
Hank- My God, it's Ender! From GFW!!
Michael D - Jesus, what a quartet!
Ender- Dick, Dick, Dick... could there be a more appropriate name for you? Christ, Dick... I almost liked you. You and your GFW gave me my start in the wrestling world... and I arrived just in time to help keep your sorry excuse for an organization on it's feet. Dick, you asked for fueds... and that's what I... that's what we create. Dick, you showed me nothing but fairness during my short run in the GFW... and in return I respond with a resounding "fuck you". Look at the four of us Dick, we’re not just good…. we’re fucking phenomenal. In light of these resent developments, I leave you with one question: who's the "dick" now?
Michael D - Wow.
Ichabod- Dick, from the first time you left nWo, you have tried to get me. You have yet to do it, and you never will. You want some sort of feud out of this, I scoff you. You’re friend, Johnny Vain, stripped of the Television Title. He’ll get his shot back when one of you has earned a little respect. You, Dick, banned from any nWo event until further notice. You want a feud, be a man, and come out straight forward with it. Prove to one of us that you are on our level. Then you might get a feud. Quit spending so much time filling out columns about a group of wrestlers who don't need, want, or have you involved. You are nothing but the past Dick. You went through your prime, as pathetic as it was. You now start over as the lowliest scum to disgrace the wrestling world. You have to actually earn your way up this time.
Wafer- While you start to type up the next edition of Bitch of the Week, let me remind you of one thing…
Hank- Ha…
Wafer- I Am Awesome.
As officials are busy hanging the title belts above their rings, 'Cocky' hits as Christian Wright walks out with the International Championship. Wright does a little 'Flair strut', and gives the crowd a 'WHOO!' as his team members emerge begind him. The TV Champion, Johnny Vain, PKA and lingering in the background is the creepy Damien Brimstone. They approach their home ring and climb in. Christian Wright hands his title belt to the official who hooks it up to the cable sending it above their ring. As all the teams prepare for the opening bell, officials place a ladder under each title belt in the rings. They all give a ready sign and clear out as the bell rings officially starting the match.
Even Jarvis looks a little concearned as he looks down at Vain but that gives CW the chance to dropkick Jarvis over the top rope and outside next to Vain. CW sets up the ladder and climbs up. He grabs the Brutality title and jumps down to the ring. He begins to head back to his home ring. He gets there and is attacked by Enforcer who was waiting for him. Enforcer whips CW into the steel post. Enforcer picks up his Brutality title and is about to leave when PKA comes charging over and hits him from behind with both the International and Trivia title belts. Enforcer goes down and so does the title. PKA reaches down and picks up the third belt and now poses all three belts and looks up above his ring. The fans begin to go wild.